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    Health Problems

    Yeah I've got a couple friends that said the same. Oh shit you can smoke legally! It's like you fucking tards yeah I'm so glad I get to smoke legally because I have cancer and need chemotherapy/surgery regularly. Then they feel like assholes. Good. :P Uhhh tongue reading? Do I want to even...
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Hey if chics can have pj parties, pee together, compare tits, ass, pussy, and scissor each other (NO BALLS!) and not be lesbos then goddamn it two (or more) dudes can enjoy do that shit and not be gay too. I mean that's what I'm theorizing. You suck one fucking dick in college and you're labeled...
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    Health Problems

    Weed bros. Weed is the answer. Stay high out of your mind and you won't care! I'm only half kidding.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Well I totally have D cups if we're using the Trexxy (or whatever the fuck her name was) measuring system.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Yeah I feel soooo fucking good after seeing that this morning. Thanks manMy son down for a nap and as soon as he wakes up we're off for a long ass walk. I am so amped up!
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    Being able to lift 10+ tons makes someone a bitch? ok. His speed and agility are always what are focused on but the dude is legit strong as fuck too. Honestly if he wasn't such a joker he could seriously fuck people up.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    207.4 as of this morning. I do not remember the last time I saw a weight under 210 pounds. As far as I'm concerned I never was. In 2002 I was 300 pounds. 4 years ago I was 265 pounds. So yeah I'm really fucking psyched at the progress I'm making.
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    Health Problems

    In 2002 I was told I was going to die due to a blood clot and a tumor that was growing uncontrollably. Lemme tell you after receiving The Talk NOTHING fucking stresses me out. Well besides my computer blowing up. That shit stresses me out more than death does. It's fucking pathetic. lol Oh...
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Is it true that it's only gay if the balls touch? That's what I keep getting told.
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    Youtube Games

    Twitch does need to steal letting you "rewind" a stream as it is live instead of having to wait for the VOD. That's a nice feature Youtube has over Twitch right now.
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    Parent Thread

    We had company but he still got in his two naps so that shouldn't be a problem. Famous last words of course.
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    Parent Thread

    Thanks guys I appreciate the feedback. Including yours Tarrant. :P Yeah he's at 5 months and I'm hoping it isn't too much longer before he sleeps a full night. He had started sleeping till 3am which was an improvement but the past few nights he's barely made midnight. Same bed time and routine...
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    Parent Thread

    Seems like at least a couple of us have some whacked out wives that we still love. At least she's not like J49's wife.lol
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    Street Fighter 5

    Geez dem tits and dat ass!
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    Parent Thread

    All I'm asking her to do is take one of the feedings at night. The rest I'm fine with.
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    Parent Thread

    She does have anxiety issues yes. She is seeing someone for them but I'm not entirely sure how helpful that counselor is being to be honest. So I should be a zombie during the day while trying to care for a 5m old? That doesn't sound like a good plan to me.
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    Parent Thread

    She works full time reaching special ed to 9-12 graders. I work part time in a deli 10-15 hours a week. I haven't worked since my surgery though. When I do go back it'll be for a few hours in the evening or weekends. She handles all the bills which I am grateful for. I cook because she sucks...
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    Health Problems

    Shit dick action? Having a seared shut asshole is a horrific thought. Lol
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    Youtube Games

    Oh I saw live chat in the few streams I checked out and it was just like YouTube comments. Worse than anything I see in Twitch chat.
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    Parent Thread

    Right now he sleeps from 630-730 (depends how much he fights it) to 12-3am then he'll wake up 5-630am for the day. He's easy for me. Wakes up, diaper change, feed him, and back to bed in bout 20-30 minutes. Her? She has a hard time getting him back to sleep. She's too wishy washy. I make it...
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    Parent Thread

    I gotta wonder guys and I really being an asshole (that she says I'm being) by expressing concern to my wife that when she starts work (teacher) again next week that I'll be taking care of our son all day and then all night? And I can already see her saying she's too tired when she gets home...
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    Sports Entertainment

    That was the match that finally did it for Becky. She was floundering with her look and gimmick for quite a while. Just a weird punk rock chic. Then she came out with her new look (which I love), put on a fucking incredible match with Sasha, and that's what she needed. The NXT ladies are leaps...
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    All Things Joe Abercrombie

    In the same boat here. I read it and enjoyed it but it really didn't do anything for me to read more of his books.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    No way is Mega Man as difficult as any of those games. And I say that having not been able to beat those 3 games listed without a goddamn Game Genie or cheats. lol
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    Sports Entertainment

    If you can't see that that match had more going for it than just the in ring action then I have no idea what to tell you. I absolutely stand by MotY contender and I know I'm not alone. And I haven't had cable in nearly two years and I keep up just fine. When Bayley won the first thing I...
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    Sports Entertainment

    That Bayley vs. Sasha match is definitely a match of the year contender. Alexa Bliss. DAT ASS YO! Goddamn! The Vaudevillains is one of my favorite gimmicks right now. I just fucking love it. Sue me. :P Tyler Breeze losing didn't surprise me too much. You flip out like that in a match then you...
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    Sports Entertainment

    Go to McShit 1 less time per month and just get the Network for $10. It's worth it.
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    Sports Entertainment

    WrestlingNetwork.TV LIVE - Your place for entertainment
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    Health Problems

    Lol sorry noodlebro. Unless you have familial adenomatous polyposis with a history of desmoid tumors I think you're in the clear for that at least. :P
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    I logged in and instantly saw a server message saying the server was coming down in 5 minutes for maintenance. So I haven't had a chance to see anything but the new character creation stuff. Nothing crazy there but it is nice to be able to just get into the game and skip the tutorial stuff.
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    Thanks for the heads up I checked my email and got a key too. I have not been subbed for at least 6+ months at this point.
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    Sports Entertainment

    Do they like MMA? That isn't much better for the sweaty gay shit argument.
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    Health Problems

    Yeah I just had another one of these drained Tuesday. Should be the last one since it looks like it was the tumor causing these things and it's gone now. This abscess was there before surgery but it was really tiny. It swelled up bad over the weekend/Monday and that was that.
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    Well you can now entirely skip the intro stuff. They added 3 options when you start a character. #1 - total mmo noob. You need help just walking. #2 - new to wildstar but not gaming or mmos. #3 - let me just get into the game already. Drops you in the appropriate lvl 3-6 zone.
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    Dragon Age: Inquisition (Plot Details in Spoilers!)

    Western style as in not everyone looks like a metrosexual? :P I'm on the other side of the fence. I can't stand eastern style rpgs anymore. After DA2 and the ME3 debacle I lost all faith in their ability to make an all around good quality game. I feel DA:I redeemed them substantially in my...
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    Looks pretty damn good. Check out the VODs on Wildstar's Twitch play. They just did a stream on some of the F2P features.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    This sounds like a fucking awesome idea for a movie. Seriously. Someone make this.
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    Deadwood

    I'd be perfectly happy if it were just set in Al's whore house. :P
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    Deadwood

    Deadwood movie: HBO confirms preliminary talks about the project | EW.com
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    Fantastic Four

    It says a lot that this movie has a better version of Doom than the latest shitfest.