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I was just jabbin' ya. Did that really happen at a Chick Fil A? That's some egregious shit.

It's really just a matter of whether or not you think you can deal with it. Personally I wouldn't be able to because I would feel as though I am this woman's father rather than her partner having to tell her things she should already know as an adult with a child. I don't have the patience or...

Dealer's choice. Lurking Dirk is a sous vide food hipster, so I suggested it to him. Noodle is a true bro, so I gave him the meximelt.

Woops.

Stop dating 25 years olds. You're 40 years old. Grow up. You mask this as "trying to work it out and give it a real shot because maybe it will work out" but really all it is, is you wanting to fuck 25 year olds. Pro tip, any 25 year old willing to date a 40 year old is a loser or a gold digger...

I really wish there wasn't so much goddamn fan service in Black Bullet and No Game No Life. Kind of ruins those shows for me.

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I've worked in the healthcare industry for the last 8 years in integration. Before my current job it was mostly claims and carrier (insurance) information trading, ETL and the like (mostly flat file formats). Currently I am working with HL7 and other clinical data. Feel free to ask me questions...

Nothing to do with how she was treated prior to this and everything to do with the fact that he is ignoring her. She is trying to get him to respond so she can feel like she's the one cutting off all contact and not the other way around. She's a sad human being who needs validation.

The difference is that sometimes they don't mix it up well or don't put enough syrup in and you end up with a mostly vanilla shake.

Something tells me she was triple A+ in the sack.

I use a variation of his build and gear slightly differently. I prefer the juggernaut medallion to his tombstone medallion and I stop at 13k def because the diminishing returns on that, and hp past 22k don't seem worthwhile. So I use lemuria instead of gibboran. Well there are no diminishing...

Solid, I'll probably be on around 5:30pm EST

Peanuts and fudge in vanilla ice cream... Kirun is out his goddamn mind.

They aren't crooks, they are bored housewives with no work ethic looking for something "fun" to do while their husband is at work to get them out of the house. Good real estate agents are hard to find, but when you do it's a night and day difference in professionalism and adeptness to their...

Basement dwelling neckbeards still using Mom's credit card. Pretty obvious.

McDonald's chocolate shakes are the same thing. I'm pretty sure most fast food places are like that. They usually only have vanilla ice cream and just mix syrup into it to get the associated flavor you ordered.

Reworked my Black Panther build and gear yesterday, he was already good but now he's ridiculous. He's one of the few characters you can build defensively and offensively at the same time because of his kit. Right now I've got 22k hp, 13k all defenses, 48% dodge (might replace my blessings for...

The best milkshake I ever had I made myself with Stewart's cake batter ice cream and a chocolate carnation instant breakfast packet.

Just make sure you drink it while wearing raw denim

Aren't frosties made with water and not milk/cream? No seriously, I think that's true.

I dare any man to look at that picture and not feel like they are staring into the eyes of a devil. Look at the way she is "smiling" and looking at the camera! She looks like a goddamn demon shapeshifter! Seriously, take a gander at the look she is giving the camera. It's a soulless, lifeless...

You shall order the following: 1 Chili Cheese Burrito 1 Cheesy Gordita Crunch 1 Chicken Chalupa Supreme with Baja Sauce instead of sour cream 1 Steak Soft Taco Supreme 1 Meximelt You shall eat the Meximelt first.

Zooey Deschanel grates on every one of my nerves. I cannot stand her, therefore New Girl will never be watched in my house. She is an atrocious actress and an even worse singer. Why the hell is she so popular?

You're losing bro points faster than I know how to count.

That's a goddamn lie. Say it ain't so Noodlebro

You are forgiven

You didn't follow my advice, you are dead to me dirk

Your poop should get out more so we aren't stuck here waiting all day. Selfish shits.

There are pictures of her in the Screenshots forum. I believe in the GWBYHT, though not sure on that one. Maybe the titties thread or something.

Da Fuq?

"Sorry, I'm not trying to email stock you..." That's hilarious because she is literally stocking your inbox full of crazy. This chick is beyond stupid Onoes. How the fuck did you even talk to her?

Parks and Recreation

Just follow my very specific instructions, then branch out as you feel more comfortable.

Well I'd hope you're better at it. Always be learning and improving. I hope you didn't peak at 18 my friend, that would be a travesty.

It's actually pretty decent.

False, Those chili tater snackers Vitality was talking about are terrible. Also the newer grilled stuft burrito is an abomination. The old one was heaven in a flour tortilla, the new ones are satan's dick covered in baby dookie "guacamole".

You're thinking of the grilled snackers, those are different. The chili cheese burrito has no taters.

Here's what you want: 1 Cheesy Gordita Crunch 1 Chili cheese burrito 1 Chicken Chalupa or Gordita Supreme, with Baja Sauce 1 Smothered Burrito 1 Giant Adult Diaper

There are no taters in the chili cheese burrito there my man. Chili cheese burritos are just chili and cheese, and they are the best. Cool ranch dorito taco? You sound like a Taco Bell noob!