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Used to love the articles and jokes in playboy. After I was spent from jacking off I'd read those until i was ready to go again.

I'd be more worried about kids being infected with the SJW virus than seeing some porn.

I keep cash on hand but only use it for tipping, hookers, and guns. Last week I left my wallet at home when I went to the grocery store so I had to use some of my hooker money to grocerate. It was terrible.

Apologize to him and promise to use American Inventor or Wakandan in the future.

Had a safety meeting today where they taught us about ergonomics. At one point the guy was telling us everything about the way I sit is wrong. I was like, motherfucker, I'm basically a professional sitter. You're a teacher who wears safety glasses. Stay in your fucking lane.

Your stories are boring.

Have video running the first time you ask for those passwords please. I bet you'll find out you raised some tiny lawyers.

Ok then it will be cheap? Just name a price.

But it's important because you wanted a price and I heard fucker charges by the inch.

Got about a half dozen star wars books signed by timothy zahn a couple weeks ago. It was pretty cool, and he's a nice guy. I asked him how many I could get signed, he looked at the bag I was carrying and said, pull them all out. I couldn't find them all, but at least I got the new thrawn book...

That thing has male pattern baldness. So when you say 'clit', do you mean tip of the dick?

I'll give this a shot. If it's not the same ham handed SJWism that supergirl is, I'll watch it. If I'm in the right mood, the SJW shit in supergirl is humourous. I am in the right mood today so I just watched most of season 4 while I worked from home. I mean, LOL at the tranny superhero...

I have heard that too, but I never bothered to confirm it. Supposedly some laws were so poorly written than if an adult woman had sex with an underaged boy, the boy was the only one who could be charged with statutory rape. Just think how that would change the teachers fucking students epidemic.

I went to a panel with energy vampires at a convention. They said they wore the fangs to get the reaction. It was so fucking funny, I had to leave after 5 minutes to not be rude. I did not get to ask if they were energy vampires before this show or because of it. This show was the first...

People mentioned in the comments that it's noodling. Interesting thought. If a game warden had been there I doubt like hell he would have called it that, but I wonder where the line is.

It's in the grownup section. The actual question was about what I expected. I didn't expect to see so many people so disappointed that it wasn't about deathwalker sam type pedophilia shit.

As juniors and seniors in high school, my circle of friends were aware that freshman girls could land us in jail. I mean, theoretically. Not that any of us had touched a boob or anything.

Typing on my phone and it auto completes a word before I finish it. But the auto completed word isn't a word. So when I go to correct it I have to first tell the phone not to add it to the dictionary. Seriously as if auto complete isn't bad enough, why the fuck is it doing words it doesn't even...

A couple years ago I lost a good friend of mine. I heard he was in the hospital from another friend of mine. I mentioned that I was going to call him right now. The friend told me I didn't need to because he had talked to him a few minutes ago and apparently he was getting out tonight. I...

Is that soldiers or locals?

I watched it without sound, but I thought that was funny. One question though, was the doll supposed to be an infant, or was it supposed to be a doll? Like, it had been picked up, were they going to CGI in a more realistic looking baby?

Did it? I thought that only happened the second time with the damaged orville.

Yeah. But not as awesome as garrett letting all her birds go and then fucking dina to console her. It really is a good show. I can't decide if it's good despite the 2 main characters being unlikable, or of that's part of it's formula. Jonah caused me physical pain at the quincenera.

Add in fatasses who are trying out bike riding to lose weight. We don't like spandex. Oh and mormons on missions. Don't you get those in your area? Nevermind, don't admit it if you don't. One of them will read this and dispatch missionaries to your area. If you don't count yard crews, I...

+1 Decline, and in the message tell her to let you know what they decide.

Are you taking about people on the internet or people irl?

If you shoot traditional, the draw length is a mere suggestion. The real draw length is however far you draw it back (or whenever you run out of arrow). The draw weight is however much you can pull.

Hot Sounds like the texts are awkward though. Post them so we can read the context.