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Their return policy is great for consumers, and absolutely a nightmare for vendors. You can literally return an 8 year old computer for full price if you kept the original receipt. When I worked at costco in my teens I used to see people return half watermelons. They ate half, it was too much...

Well, I can honestly tell you it's not bullshit. Contrary to what you might believe addiction subsides when the source is cut off. That doesn't mean you can't relapse, it just means that from day to day you certainly can get to a point where you don't even think about sugary foods like ice cream...

Regardless of relationship status I find it crazy how many people start inter-office relationships. I understand that you have a default common ground and spend a good portion of your day with these people but it's absurd how many people don't care about the fall out or consequences of a romance...

Unconditional love doesn't exist. We all have hang-ups.

Can we please not pretend you need to be married to have insight on human relationships between men and women?

So Dumar. You're saying the secret is to make sure she's attracted to you? Thanks Colombo.

Because I don't live in a mansion with spare rooms built just for fucking. Besides I still have clean that shit up after. I don't think you realize just how annoying it is. It's literally at least a half a quart of liquid every single time she cums. And she can do it back to back to back.

And if she squirts the fucking Nile all over the room every time she orgasms the sex will suffer. The girl I'm seeing right now... the one who "pees" on me, had a lot of frustration in her past relationship. I felt compassionate when she told me the stories and thought "how could that happen"...

Holy shit that was way more than I thought I typed...

I don't know. I think women who are in happy, fulfilling relationships think about sex just as much as men. They need something to spark that enthusiasm that's more than just physical appearance of passers by. Whereas men are much more visually stimulated. Yoga pants? Great now I'm gonna be...

The snyder's mustard and onion pretzel pieces are amazing.

In the end I guess it was. The funny thing is if that had been a text message she wouldn't have reacted that way at all. But an email was the worst possible thing I could have done in her mind.

I can kind of relate to where this guy is coming from if he was in a similar situation to the one I was in a few years ago. I was in a relationship that was starting to devolve, she was cold and distant and every time I tried to talk to her she would shut it down. "Nothing is wrong, stop...

EDIT: Nevermind I'm not contributing to this derail

Like a society filled with morons who think that not owning a microwave somehow makes you a better person? Your utopia is about 1000 steps in the wrong direction.

I think we're talking about 2 different things. Oh well.

Well, that's you. But that's not typical. Someone can read all they want about many things but experience is what makes the biggest difference. This is true for almost anything in life. I mean, obviously it's a good starting point, but it isn't a silver bullet.

But you lived through that failure first, so what you read made sense to you because you had a point of reference.

Having the internet wouldn't have made it easier for you. Knowing what you know now as an 18 year old would have but that knowledge comes from experiencing the things you've lived through, not from just reading something you can't relate to and trying to incorporate it into your life.

The problem with SPIN tech is it's only active on bosses. So anyone who has hybrid damage should preferably get the nanotech nodes (like Stormbreaker on BP) because it works on everything and is only a slightly less efficient use of your points for boss damage.

Do men who use these tactics ever actually give a shit about a relationship? Everyone knows these things. Men who don't care use it to get laid, men who do care don't.

You invited a stranger into your house on a first date? Some of you guys are ridiculous.

I haven't noticed because I'm usually too busy shoving fist fulls of cheez-its down my gullet all at once to inspect individual crackers.

Yea rockets turrets work well too.

Dude, if making out strains you that much you need to learn how to relax!

Or you can just learn how to not strain the muscle I was talking about. It has nothing to do with not being "finished". Masturbating won't solve the problem. You can still get "blue balls" even if you cum.

Hulk and Madame Hydra are really the only two waves you need to worry about. Madame Hydra because at higher waves the civs die really really fast and the elite mobs spawn very quickly too. Hulk just because he can one shot almost any hero in the game at higher waves. Thing and Ms. Marvel built...

Edging shouldn't give you blue balls. Edging utilizes the squeeze technique. I'm pretty sure blue balls are a result of over-active pelvic floor muscles. Essentially you're doing male kegels without even knowing it when you get really excited and if you clench and release those muscles too often...

That's just a man who doesn't trust himself living a normal life and probably also likes to use it as a passive aggressive form of feeling superior. "I could fix this broken glass, but then I'd just be one of the sheeple". Get outta this thread with that shit. We talk about psychotic nurses...

She's feeding you a bunch of bullshit she thinks you want to hear. Because every man wants a bangmaid right?

Ritley. Do a /who Ritley.

I just ate almost an entire family size box of cheez-its. It was glorious. There is cheez-it shrapnel everywhere.

Because they can click your name in the chat window. Trust me, if you just randomly /who people who aren't on your friends list and you have no access to (don't see their name in any chat channels) it really does happen. They may have fixed it recently but I doubt it.

I'm actually fucking with you though Onoes. I can't even keep up the trolling charade like that. It's just so mean spirited. Just don't be the nice guy that's so nice it becomes obnoxious.

You're cool with getting blue balled by a chick you were almost certain was going to fuck you since: 1) You met her on Tinder 2) She drove hours to meet you (for the first time ever) 3) She invited you to stay with her You're such a doormat dude. It's not about pressuring or convincing...

Put whoever you are looking for on your friend list. When you try to /whisper people who aren't in your friends list and aren't in the same zone you are in it will tell you "Player not found"

What?

You just proved my point. She wants to see how you'll react.

A woman asking questions like "Do you think I'm that kind of girl" or proclaiming "Don't get your hopes up" is a subconscious invitation. She is inviting you to take control of the situation. It's a way of finding out what kind of man you are. And 9 times out of 10 they want you to make them...

This is the worst story. Tell us Onoes, now that you've cuddled all night with your one true love do you have that "Can't Hardly Wait" feeling? Do you think "She's all that" and more? Or do you think after a while it'll fizzle out and she'll reveal the "10 things I hate about you"? Next time...