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Is this a parody? Everyone knows that the witnesses and testimony is gathered in the House. The Senate just goes over what the House sends. Pic unrelated, sort of:

Seriously, some stranger dies and people are weepy. People die every day. Flags will be flying half mast for some dude who was good at a child's game.

You're right, I apologize. You see, I'm a lurker and don't really care if you get butthurt about me not posting a pic. I do it just to get jackasses like you to react. But, you asked for it...

I have the weirdest boner...

Holy crap, that took waaayyy longer to figure out than it should have...

I love eating a sweaty butthole.

I just have one thing to say to the asshat who couldn't even get a unanimous decision in the first round against some no name asshole... Fuck off @Brando!

Fuck the unanimous decision

No shutout for @Brando, does the pain ever go away?

I don't actually give a shit enough to research it, but one vote would have made sense if I had voted.

Which one of you assclowns actually voted for me? I didn't even vote for myself. Now that I'm out of the race, I'd like to say something to my former opponent. Fuck off, @Brando .

Seriously dude, piss off. I'm not quite old enough to be a Boomer. Parents were boomers, you can lick my sack.

Another thing, I have no idea what worfed or picarded, or half the shit means. I think haram means fat... What the fuck?

And, I'm the best asshat ever.

But, I hope that someone wins.

I won't be voting.

Like all elections, I choose not to participate.

Fuck off, @Brando

@Brando vs @wellijustdontknow, I never had a chance. But I would like to say to my most worthy opponent, Fuck off, Brando.

Fuck off, Brando.

He's a prick.

Fuck all y'all. I don't even want the trophy. I know that I am the biggest asshat ever. Btw, fuck you brando.

Wellijustdontknow

Fuck al y'all motherfuckers! Mt rant was far and away the best motherfucker. You motherfuckers sucking each other's motherfucking cocks, and I ain't even getting my taint stroked. Fuck you, you motherfucking motherfuckers you!

Y'alls some judgy motherfuckers, have you seen the shit on this forum. I make a joke and your panties knot up. Pics or gtfo, too.

I have the weirdest boner!

Tuck that in before you get it caught on a tripwire

Inner labia protruding past outer labia, fucking gross

All y'all bunch a sacks o shit. "I can't bitch on command, my pussy hurts, I broke a nail, my boyfriend's dick taste like shit". What the actual fucking FUCK! I clicked on the thinking that I'd be entertained. The stench of the faggotry clouded my screen. What a pile of no talent ass-clowns...

Oh no, the light. Turn it off, it burns, turn it OFF! Back to the shadows.

Yes, I disfigured it by always pulling to the right. I stand sideways to piss.

Too much bullshit, not enough cock... Sorry for the repost

Left girl = perfect

Ok, but where are the cocks?

What is she...like 50? I bet she is still hot af.

Why not both

This is one of the cutest girls, she is so sexy. I can't stop watching it.

Wrong! Blond with beautiful breasts. Why do you idiots think that big floppy tits equal sexy? Give me a beautiful perky B cup over that any day.

Noticed the blonde first, I'll take a pretty face over nasty milkcow udders any day.

She lost me in the second picture. Tattoos are nasty!