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Consider the following: 1) The first time she said she loved me was directly after she asked me to cum on her back and I obliged 2) She requested that I fuck her in the ass 3) She's expressed interest in stimulating my prostate 4) She literally loves giving me head. So much so that she was...

What's your gluten problem? You like it so much you're getting fat?

I'm in love bros. That's real talk. Should I hold frame and treat that bitch like the hypergamous slut she is? WWRPD?

You redpillers ever heard the term "you get what you pay for?". Do you not understand perpetuation and self-fulfilling prophecy?

Wonder if it's locale blocked? I don't see Zankyou no Terror or whatever it is when I do a search on crunchyroll. I'm in the US.

I guess we should narrow that down to "corporate white collar salesman".

Sounds like you've never met or dealt with a salesman. They are pretty much all (well the successful ones anyway) exactly as Tuco described.

So what are the shows this season worth watching that aren't on crunchyroll? I know a few people mentioned Zankyou no Terror (sp?). Any others?

Smoking cessation help. I went to a walk-in office (it's not a clinic, it has PCPs on staff but also allows walk-ins) 2 minutes from work yesterday to get advice and help choosing a smoking cessation product (patch, gum, whatever). I told the nurse at the desk what I was there for and she said...

Nah. It's just that it hasn't happened to any of my friends. They are all successful, healthy, happy people.

Know what rustles my jimmies? When I HAVE to use the squat rack because every other bar is taken and I need to get my deadlift on. Well I guess I'm not in the squat rack, but I'm using the bar from the squat rack.

I think this is the way it is for most normal people who have actual, real friends. It isn't even a topic of discussion for myself and my friends. Sometimes we split the bill, sometimes someone picks it up, sometimes I pick it up and it is never even close to an issue. Of course I don't have any...

Yes but their salaries and bonuses more than make up for it. Onoes, your friends are losers. Find friends who aren't. Unless you just keep them around because you like feeling superior to people.

Here's a very simple answer Onoes. By thinking you can treat everyone because you're better off than they are you are immediately a condescending asshole. Just because you are "the most well off of anyone you know" doesn't mean everyone you know is a pity case. Allow people to be your friends...

That's not true. There are plenty of "sear in the rear" proponents out there. Personally I find it comes out better that way as well. And of course all the sous vide fuckers and that new school "don't defrost it, just cook it frozen" methodology.

About the golf thing Eomer mentioned... that's the one other thing I spend way too much money on. My dues are only $322/mo and there are no minimums at my club, but my bill is usually between 550 and 800/mo during golf season. But fuck it, I can afford it without living beyond my means and I...

I was thinking I'll just marry into money actually.

If you do a Caribbean cruise DO NOT use Carnival. Yes it is considered the most kid friendly but it was one of the worst experiences I've ever had and the customer service was abysmal. The first day of the cruise they had a show with a bit of welcome to your cruise type of information. They...

I need to start being a lot more reasonable with my money. I've done smart things in regard to purchases of necessity. My mortgage is less than 1/3rd of my total monthly income (it's about 1/4th). My car payment is reasonable. My utility bills are reasonable. I don't spend frivolously on gadgets...

What the fuck is a sprite box?

Albums that are only available digitally through iTunes. Why the fuck can't you put that shit on Amazon so I don't have to install the shitty iTunes software or jump through retarded hoops to buy your album? Guess what dingleberries, I woulda payed cold hard cash for your music but instead now...

Why the fuck are these moron landlords not doing rental history, credit and background checks? CT is heavily in favor of renters as well, but as a landlord I cover my ass by requiring an application fee of $50 which covers (exactly I might add so there are no repercussions) the cost of my...

Shit just got real...

But in the spirit of this thread, how often has raw denim gotten you laid?

Faith No More was never really a mainstream band. They had two songs that were played on the radio with any regularity and one of those was pre Mike Patton. It was a shame how under recognized they were at the time since Mike Patton is my own personal Jesus and Faith No More is one of my...

Did you guys all miss the part where he said his downstairs neighbor works for/at the apartment complex AND has a kid? They are having a noise complaint battle. He isn't gonna win this one no matter what he tries.

As far as I can tell she isn't a hipster, I'll ask her how she feels about raw denim but I've never seen her wearing it. She is kind of a hipster when it comes to coffee however.

Funny you mention that. There have been many, many forehead kisses. We were hanging out on my deck a few weeks ago listening to jazz, motown and blues and dancing and I also sang to her and since I have a pretty good singing voice I guess it's to be expected.

The trailer for this movie was downright bad. But the consensus here is it's worth watching?

I ate a Twix and kissed her.

Well it was right after I came on her back. So she was probably all "loved up" by my sexual prowess. She gets a pass.

Well I'm not referring to personal preference. I'm talking about understanding that while it might not be all that interesting to you, you can see the appeal in a general sense. Just like eating strange exotic dishes might not be something you're all that keen on, but you can see why it's...

Why don't you just find a new place? This obviously is not working out for you. I know moving sucks but it's better than dealing with a shitty neighbor who will constantly be battling you.

It didn't bother me at all. I'm falling in love with her too. But we met only 3.5 weeks ago. What she is feeling is not real, actual love, though it could very easily grow into that. I am not at all like the guys she has dated in the past. In fact I am probably the polar opposite. All the...

Well come on now. I'm sure you see the appeal of new pussy, it's just not something you're interested in pursuing because you're happy.

Yes, mostly in fact. The anal was completely sober.

But how do you think you arrive at married life?

Just replace the oysters with Lofthouse sugar cookies, the crab cakes with pizza bites and the swordfish with Five Guys and you'd think my day was better.

Interesting, I had a sculpin on draft last night. It was the first time I had ever had it and it was delicious.