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Hookers and blow man. Hookers and blow. But seriously I echo the sentiment of making yourself a bucket list and having a fucking blast checking it off while you're able to. And fuck it. If it involves Sasha Grey and Bailey Jay go for it. :P

If it gives you some fire to fight with in 2002 I was 300 lbs with a rapidly growing tumor. The tumor caused a bloody clot that passed into my lungs. I was hospitalized for three months. It got to the point where the tumor had grown so large I couldn't breath with 10/10 pain. It took 60mg of...

Every time I have some turkey and gravy I'll think of you. Well anything involving gravy I guess. Glad I like you or that could be really fucking annoying! :P

There's no doubt in my mind it's legit. Taking a few extra puffs for ya right now Gravybro. As stupid as it might sound.

Goddamn it Gravy!! I want to say more but what the fuck do you say? If there's anything we can do I'm sure I'm not the only one in saying let us know Gravy. As much as everyone hates each other here sometimes I'd like to think we always look out for each other.

Well his name was Cosmo to begin with soooo... edit: well technically I don't know wtf its name was before other than going by Cosmo for as long as I've known he existed.

Actually I don't have a DVD drive anymore. I had to borrow my brothers to reinstall windows 7 when I wanted to do a fresh install. haha

Store them in a sealed wine barrel. Maximum safeness. And freshness.

So now that I've switched to 10 and I don't plan to switch back can I toss my Windows 7 install discs or should I still hold on to them?

Goddamn and the one thing I can't wait to teach my boy the most is how to play wiffle ball and how to properly tape up your bat with black electrical tape. Fuck all this religion shit!!

Scroll past it? The thread was hijacked by it. And my apprehension is that it seems nearly impossible to keep that discussion civil. If it can stay that way then I'm absolutely cool with it. Although I should give everyone credit in this thread. This and the Health thread are by far my two...

Jesus if I had doctors like that I'd be long dead. Seriously.

Because honestly it's obnoxious and not all of us want to debate about the merits of raising children with/without religion or even hearing about it. Plus it's something that can get out of hand quickly if one of the shitheel posters swings by and adds their 2 cents. edit: Note to self hit...

After whatshisface yelled For Azeroth!! I was hoping to hear hard factions were being dropped. So damn disappointing.

I'm sure someone can photoshop in some ice and fire fisting jokes.

As someone going through a lot of shit himself I think I'm qualified to say knock the shit off man geez. I think we both need new cyborg bodies asap.

That's a bummer. Although honestly I'm not a fan of how they've been using him. The guy is super athletic. Let him do the high flying moves he can do. Switch him face if need be.

Man you guys are doing it all wrong. TFCC | Live Teach :P

Looks like jerseys vs. no jerseys? Either way looks terrible.

DLC roster has been datamined.

Protip: For horrible ass pain/'roids give this stuff a try for pain relief. It's been a massive sanity saver for me. Amazon.com: Recticare: Health Personal Care

When in any doubt get a second or even third opinion. Replying to a_skeleton_03 dripping blood out his butt.

My wife wanted it too. I just don't give a shit. We don't go to church and aren't going to start. We did have a pretty great reception after so that made the day worth it.

Baptised the kid yesterday. Mostly to shut the grandparents up. Tired of hearing he's going straight to hell. Fucking 80+ year olds lol. Had a nice big piece of cake at the reception and son of a bitch I had diarrhea all night and until a out 3pm today. I guess I was being made to pay for the...

I've played all the originals and I've been wanting to replay them for months but I made myself wait for the ps4 release.

awww shit my pops hooked me up with Last of Us Remastered, inFamous: Second Son, and the Nathan Drake collection today. Think I'll dig into Last of Us first.

That Bob Ross twitch channel is the perfect background stream to throw on and just leave running. It's like he oozes a natural sedative that calms you right down.

Geez column quit slacking off! Where's the schedule infographic?? :P

Had some Halloween photos and 6 month photos taken with my cousin who has a photo studio. The two front teeth crack me up.

Damn! Triple grats!

On the topic of teething. Our little guy has his two bottom teeth in already and it looks like he has at least 3 of his top teeth, maybe 4, coming in now. Two canine teeth and one top front tooth are poking out. The other front tooth looks like it's about to burst through. It definitely looks...

Well I'm glad I don't have a colon now then! Send me all your bacon!

I could just picture blood squirting everywhere. I've had 'roids that would bleed profusely forever.

That sounds very very messy as well. I do not want the Butt Championship so by all means have the competition. lol

Zit on your butthole? That sounds like it could be incredibly painful. Yikes.

You sound constipated. Try some metamucil or stool softener or both. When I'm constipated I fart like crazy and then I run out of gas and I'm stuck with shit I can't shit. It suuuuucks.

Viking. Dwarf Viking at this point would probably be accurate also.

The kid in his costume.

My wife caught our little guy tugging at his ear periodically last week. Took him to the pedi and he had the beginnings of an ear infection in that ear.

My brother had s nsst abscess they tried draining by connecting a tube from it to his stomach so that the acid would dissolve it. 2 days later he goes to wipe his ass and feels the tube sliding. Needless to say he freaked the fuck out. They ended up just cutting him open and removing it that way.