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  1. Tuco

    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    Very cool, Lyrical.
  2. Tuco

    Home buying thread

    I live in Detroit... Michigan. <---- Which states do home inspections sign off on whether a house is up to code? And what do real estate agents protect the buyer against? Also, even if you don"t have a REA looking for houses for you and selecting them, if a house is listed by a REA...
  3. Tuco

    Home buying thread

    Btw: I"ve pretty much put aside buying a house at least for two months. With the threat of GM going bankrupt (I"m a supplier that depends on them) there"s no way I"m buying a house now.
  4. Tuco

    Home buying thread

    Home inspectors aren"t required to know building codes nor do they typically sign off for the building being up to code. For the house that I auctioned for, I was mostly interested in the land. For the house I almost got, I would have got a home inspection for it. Most houses fall under...
  5. Tuco

    Home buying thread

    Wow Ravven, you think I"m reading that wall of text? Just kidding. I"ll be sure to check out bidselect in the case of BoA. Plus Comfree looks pretty interesting too. edit: GG Canuck website, Eomer. I think Real Estate are going to be less of a factor for single family houses in the future...
  6. Tuco

    Home buying thread

    October 24th, 2008 Back to the drawing board, to search for houses whose purchase would replace the disappoint of loss. As I have been more closely surveying the market I began to realize that limiting my shopping to low balling auctions would make ownership unlikely. A calculation of able...
  7. Tuco

    Home buying thread

    Darko has to say he"s just kidding because he"s from Ohio State and his fellow Buckeyes might actually burn down a house. (Just kidding! thanks for the support) How many houses did I physically go inspect? 0. I"ve been looking online and curb shopping for about a year now, pricing things. That...
  8. Tuco

    Home buying thread

    Should have included that eh. 96000
  9. Tuco

    Home buying thread

    October 23rd, 2008 On a crisp autumn morning I approach the property on the day of the auction. The wide breadth of the lawn is full of vehicles, the dirt road lined with more. Many are pickup trucks and SUVs, waiting to haul the tangible memories of a now deceased couple literally sold to the...
  10. Tuco

    Home buying thread

    Repyh, if you"re referring to this line: I follow it up with two paragraphs explaining my pre-approval process. I"m currently pre-approved at two places. I could do more but it"s kind of a pointless operation for me because I have no problem getting pre-approved.
  11. Tuco

    Yahoo live epic fun

    But not as swift as Millie"s apparently! I"m too cool to go to these websites but if I hear of you people soliciting sexual stuff on that site, I"ll ban you and delete this thread. Even if you don"t post about it here.
  12. Tuco

    Green Monster Games - Curt Schilling

    Oh man no. That might work for some people, but if I knew that I was paying a cent for every few seconds (or whatever it would come out to) that I was playing I"d just get pissed off if I wasn"t "advancing" in the game currently. Getting lost in my imaginary world works much less when I know I...
  13. Tuco

    Green Monster Games - Curt Schilling

    Slavery would be quite possibly the best MMO feature I"ve seen. Tyen could build a city with his guild mates, then as the city grows it has an NPC population living there. Then Tyen talks shit to me on the forums and I come down with my brethern and pillage his city, taking his NPC population...
  14. Tuco

    Green Monster Games - Curt Schilling

    1. Have instanced & cheap houses for individuals. 2. Have non-instanced and difficult to get halls for guilds. 3. Make guild-halls give rewards based upon the method of which those upgrades are gained. 4. If a guild gained guild hall upgrades through PVE Raiding, give them bonuses for PVE...
  15. Tuco

    Help me vote

    Here come the excuses. Hold off on delivery until people start bitching, then say that because people are bitching you won"t deliver.
  16. Tuco

    Help me vote

    Bullshit you did you fucked up female looking footed mother fucker. We all know those weren"t a girl"s feet and we were duped by your lying self.
  17. Tuco

    Help me vote

    I"m going to try to figure out how to ban a user to only be able to post in a specific thread. Then ofc I can lift the ban when we get our reward.
  18. Tuco

