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  1. zombiewizardhawk

    WTF Story Thread?

    I like how he didn't expect to get robbed when he was trying to be a sugar daddy for a couple hood rats (given away by the name Shalaina). The hood rat part also explains why the bitch doesn't understand she committed a crime.
  2. zombiewizardhawk

    Europa Universalis IV

    Is there a place similar to Civfanatics for this game? I always felt like Civfanatics added so much to my Civ 3/4 experience with the GoTMs, succession games etc. I checked out the paradox forums but they didn't really do much for me and the AARs (think that's what they called them) that I...
  3. zombiewizardhawk

    Furious 7 (2015)

    Just like every other Fast and the Furious movie after the first two, will not watch.
  4. zombiewizardhawk

    Joe Dirt II: Beautiful Loser

    I would've sworn it was neck... Been a while tho.
  5. zombiewizardhawk

    Joe Dirt II: Beautiful Loser

    You're talkin' to my guy all wrong... You do it again, i'll stab ya in the neck with a solderin iron...
  6. zombiewizardhawk

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    Orcs Must Die 2 any good? On sale for $6.25 for the game and the dlc. I enjoyed Dungeon Defenders til it got way out of hand with the scaling and whatnot and everyone left except for the people who could spend 17 hours afk'ing in a solo survival to get to the good loot waves.
  7. zombiewizardhawk

    Archeage

    Yeah 1k honor is 2 whole runs of Crimson Rift, not really a big deal if it makes for a successful siege.
  8. zombiewizardhawk

    Archeage

    Are you implying if I had a 1h + shield that I wouldn't get stunlocked to death when I get 2v1'd? If this is genuinely true and a 1h+shield will let me 2v1 consistently then i'll start farming the tokens asap.
  9. zombiewizardhawk

    Archeage

    Calleil. The west sucks hard on Calleil, the only time they ever win anything is if they have 5:1 numbers or more. Reds are almost non-existant in Hasla if it's not peacetime but once peace hits there'll be 100+ reds in the zone trying to tag spawns at all the camps. Unfortunately there are a...
  10. zombiewizardhawk

    Archeage

    I haven't had any issues in pvp so far altho I haven't done too much. I've won probably 95% of the 1v1 fights I come across, the rest being group pvp in hasla/halcy and a shield isn't gonna save me from getting lasso'd 7 times in a row with 15 people hitting me.
  11. zombiewizardhawk

    Archeage

    I'm not doing much for income. Now that i'm 50 and don't have to spend all my labor doing stone bricks and hereafters for exp I can start focusing on using my labor to make money. Don't own any land but not worried about that, I let my 8x8 expire the other day because I don't even bother using...
  12. zombiewizardhawk

    Archeage

    Which set of armor would you guys recommend for a Reaper? There's so many different types and I see em linked in chats so rarely that I don't know which ones give which stats. Also, is GHA armor a big increase off of the quest armor or can I skip having to farm a full set from GHA and just...
  13. zombiewizardhawk

    The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

    This. So much this. I've talked to so many people who thought that shit was good that I was starting to think I was going blind. Thank you for confirming my vision is still in good shape.
  14. zombiewizardhawk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    My vote is: An Emaciated Wizardhawk
  15. zombiewizardhawk

    Archeage

    Chinese gold farm bots moving to rerolled instead of just spamming up nation/faction/jury chat? Wut the fuk.
  16. zombiewizardhawk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Yo bro, you spelled "pussys" incredibly wrong for someone who self-proclaims how rich and awesome he is constantly.
  17. zombiewizardhawk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Cause I figured maybe bitches stopped breaking peoples hearts.
  18. zombiewizardhawk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    But........ the entertainment!
  19. zombiewizardhawk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Dude in the white jacket beat the fuck out of all of them haha. Like 5 different people tried to get a piece of him too. #justice
  20. zombiewizardhawk

    Europa Universalis IV

    Yeah I think GMG had one with most of the expansions but can't remember for sure. Steam only has the Digital Extreme which doesn't include any of the actual expansions I believe. I spose steam usually has all the individual stuff on sale during their pack sales too so maybe I will snag it...
  21. zombiewizardhawk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    ELENAC WAFVE AT ELENAC EARTHBINDER
  22. zombiewizardhawk

