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  1. zombiewizardhawk

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Lol much more realistic to have the not-a-gigantic-fat-lazy-cunt simply cross her legs so the gigantic-fat-lazy-cunt-forever alone bitches don't feel "harmed" by it. I don't even think a good plague would solve the problem because it will inevitably take some of the good and leave some of the...
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    First World Problems

    First world problem when I want to read about first world problems and instead get stuck reading two faggots arguing.
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    MMA Thread

    The real question is how much money could I have made off a Taco Bell sponsorship assuming all the recent sponsor shenanigans didn't go on. Taco Bell presents the guy who beat Jon Jones...
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    MMA Thread

    I expected Jones to whoop dat ass. Couldn't get anyone at work to bet with me, no UFC fans =/. On a different note, anyone know of any good MMA trainers in/around Cleveland assuming I wanted to have an actual shot at getting some fights and possibly working my way up to the professional...
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    Path of Exile

    Yeah lol magnus was brutal the first time I ran in to him (at least first time I realized I ran in to him)... was a zana mission on Beyond, I think the area level was 70, maybe 69. Cruising along smoking the mobs (on my dual swt on beyond, nothing really posed a threat to her) when BOOM...
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    Path of Exile

    Alt+f4 is the much safer way of doing that. It has a much faster response time and whatnot than doing escape>exit.
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    Path of Exile

    And riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip to my tendrils witch. Was farming some fellshrine before work and ran in to a vorici mission with the exile that uses the orange storm call and whatever other lightning moves. Best part is I couldn't even see the red on his hp bar after I died, he...
  8. zombiewizardhawk

    Who is more fucked up, Antarius or J49?

    It doesn't fucking matter because this board hasn't even finished deciding who is funnier, keg or myself.
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    Path of Exile

    I don't mind if I rip in my 80s or whatever. I did arc last league so I wanted to change it up (and I love up close stuff, was the reason I did 4 double strike attempts in Beyond). My eventual goal is a 6link tendrils with something like tendril + light pen + conc eff + inc aoe + faster cast +...
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    Path of Exile

    Anyone played a tendrils build (only tendrils, not tendrils into arc and whatnot)? My tornado shot scion ripped in a corrupted area the other day so now i'm doing a tendrils witch. Planning on 1h/shield, not sure if i want to go CI, armor/life or hybrid armor/es (always seems to be the most...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Did a_skeleton_03 actually get banned!?
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    League Of Legends

    That video makes me want to punch that kid.
  13. zombiewizardhawk

    First World Problems

    Hey this was posted last page. I call dibs on posting it on the next page.
  14. zombiewizardhawk

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Are we talking a 1-10 scale of looks or measurements of genetalia?
  15. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    Which playstyle are you more used to? I played both during beyond and did well on both but did better on my SWT (probably due to the many many many many hours I had on dual spork in beta). Not sure if the tree changes gimped either build with the new leagues but I don't think so.
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    Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

    Get the fuck out of here...
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    League Of Legends

    Heimer top is a legit pick. He shits on so many toplane/jungle combos. You just have to be able to land his E and be willing to use more than his turret ult (his E ult can lead to some massive teamfight stompage etc.).
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    Archeage

    Best way to talk cross-faction that i've found is by renaming pets.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    What the fuck, I could've sworn I remembered you saying you were like 19 sometime in the last 2 years...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Both options are better than taking advice from a 49ers fan...
  21. zombiewizardhawk

    The Interview - Rogan and Franco attempt to assassinate Kim Jong-Un

    So the movie looking fucking horrible and not at all funny will have zero bearing on your decision not to watch it?
  22. zombiewizardhawk

    The Interview - Rogan and Franco attempt to assassinate Kim Jong-Un

    This movie looks retarded as fuck anyways. It should've never been a theatrical release, period.
  23. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    I dunno, the only bloodline I can see being close to the middle finger some of the beyond packs were is the obelisks one but I just started playing the league and haven't gotten up to merciless yet to see if they get rougher.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Wait, you're posting in the TGWBYHT talking about how you want kids and a family in the same post you talk about banging a different chick two to five times a week + threesomes etc. and dumping the chicks who do want to be in a relationship? Please don't have kids any time soon... or ever.
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    Path of Exile

    What are some good builds this time around? I just ripped my flameblast templar at level 37 in imperial garden normal lol. I did like 4 doublestrike chars in Beyond so I dunno if I want to do a doublestrike this league. Preferably not totems since I did that in Beyond and for about 600...
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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    What did he do his first year? All he did was come in on a team that was already being carried to the playoffs by their defense and previous QB (wasn't Smith like 9-2 before Krappernick got the start? 7-2 maybe?) and get hyped up just like every other scrub QB who has 1 year or less of "good"...
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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Brady's getting another superbowl this year.
  28. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    Don't you have to scroll over the item to confirm the trade in the first place!?
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    Youtube now has an embedded GIF creator... very nice move IMO

    My god, the internet is going to be fucking plagued by 1000x as many shitty gifs now...
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    Archeage

    I bolded the part where you were, in fact, not banned for "no reason".
  31. zombiewizardhawk

    Europa Universalis IV

    I've noticed it too. One of the let's plays that I watched, Russia was about 80-120 units over their forcelimit for a long time and then later in the game it was the ottomans (russia fell off after some wars against the player). Dats a lot of maintenance cost if not...
  32. zombiewizardhawk

    Archeage

    Has the 5 days actually been updated onto anyone's account yet? Mine still showing the old expiration date as well as several people in my guild/on my server that i've talked to.
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    Archeage

    You have some sort of proof that the people spending this kind of money regret it? Proof that they're done and won't be repeat XL/Trion customers and/or won't spend more money on AA as time passes? Proof that they have to be in to S&M to do so? Please don't just quote typical forum trolling...
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    Europa Universalis IV

    I'm playing as Timbuktu at the moment, almost done conquering everybody around me. Mali has 4 or 5 provinces left, Air has 5-8, Yao has 5-8 but tons of rebel issues atm and a few small fries with 1-3 a piece. Next I guess I gotta work my way into a colonist idea group so I can either start...
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    Archeage

    Did you miss the D3 RMAH stuff where multiple posters on this board talked about the thousands upon thousands of dollars they made? Have you never seen any of the hundreds of posts talking about how much people used to sell their EQ accounts for? Their WoW accounts? The news article about the...
  36. zombiewizardhawk

    Archeage

    90% of the issues that aren't server issues exist in 100% of MMORPGs, not just eastern ones. What's the last MMO you played that didn't have bots/gold farmers/gold seller spam/exploitable glitches/etc.? All the major fuckups have been from Trion (not closing servers at auroria launch despite...
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    Archeage

    How do server issues fall on to the developer (eastern company) and not the publisher/server host (western) since i'm assuming Trion is the one running the servers here and not simply playing PR for xlgames? Exploits/hacks/glitches and stuff like the hackshield issues on auroria launch =...
  38. zombiewizardhawk

    Archeage

    Servers been down for over 24 hours now lol. Like 5 times they've posted that servers are restarting and will be available then 4 hours later they say they're still investigating, rinse and repeat.
  39. zombiewizardhawk

    please keep Scott Stapp in your prayers this Thanksgiving

    No because Jesus doesn't love you, Bisi.