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  1. Kuro

    MTG thread

    If you ever think WotC is fucking shit up, just let FFG dip in and show their hand. Apparently their new game, Keyforge, will track tournaments and decks using an app, and as of the OP reveal today... will ban your deck from local play after you win three tournaments. Essentially, each...
  2. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Inb4 wotc changes the tournament rules to only allow UltraPro sleeves ;)
  3. Kuro

    MTG thread

    And this way, when it sells out in 5 minutes on their website and people are bummed, Hasbro can say "But wait it's okay because we'll have more copies for sale at HASCON, so buy them tickets!"
  4. Kuro

    Hearthstone

    Both below Heroes of the Storm? What witchcraft is this?
  5. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Mox Amber is going to be "one more cheap GW legendary away from playable..." its entire standard life, isn't it?
  6. Kuro

    Bioware's "Anthem"

    That's a great one monster they have completed.
  7. Kuro

    MTG thread

    More SDCC style promos, yawn. Good for the people who want em, couldn't care less as someone who doesn't. Reddit is booty blasted that they're not actual masterpieces and making standard cards worthless. Some neat previews, the counterspell+surveil 1 is definitely going to see play. Also, if...
  8. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    But if you boost your dark iron you don't get duck-face armor.
  9. Kuro

    Cyberpunk 2077

    Larry Crotch
  10. Kuro

    Artifact - The DOTA Card Game

    For Magic, generally in "standard", where cards are currently in-print, if a card is absolutely dominant it'll get up to 30-40 bucks, with the good-to-great ones landing in the 5-18 bracket. Every once in a while you hit an unreal level of cross-play and get your $60-80 standard card, but...
  11. Kuro

    Cyberpunk 2077

    But if you want to get proper cyberpunk flavor you have to work at least one asian programmer to death.
  12. Kuro

    Cyberpunk 2077

    Obviously that citizenship information is ascribed by the corps, wumyn. Of course those evil leechs would assign cis genders! You're a rebellious runner with no concept of gender boundaries, don't let The Man's datafile define you!
  13. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Guild Mechanics for GRN: Boros (R/W)-Mentor: When this creature attack, give another target attacking creature a +1/+1 counter if it has lesser Power than this creature. Dimir (B/U)-Surveil: Look at the top X cards of your library, then put any of those cards into the graveyard or on top of...
  14. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Under personal loot, you average about 1 piece of loot per dungeon. Sometimes it'll be 0, sometimes it'll be 2, most of the time it's 1.
  15. Kuro

    Cyberpunk 2077

    One my friends messaged me upon watching the demo. "Did you see the smart gun? Finally an FPS even you can't fucking suck at!"
  16. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    They are completely not worth making at this juncture. You get shit like "1 of each fish", it's not 100% chance to proc, and they cost a bajillion Expulsom to make. Save your redgoo for making epix.
  17. Kuro

    MTG thread

    I look forward to Dimir being all about milling while Nexus of Fate prevents milling :D
  18. Kuro

    Cyberpunk 2077

    24 hours later and there isn't a Kotaku article complaining about the toxic masculinity of CDPR demo conflating brutality against women with sexual titilation? Really off their game right now.
  19. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Also, 15% off Ebay coupon today if people need singles.
  20. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Germany spoiled the Buy a Box Promo on accident. 7GGG, Creature-Wurm, Convoke, Indestructible. 16/16. Meh. Ral Zarek and Vraska pack art, as well as new character. Sad that Convoke is the returning mechanic for selesnya, need more green populate cards.
  21. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Paragon bag would definitely make doing the other continent for that sweet sweet 200 total contract rep feel less shitty
  22. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    My guild's raid's just going to be doing cauldrons anyway, so I stopped actively trying to level alchemy after I greyed out agi potions. High enough for Transmutes is high enough for me~ Will just let it naturally hit the cap as I make random flasks for Mythic + s or whatnot
  23. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Fun only allowed within a specific box. They're also actively wacking any Azerite trait that happens to make folks do something other than the baseline rotation. Which is odd, since the azerite traits are at least partially replacing Tier Set Bonuses, which frequently changed up your rotation...
  24. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Non-Reminder Text color symbols in textbox do count towards commander deck construction color identity. Hybrid Mana symbols are all colors involved in the hybrid-ing. Reminder Text *used* to count toward deck construction restrictions, but they stopped that when Return to Ravnica came out...
  25. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Won our Commander Sealed set tournament and got the 3 commander decks I didn't play. Super grindy fun. Each round took ~90m-110m. Some ridiculous haymaker swings when you're playing all precons. Loyal Unicorn is a beast in that setting :D
  26. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    That and by playing a melee hunter you basically troll thousands of delicate internet people by simply existing. It's pretty win-win.
  27. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    WoD launch was fine as long as you stayed far far away from your garrison. If you ever made the foolish mistake of hopping on a flight path day 1 that would go over the garrison, you got right fucked.
  28. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Not looking forward to expansion launching at a time that works for functional members of society. Don't they know they're supposed to launch at like 2am so that cave troll neckbeards have their birthrite advantage.
  29. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Teferi's Puzzlebox is in the right colors tho ;)
  30. Kuro

    MTG thread

    At least RKF has hippy barbarian magicks pumping through his veins, he'll live to 110.
  31. Kuro

    MTG thread

    I've forced everyone who has died to Phelddagrif beats to sign the copy that killed them.
  32. Kuro

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I can't wait for the Diablo 4 Mobile Game announcement! "We saw how much people loved botting D3, so we've decided to move diablo into a space more conducive to auto-completion and botted gameplay!"
  33. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    My expectations are being subverted!
  34. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Chaos Orb's price has increased because of the birth of a format called 93/94, where it is legal (restricted, not banned), and where it is a colorless source of removal for any permanent, making it a valued card.
  35. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Obviously this was the correct fix to Rising Sun Kick being too weak :D
  36. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Watching Teferi's end step double untap ramp into Nexus of Fate is mildly humorous. If the deck makes the cut, sell them nexii into the hype bubble. You can basically staple anything to the Karn+Teferi control shell and look impressive on camera.
  37. Kuro

    Hearthstone

    They should just add Dirty Rat to the classic set.
  38. Kuro

    Arkham Horror: LCG

    Played the streamlined version of the boardgame and it was pretty nice. Hopefully in a third edition of the full boardgame someone on staff will let them know having decks in 40 shades of red isn't a great plan.
  39. Kuro

    Riot Games MMO

    "You've fought with Legends, but Legends don't start on the rift..."
  40. Kuro

    Artifact - The DOTA Card Game

    You can resell the cards using the Steam Marketplace.