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lol what? The movies are total dogshit. Worst movies ever made? Nah, but they're dogshit, through and through.

The difference here is any mildly intelligent human would detect sarcasm in my response. On the other hand, you legitimately defend Jar Jar Binks and believe the film deserves a 7.5.

If that was the case I would maybe give him a pass for just being a retarded George Lucas dickchugger.

That's about 7.5 points too high to maintain any credibility when reviewing movies.

I've never understood sober trips to White Castle or Krystal.

There you go. This dipshit believes Episode 2 was > 7/10. This movie is objectively fucking terrible.

Better or worse than Attack of the Clones?

Sam Elliott without a walrus 'stache is just fucking weird. Season's great so far though.

The Rock is a fantastic movie.

Isn't he also the faggot that loved the Star Wars prequels? Ignore his opinions.

Johnny do you have a picture of one of these whores referencing Rerolled yet?

I don't think I'd be comfortable with ol' bummerface making me hot either, Tuco.

I love how we're already looking at a 5 year gap between dance and winds. So much for figuring out his fucking knot and hammering out the rest like the first three.

Thought most of that army was made of wights anyway.

Well Johnny, if you didn't before, you've def got HIV now.

shut up, retard

Every Sonic I've tried around here has been less than impressive. Only time I ever went there regularly was in college when they had some retarded good deal - 5 burgers for 5 bucks before 5 on Tuesdays I think.

Skydiving cars, sliding spoiler save, ripping off the cast, skyscraper jump, the Rock with a minigun. I'd say I'm sold, but I've been sold since the beginning. I'm sold-er.

God what a great ending

So what's the argument for why that kind of tech hasn't been implemented yet? Any budget related excuse is complete bullshit. Are there a bunch of purist faggots chiming in about how the 10-yard chain is a sacred part of the game or something?

Traumahawk is solid. Check out Torche if you haven't. New album out next month:

I'm surprised this hasn't already happened.

Punched a few of his own teeth in* Did you eat them McCheese?

sorry dude, you're gay now

Do you not eat the chips at Mexican restaurants?

Sweet they have a section for fan fic

how would you know

I can't remember the last time I ate cereal, but if I did again, it would absolutely be cinnamon toast crunch.

This is one the greatest things I've read on the internet in a while.

Should just start reading off entries in a phone book.

Don't like his responses? Suck it up.

His non-answers and the resulting media butthurt are far more entertaining than any real answers could've been. Seems like great PR.

No babysitters in the fine community of Chalfont?

How fucking fat are you, nerd? McCarthy is awful. She's the same fat insufferable character in everything she's done. It's torturous. If you consider being obese to be physical comedy, I guess you got me there. She could confidently consume an entire turkey maybe. What's wrong with you? What...

first week on the internet or something?

short "tour", and no where near me either

The edit is a lot better than the movies, that's for sure but there's still some goofy shit like the very first scene still having "60 years earlier..." or Smaug being covered in gold despite cutting the dumb molten gold scene. Why not just cut to after he slings all that shit off? Seems like...

^This nerd hates comedy obviously. Wiig is funny, that's it. McCarthy is unfunny garbage. Fat unfunny garbage. This is going to suck.