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Yes, don't watch football. At my daughter's house with football on, celebrating after every play. Defense if they stop, offense if they gain yards

She still wants more

Hahaha, good one. You really got me. I don't actually suck dick very often. Years go by. So, I'm not that busy. I just have a life outside of electronics. But, I do enjoy trolling this forum.

New guy? What the fuck? I've been lurking here for 20 years. My name before this site was wellhellijustdontknow. Somehow when I rejoined the "hell" was left out. EDIT: Thanks for the vote. I owe you one.

A whole different level of Asshattery beyond the comprehension of your limited mind...

Oh no, I have to disagree. A chocolate cream pie made from scratch isn't just two to three ingredients. Melting chocolate, tempering the eggs, homemade crust... It is definitely a pie.

No, I don't have enough give-a-shit to do anything like that. I wouldn't know where to begin.

Is it just me, or is this Asshat contest been boring? Where's the drama? Where's the tension? Where are the voters who want to take me up on my campaign promise?

Dang, misspelled Indyocracy, also. You need to get some sleep.

Dirk, you misspelled my fucking name. I knew that this was rigged. I demand a recount!

Araysar vs. Lightning Lord Rule cool name Sanrith Descart vs. Lanx fuck I don't know Gavinmad vs. wellijustdontknow coinflip Bandwagon vs. Hoss Hoss, you're just too nice Cayennechap vs. Idyocracy don't know chappie nirgon vs. Aldarian so close to one of my favorite words Julian the Apostate vs...

Everyone is fatter than that.

Nope, I'm not into that gay shit.

As a man of my word, I will keep my campaign promise. If anyone is in the area, and wants to collect, you can send me a direct message.

Araysar vs. Goatface he deserves it Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons coinflip Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB shitposter Vuuxo vs. Lanx coinflip Quaid vs. Gavinmad Tide27 vs. wellijustdontknow Bandwagon vs. Sid Farkus Dr. Retarded vs. Hoss Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy Luc1fer vs. Abigailicious...

But, I still got your vote. Thank you.

Round 1 Voting: TomServo vs. Goatface Lightning Lord Rule vs. Kuro Siliconemelons vs. Denamian Caligula the Cat vs. RQB Vuuxo vs Blazin Gavinmad vs. SeanDoe1z1 Boozecube vs. wellijustdontknow Bandwagon vs. Yerm Sid Farkus vs. gwg77 Dr. Retarded vs. Kajimaji stupidmonkey vs. Indyocracy Luc1fer...

It's an expression. It means that a person is pretty much guaranteed the win. You're welcome.

I'm a shoe-in.

I nominate @lurkingdirk because I don't like his tone in the previous post.

Nope, @wellijustdontknow is the real deal. Don't associate me with that piece of trash.

Fuck yeah, I am once again begging for your vote. 1 vote = 1 blowjob

I nominate @wellijustdontknow because he is an asshat. Fuck all y'all.

I get it. I'm just an asshole. No malicious intent...

*allowed

Fucking got him, Sonofabitch! Blood splatter is his reward.

Sitting here scrolling, a motherfucking mosquito got in and tagged me about five fucking times. Fucking blood sucking parasites. I'm itching all over. Fuck me!

That's about when I got one. I might have been a little older. I still have it.

Yeah, but who wants to fuck a coal burner?

Could've, would've, should've As in could have, would have, should have Not "could of", "would of"

She can fix me.

Or, just get a big box of assorted donut holes. Btw, fuck that entitled asshole cunt. I can't stand people like that. Jimmies fully rustled...

Alinity, if she were able to smile...

Poltergeist

That must be an awesome existence. I am usually wide awake waiting between 3 and 17 minutes before my scheduled alarm. It doesn't matter if it's 4 in the morning and I have slept three hours, my alarm never wakes me up.