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I thought Mulaney already had a show called Nathan For You?

This is the wrong forum to try to play a sympathy card. Especially considering how full of shit everyone here already thinks you are.

Except concerning matters of raw denim

Someone here called you? I'm not buying it.

Not really expensive to repo considering it's just two valves that connect the water heater to your plumbing. One for cold water in, one for hot water out. Turn off the water feeding it, drain it, detach the lines. Well, detach the fuel lines too. But that's the same easy process.

No on the beans in chili. Beans ruin the entire dish.

Sriracha is meh on its own. But if you make an aioli with it or something similar, it's fuckin awesome.

That's a really terrible situation Ameraves. I feel for you. Your wife sounds like a very good person too though. To be honest I don't know if I would have been able to stick around after such a dramatic life altering event. It sounds like she tried to change her perspective through therapy but...

Are they not doing 3rd place matches this year at worlds? Only top 2 teams get payed out?

Why does Brad keep saying stupid shit like "lean and mean"? Is he confusing Leroy Jenkins with Leroy Brown? Brad should do a dunk booth tour. I'd pay good money to dunk that turd. Upwards of 20 bucks.

The best pizza rolls ever were the short lived hot pocket pizza rolls

Back off topic. I'm a landlord in CT, I make money on my property even though I live in one of the apartments (my property taxes are $7200/yr). Then again, this is a rental property (like that idiot Brad's). You are just trying to rent out a single family home, which almost never pays for...

That's google adsense. WTF have you been searching for lately?

Don't front Sutekh. Everyone knows about Grindr.

He's selling a rental property to pay the bills? Did he buy a rental property that is losing money month after month? He can't even landlord right?

To each his own!

If we are talking probability and overall cash spent on insurance vs car repair it's fairly reasonable to not have insurance. Having to drum up a new car payment isn't all that big a deal if you're decent with your money. However, when you start talking about injury it makes absolutely no sense...

Haha, why do you keep calling it collusion insurance? Now that I think about it, collusion insurance would be a homerun idea.

Ahh yes, the linty naval cavity

This is what happens when you and your children never leave the house and the only outside human interaction you have is with the PeaPod driver when he drops off your pallette of pizza rolls and salisbury steak hungry man frozen dinners.

A fat girls butt always looks hungry. It craves a true feast.

I've banged probably 5-6 fat chicks. Only one was bad at giving head, which made her essentially worthless as a human being.

Oh stop acting like you all haven't fucked a fat chick. I've fucked my fair share of fat chicks. Sometimes you're drunk or it's been a while and you just want a wet hole. Hell, sometimes the fat chicks are pretty sexy. And you know a fat chick loves suckin dick, and they're great at it too...

Keep that white knight shit outta this thread. Onoes, cough up the story already.

I don't understand the jalapeno popper pizza roll. Why not just buy jalapeno poppers? The pizza dough would only make the popper worse, not better.

Your version is missing the roasted pork, swiss cheese and pickles bro.

You're going to be really disappointed with the buffalo chicken if it's totino's.

Easy DZ

Just got finished watching the Broke 30 for 30 on Netflix. Pretty much exactly what I expected to see but goddamn, fuckin Bernie Kosar. That guy seems like such a broken man. He was sweating and shaking and he looked like he was about to break down into tears. Shit.

I don't even want to know.

What the fuck is this sage and lemongrass shit? She might as well just douse herself in patchouli. Why can't Tom's make something that actually smells good. Like strawberry vanilla swirl or some shit.

Kids aren't as dumb as adults like to pretend they are. In turn adults are usually really lazy and stupid about the way they lie to kids. So in short, yes, kids can tell.

Thanks Obama

That's some audacious shit. Cheating on your husband while he sleeps like one room over. So what kind of loot did she get out of it?

So did he bang her in front of the rest of the guild at the get together or was it more like a later on down the road kind of thing.

I was indeed

Death and Taxes plays this game?

I'd do it but you'd never be able to put me on camera. I'm a ginger, people don't trust gingers.

You mean the fact that you stopped getting laid?

White rice by itself is terrible, but it's awesome when combined with various sauces/meats/veggies. It's especially good with Indian Food (don't even try to pretend basmati rice isn't white rice)