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Or she'll be overjoyed due to feeling the same way and then shit really hits the fan when she thinks they're getting married!

If you post a pic like that every time you post then i'll forgive you for the retarded shit you call "hysterically funny, socially significant"

Why are people standing shoulder to shoulder with you dying?

QFT. I'd go so far as to say 99% of bitches who say they are bipolar have no fucking clue what it even really means/is.

I'd rather play xbox than bang her too and I don't even like xbox...

I'm with Famm on this one, Ant... C'mon man you'd be better off with a hooker.

I asked out a trap once (didn't know until much later). True story.

Yeah I guess it could be any of that. Too bad I don't have the good drugs or a giant dong tho =/.

No, I said the taco bell diet is affordable. I work at a restaurant, yes, but it's not fast food and i'm not Gaige or Samdaman kthx.

Don't have a pic of her but she's way out of my league (I consider myself a 5, maybe a 6 on a good day lol). No i'm not a virgin, have only been with one girl tho (we were engaged for a while before it ended).

Yes but i'd consider changing for this girl, is why I'm in such a quandry.

Doctors, nurses, emergency rooms. Fuck you assholes for making me wait 5 hours to get my vitals taken, charging me $80 for 2 tylenol (A WHOLE 500 COUNT BOTTLE IS LIKE $3 YOU FUCKS) and then giving me bad credit when I don't pay my 5 digit+ bill to be told i'm fine.

Ok so there is a girl i've started talking to (I think she's a 10, doubt anyone would rate her below an 8) that I work with and like. I'm not good with people in general (extremely shy etc) but it seems like she might like me for some unknown reason. She gave me her number, asked me to hang...

Someone needs to make this a 10 hour video and spread it through the internet. Preferably on autoplay.

I think he started it because he's a moron who can't find a way to get attention other than copycatting the drunk thread

Who exactly wants to be "best pal" with goliath?

It's not obvious until you click it!

I don't think that means what you think it means.

Lol, seems a little extreme to chop off your man-parts just to beat up women when you could just do it domestically.

I hope you mean their right and not our right, otherwise we gon' fight.

You mean i'd be entitled to sleep with a fat ugly used up cumdumpster? My day just got a whole lot better.

Let Kate Beckinsale fuck you with a 6 inch strap-on three times a week with no other touching for the rest of your life and it was kept secret... until a video of it leaks. Don't judge me. Would you rather be cooked alive in an oven at ~250 degrees fahrenheit or die Total Recall style on the...

Have a seat over here.

Yeah, those totally aren't just lame ass excuses when they can't come up with any other excuse. "I don't know what came over me officer, I just woke up with 27 dead bodies around me lol".

Code for "I want to stroke his wiener"?

I'd still hit it. Just like everyone else I haven't seen anything about this before, looks pretty sweet and I like most of the Tom Cruise movies i've seen.

Even hookers take off Sundays I guess.

It's not "providing content" when you're posting shit that was posted 1 or 2 pages ago. All you're doing is spam posting every fucking gif you can find in a time span of however long you go on your spree for. It was providing content the first 1-7735 times things have been posted here and/or...

People who brag about something like going back to school at 25 while working full time thinking everyone else gets any or all of the same circumstances. Pay is equal across the board along with cost of living and availability of financial aid etc. People who always have to order the most...

His male best friend has a female best friend who his male best friend is so attached to that he flips shit if she goes drinking with some other guy... that doesn't sound like he wants to bone his "best friend" at all.

Come on dude, there are way hotter polish chicks than that (or maybe it's just a horrible picture).

That gif was posted at least 5 times on the fohguild boards...

If I found a hooker who knew science, i'd buy her services on the spot and by buy her services I mean pay her to sex me up.