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Well at 32/33 weeks they'd need a stay in the NICU for a bit so it's not TOO SOON. We have friends who had their twins at 28 weeks and they're both little rascals now at 2 years old and change. So don't let that frighten you too much.

Oh I know that but it was just nice to see something that looked like a smile. And he's only done it while sleeping so yeah he has no idea he's doing it. Good enough for me though.

Ok getting caught up again, still on page 34/36. Holy shit @seimone. Instead of pouring out some of your 40 did you skeet skeet into the air as a 1 gun salute for her?

Wow. Seeing your little guy smile for the first time is really indescribable.

And it has begun. Yes that is exactly what it looks like. I swear he saved up ALL of his piss until we went to give him his first sponge bath and he let it all go onto me as my wife was wiping his back down. Thanks Bubba love you too!

Never used one. Never heard of it before. I think I need it in my life though. That is so fricken cool.

Well his tweet didn't help either.

My wife was 9 lbs as well.

For what it's worth I was only 4 pounds and change when I was born full term. Now I'm a fat slob. That part might not be reassuring though.

Can you really blame him for this rant? Fucking bush league set! or something.

Officially going home today. My wife has a friend who works in a NICU so I think we might have her swing by today. That would definitely calm my wife's nerves about taking this squishy guy home today.

So I guess I've graduated to this thread now. Late last night our little guy took a massive dump while I was holding him. Like audibly loud shart. Put him in the basinet to change him then realized I forgot to grab some wipes and a fresh diaper. Thank friggin god I didn't take that diaper off...

That definitely wasn't there when I tried the mods.

Whoa man I don't know if I'd go that far and anger the God. I think SCREW YOU JOEBOO should be safe.

I am super excited to take him home and absofuckinglutely dreading it all at the same time. Lol

Protip: USE THE NURSERY lol. Sent our boy to the nursery down the hall last night in between feedings so everyone could stay rested. Made a world of difference this morning. Everyone, especially the little guy, are doing so much better today. We figured it'd be best to stay well rested while we...

Thanks again everyone He was originally due April 29 but my wife had been having high bp issues and was diagnosed with pre eclampsia. During the non stress test yesterday she hit 178/71 and that was the final straw for our doctor. All the nurses are amazed that a 36 week old strtrd nursing...

Thanks guys! And this kid is a farting machine! Making daddy proud.

Well you know just trying to make it sound less daunting. When I tried it a while back I think it took me about an hour to get things going. The visuals are definitely Holy Shit! worthy.

Sorry if its massive. Uploading from my tablet. Nolan Marc arrived at 5:33pm 7lbs 14oz

Doctor decided to pull the trigger on the csection after a bp of 178/71. Tonight is the night!!!

Yeah postpartum is a concern of mine and I'll be watching for that shit like a hawk. Was finally able to get her to get some sleep around 1am. She's got her friend coming over today to help with things. She works in the NICU at a local hospital so she should be able to help with my wife's concerns.

I hope to God, Allah, Xenu, or any deity you can subscribe to that the csection happens Wednesday because there's no way in hell either of us can handle her in full blown catastrophic anxiety mode that she's in right now. She's been crying for about four hours. Absolutely everything that is said...

That would be an incredible feud.

That is easily the best comic book to movie costume adaption so far. It looks so damn awesome.

Kind of surprised that Rollins vs Neville match wasn't a straight up squash. Glad to see WWE let them have a decent match. I mean obviously Rollins was going to win but Neville had a good showing.

I haven't read much of this thread so my apologies if someone already said this or you're already doing this. Do yourself a favor and start going to the gym. Clearly you can lose weight having dropped that much in 2 years. That's not the point of going. Get yourself out of the house and...

Well he's already measuring at 7 lbs and change. Size shouldn't be a problem. haha So the plan is to go back Wednesday for more tests. If not Wed our doc said he'll definitely be coming within the week. If he's going to come out within the week I'd really prefer it be done Wed. I really do...

We're at 36 weeks so I'm not really concerned about things going wrong on that front. She's on the monitor now and hes looking great. Nice strong heart rate and lots of movement.

Well shit just got real. If he doesn't come tonight we're scheduling yhr csection Wednesday. Preeclampsia is official.

So do you have constipation issues with narcotic drugs? I've never done heroin but I've had plenty of morphine, dilaudid, and various narcotic pills and I may as well have a brick in my bowels. That shit just shuts me down. I can not even imagine being an addict with that stuff. I'd never shit...

Ok I'll give you that. 30 years is a bit excessive. :P

I dunno about that. I've felt the same way for a long time and while things are much different now I still feel that way. I'm 36 now and from 16 to 26 I never held a full time job. Hell I barely held a part time job here and there. I had 1 girlfriend in that time. I rarely spent time in out in...

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You get a free bottle of psyllium capsules. That's the fiber deal she's talking about. I couldn't find anything searching either. :P

Stream explode? Got up to say good night and it's gone. Shit isn't over yet is it? Lol

That is pathetic. Well Kazunoko can't be happy.

Do her feet look like cartoon Barney Rubble feet like my wife's after she gets home from work? She's a teacher and her feet blow up like damn balloons.

Yeah that was Bush League shit.

Well that's a bit of a fuck up.