    Europa Universalis IV

    Well didn't realize there was a bajillion DLC's and it's actually $100 for all of it... maybe i'll wait for another sale after all.
  23. zombiewizardhawk

    Europa Universalis IV

    I'm 99.9% sure it'll be on sale during the steam winter sale or one of the other digital sales that compete with them now but considering my fears of the game not being a bit random have been addressed i'll probably just pick it up for the $40. That was really the only thing I was worried...
  24. zombiewizardhawk

    Europa Universalis IV

    Been looking for a new game to play along with Archeage now that Dawngate is done. None of the other mobas out there pique my interests in the slightest so I started looking in to this (didn't play Civ 5, not thinking i'll get BE either, I dislike the 1UPT stuff). How is the replay-ability...
  25. zombiewizardhawk

    The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

    You people (everyone talking about the Eagles, not just this quote) do realize that the Eagles weren't just a bunch of tamed chauffeurs for the rest of the races (aka horses), right?
  26. zombiewizardhawk

    Archeage

    Can we please not start another 5page Raes rage-fest derail?
  27. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    What kind of stuff you looking for? I ripped a 6L belly of the beast and a 6L cloak of defiance to standard making dumb plays on my beyond chars, along with a few other things and some gems and whatnot.
  28. zombiewizardhawk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    My fight should require Taco Bell... Just sayin'
  29. zombiewizardhawk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Fuck, I got my hopes up that the thread got cleaned out hardcore with a title rename.
  30. zombiewizardhawk

    Twitch now has a dress code

    Lol this is probably the best thing i've read in 3 months.
  31. zombiewizardhawk

    Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever

    Erm the owned of the cat in that video looks exactly like someone I used to know (not sure if they had that cat or not tho) but like... identical.
  32. zombiewizardhawk

    Dawngate - MOBA from Waystone

    Been playing this for about a month. Game being shut down now (open for 90 more days while they close). Guess EA wanted it to muscle LoL and Dota 2 out of the market while still being in beta or something.
  33. zombiewizardhawk

    Archeage

    Bolded the important part. If you died in UO and lost your kit it would be about equivalent to dying in t1 frigs in EVE. It took almost no effort to get re-geared, just a quick trip to your favorite nearby vendor to buy a couple things that you could farm the gold for in less than 10 minutes...
  34. zombiewizardhawk

    Archeage

    I think some of the people leaving are the ones who dumped a few hundred hours into the alpha/beta on top of their release play too.
  35. zombiewizardhawk

    My new Dating Pool

    You were in a booth at an adult book store with a hooker long enough to bust 4 nuts all up in her jaws? You one of the people with that wierd condition where you can bust endless nuts like it was nothing?
  36. zombiewizardhawk

    Milana Vayntrub(AT&T Chick) vs Emma Watson(Harry Potter Chick)

    Emma Watson is only a 10 if we're talking about the age she was when everyone in this community decided she was some idol of sexiness... As far as who the "queen" is (didn't realize this was /b now) it'd obviously be Emma but on a scale of hotness Milana wins 9:5.
  37. zombiewizardhawk

    Someone hit my parked car...suggestions?

    I think it's more about people these days being more self-centered cocky fucknuts who don't give a shit about anyone but themselves and don't want to take responsibility for anything at all than it is being worse drivers or careless, altho careless ties in to the...
  38. zombiewizardhawk

    Cheated out of my youth

    16 and 24 is terrible. 18 and 50+ with lots of money is adult life.
  39. zombiewizardhawk

    Archeage

    Not to mention how many people will just say "Fuck you" and quit the game when they have their bank account emptied because they sold something and now they're paying the price for someone elses actions. Guess that's next-level pvp tho. Pvp people by getting a bunch of botted gold and using it...
  40. zombiewizardhawk

    Archeage

    But the people buying gold/botting gold aren't hte ones who are getting fucked over... it's the people selling items that happen to be purchased by anyone who either bots/buys their own gold or came into the gold through other botters/buyers... In the end, literally the only person who will be...