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Clearly the Yellow King likes to get rapey in the middle of a tulip field.

After. Notice how Hart checked his gun?

Was hoping that was going to end with a "Just kidding, the right photo is from 11 months ago. Quit being a bunch of lazy sacks of shit, fatties."

DUBSTEP EDITION

go away

At this point, it's basically 110% certain that Tuttle is one of the higher ups protecting the Yellow King. What of it?

Bronies do seem like the type to enjoy a good old fashioned kid-rape. Tad's probably a brony.

This show still sucks, but he didn't kill the guy at the foot of the bed, he just put him in a sleeper hold. "Classified." Is this shit for real?

ok he's big

I think those guys are just really short. Then again, it's not hard to make someone look taller than they really are on film. Also, Ledoux just looked like he might have acne scars or something to me, but nothing significant. Fuck, I don't know.

Did Hart's older daughter go to one of the Tuttle schools? Guessing she was part of the pictures.

Lawnmower man's not that tall either, but someone said he was credited for two or three episodes.

Fair enough. Didn't the people from the church describe Dora's new man as a tall guy with scars though? That and Rust says something like "the scars on the giant" or something. Maybe he's just got it wrong, too.

How did you not see that? People were calling that one after the first episode. She described the King, or whoever we're supposed to believe is the King, as the giant. And that's in relation to Ledoux, who is what, 6' 7'' or some shit? How tall is this fucker supposed to be? Or what else is the...

Fair enough. When I wasn't 2 or 3 boxing, I was probably watching TV.

you're probably retarded expecting a legit answer for that here

maybe people wanted to see it

I can't think of any fast food that gives me a good gut cleaning. Went to Steak and Shake today mid-hangover, and I can't understand how anyone would prefer Wendy's or Burger King over it. That's retarded as fuck.

Surefire sign of any quality source of entertainment.

that is a fairly shitty looking cast

man I can't believe this didn't work out

My b, soybeans, don't 'fract me bro!

Rustin Cohle is an anagram for Holier Cunts.

I'm going with Eiffel Towered based on that lipstick smear. What credible evidence?

So you can look like an idiot when Hart isn't part of the Carcosa cult.

Hey look, more pointless Frank bangs dudes bullshit.

dun dun DUN

I want to say if I came across some guy that had raped one kid to death and was in the process of doing the same to another, I would absolutely blow his fucking brains out. Hard to say for sure though, that one's still one my bucket list.

^lol

You're doing the exact bullshit Hart warned Cohle of in the first episode. You're twisting shit to fit your chosen narrative. Let's suppose Hart's the Yellow King, or involved somehow, whatever. First off, everyone described Dora's new man, the Yellow King, as a tall motherfucker. Woody's not...

Would still be fucking retarded. Also, lol at "TRUE DETECTIVE, IT'S SINGULAR", fucking really? If we're using that logic, it means we've got a 50/50 shot of guessing the bad guy every season unless they want to rename the damn thing.

It was amusing for sure. "I'm part of a child-raping murder-cult, but your soul is too dark for me to do business with. No thank you." His wording might've been a bit strange, but it was obvious he knew Cohle had some ulterior motive behind setting up the deal.

Calling Cohle "a priest, too" is more likely just Ledoux's way of saying he's a killer as well.

Cohle is definitely working the case, that's the only reason he went in for the interview. As for whether or not that's what he's been up to for the past 10 years, I don't know. The photograph of the hooded figures surrounding the girl was noticed by Cohle, not Hart. The scene specifically...

This episode was farther up the hilari-bad scale than that fucking snoozer of an opener. Never read much past the prison assault in the comics, I guess that Capt. Mustache is supposed to be an interesting character?

Sad times when Astro's on the rational/not-retarded side here.

The spiral drawing fits if Hart's daughter was abused by someone in the cult. Impulsively executing Ledoux fits considering he discovered this guy just finished raping/torturing those kids. You think his last name means he's got a fetish for deer antlers? Lastly, why do you think he prevented...

What Fedor said. There is nothing at all that hints at unreliable narration, other than the "story" Rust and Cohle have been telling for nearly two decades.

That would be retarded.

Watched it again sober, didn't realize you could hear that container door sliding open and shut again right before Ledoux comes out wrapping a towel around his waist.