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I got picked for jury duty once. But it was grand jury duty. If you ever get called in for grand jury selection don't try to weasel your way out of it. That shit is entertaining and you aren't in a courtroom. You're just deciding what goes to trial and what doesn't. And it's fantastic.

Yes, they do replays. But they also put all the videos on Youtube so you can watch them whenever you want. And they even put the links on the lolesports site. Riot hasn't created the most popular game on the planet for no reason.

Never post your picture on rerolled if it exists somewhere else on the internet. There are far too many miserable people here. And misery loves company.

That was very well put.

Good so you were in zone 3, when clearly we are talking about zone 1 here... Your definition of casual fucking sucks because you're an athlete who trains. You in zone 3 on a bike (which you race) is the equivalent of someone like ubiquitrips in zone fucking 5 as far as calories burned is concerned.

You need to chill the fuck out Phaz. Your blood pressure must be through the goddamn roof. You are every bit as insecure as he is. The way you deal with frauds and cowards is to stride past them in quiet confidence. And every once in a while you acknowledge them when they've become too...

There isn't a single exercise on earth you can do "casually" for an hour and burn 1k calories.

"Hey I can post a picture of my good looking friend or some rando from Russia too". See how that works? You guys are fucking stupid with this whole "I MUST SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE" shit. You'll never be satisfied and it doesn't matter either way. Dumar is a moron or troll regardless of what he...

Welcome to life. Guess what, I'm not an iron chef but I still sure as shit comment on what I think about food.

But you'd be perfectly OK with his opinions if he looked like Brad Pitt? "Have the balls to show us what you look like". I'm not posting current pictures of myself to this freakish cesspool of lurkers. Who the fuck knows what some of the people like Fedor and J49 would do with my picture.

You're a pretty weird dude Phaz. Is there some sort of noble honor in posting pictures of yourself on the internet to backup your opinions? "I know what that guy looks like so his opinions hold more weight". I still don't understand what kind of point you were making with your ice cream.

Are you unfamiliar with rhetorical questions and lambasting techniques? The point is to make him feel stupid for even considering doing it. It ain't worth it Ubi. Just lay off the bulletproof coffee for a couple weeks. Ya know?

Is that Iocane powder?

Oh really? Things blew up? It's pretty pathetic someone from RR went to POF to narc. But it's equally as pathetic that you needed strangers on the internet to approve of your lifestyle and think you were cool so badly that you felt the need to post pictures of women you've slept with. You're...

That's just high stakes dating bros. Go home with a bitch or sleep under a bridge. Survival instincts. PS that shit ain't real. That dude was smokin some primo imported cigarettes. Shit's like $18/pack in NYC

What exactly does casually and gingerly riding an exercise bike get Ubiquitrips? He's doing cardio, he's not lifting. He can't lift. So what exactly is riding a an exercise bike at a pace that will probably burn ~300 calories an hour getting him? What's the fucking point? Why risk it? Just...

I know people who do stupid things too.

I would take a break completely and let it heal fully. Why risk re-injuring yourself? It really does suck having to break the routine and then get back into all over again but it's better than making the injury worse or constantly re-injuring yourself and never being able to get back to it...

This doesn't mean they aren't talking about your restaurant. Instead of saying "rude woman who took my order behind the counter" they just say "waitress". Unless you don't have women working at your restaurant at all.

That wasn't a selfie. Let's be clear here.

Well that's the crux of the issue right? It only appeals to men who don't have the resolve or mental fortitude to deal with bad experiences from their past in a constructive, meaningful way. Instead of looking at themselves they want to lay blame elsewhere to explain the outcomes of their own...

Like an alpha African bulldozes his mom.

Your friends didn't do everything right. They aren't the angelic perfect male you're making them sound like I'm sure. As a rebuttal every single married couple in my group of friends have very strong, very fulfilling, very happy marriages. All with children of their own. Most have been...

There is nothing soft about this rustle. Go ride a bike you goddamn vegan!!!

So you're saying we can't overcome our carnal desire? Or just that women can't?

What the goddamn hell?!

Have you been sitting on my F5 key? Cuz dat ass is refreshing.

I believe youthinkyou are a master of rhetoric. You certainly speak in nothing but rhetoric. However, you are so bad at it nobody gives a shit about what you're saying and therefore you persuade no one.

I'm never actively looking for a new job but my resume is always up to date and I never turn down a recruiter who approaches me with a possibly interesting position. I've increased my salary by over 100% in the last 5 years but have only changed companies once in that time. I've almost...

Are you fucking kidding me dude. I mean Potbelly is pretty decent but you're in NYC and you're going there instead of a real Jewish deli? The fuck bro?!

I'm convinced Dumar is the greatest troll ever.

Soft serve uppercut

Why are you guys posting pictures of yourselves? I don't get it.

Sorry but no, that's not how it works. In humans it's a list of traits and it's a sliding scale. But it's still an accurate description of tendencies within us. A rose by any other name... Seriously... scientists literally disagree with you.

Yes it is. And it always will be. Unless you want to explain to behavioral science your opinion on the matter.

No they are not. Regardless of what people say they are all the same. People are just a bit less honest on the pay sites I've found. Probably because they want to get the most "bang for their buck" so to speak.

Lamb Gyros are delicious.

He actually did post pictures of himself. Or was that Treehorn? I can't remember.

She wasn't an alpha dude. She was a psycho.

Everyday when I look in the goddamn mirror baby!