    Help me vote

    What the hell are you talking about. If your feet are #11, post a pic of them with FoHSS written on them.
  19. Tuco

    Help me vote

    Thanks. You"ll have to use something other than black ink btw. Maybe some whiteout.
  20. Tuco

    Help me vote

    That"s great. Do you guys know what went on behind the scenes or any sort of legal fights that had to go down?
  21. Tuco

    Help me vote

    Anonymous will get this taken care of.
  22. Tuco

    Help me vote

  23. Tuco

    Help me vote

    Oh snap #10 has 29.14% now. Where did that come from.
  24. Tuco

    Help me vote

    If any of the radio people track the reason for the mass votes to this thread, pm me or email me [email protected] I can give you posting rights to make this thread gold. That being said, I hope this ends up being a hilarious debauchery that results in the humiliation of radio personell...
  25. Tuco

    Help me vote

    Kilivek, lay off him, seriously. There"s nothing more beautiful than the love that Cerebrindal and Lafonda share. <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6Q7gm6XPXhc"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed...
  26. Tuco

    Help me vote

    I disagree. Rather than letting someone who deserves it more for having feet that make people accuse the wearer of being an alien, we"re helping someone who just has ugly feet. Given that the second place is at 10%, I"d say it"s pretty likely you"ll be winning this contest unless you get...
  27. Tuco

    Does Size Matter

    I have 59" penis. I get an inch for every 100 posts.
  28. Tuco

    Crazy Neighbor Need Advice

    if she ends up getting kicked out of the apartment, you had better have the balls to point her to this forum so we can continue this hilarity. Not neccesarily. I"ve seen variations as simple as To as complicated as motorized pushers/lifters to simply flexible/bouncy chairs that enable...
  29. Tuco

    Crazy Neighbor Need Advice

    It"s usually a chair that enables the users to engage in various positions of sex that beds would not make easy. I think the one that the neighbor is thinking of is one that vibrates the users.
  30. Tuco

    Crazy Neighbor Need Advice

    Haha, it looks like the president of men"s warehouse has access to James" account.
  31. Tuco

    Crazy Neighbor Need Advice

    Tell her that the reason she"s a failed author is because of her overuse of commas.
  32. Tuco

    Why all the nerd rage against Vanguard

    Most of reviews are almost always useless for MMOs because the game the reviewers play during their reviewing process is almost always different from what a member of this forum plays. They can tell us how the display looks, what the sound is like, and what the content is for the first bit of...
  33. Tuco

    Crazy Neighbor Need Advice

    lol
  34. Tuco

    Crazy Neighbor Need Advice

    I hope she finds this thread. Her looking for her symptoms on google may cause it to pop up, and hilarity will ensue. If you do see this thread, crazy lady, and can"t register to post, send me a pm and I can approve you!
  35. Tuco

    Crazy Neighbor Need Advice

    rofl
  36. Tuco

    Crazy Neighbor Need Advice

    Duct tape a vibrator to the ceiling beneath her.
  37. Tuco

    Reason hate pirates ninjas

    This is the first post in this thread I"ve read. Thought #1, "Yarggh, not again." Edit: Skimmed through this thread, surprised nobody noticed this: Son, "NO BITCH! THERE"S A American Inventor GOIN" AFTER YO PURSE!!!"
  38. Tuco

    Can Plane Take Off

    It won"t take off because the conveyor belt and wheel friction will match the jet"s power easily. In fact, the friction will be so great that when the jet tries to go forward, it will fly backwards.
  39. Tuco

    Can Plane Take Off

    Since I"m 0/1 in this thread, I answer meekly. Assuming the plane is going mach 1 in relation to you, and is not traveling directly toward you, wouldn"t it not give you a sonic boom until it passed you? (I don"t know how sonic booms work, I just figured it was the continual build up of...
  40. Tuco

    Can Plane Take Off

    I think it"s been deduced already, the plane will lift off because the conveyor belt will not be capable of stopping the plane. If you were to watch the plane, it would look very similar to how the plane would look if it were launching normally. If you were unable to see the conveyor belt...