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  1. zombiewizardhawk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That... actually makes me want to believe it and seems like it could fit.
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    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    If you're going to turn in to a chick for the rest of your life, why why why why why would you name yourself Narcissa?
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    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    Ugh, it's looking less likely that McCown is gonna play, now they're saying it's going to be a Sunday decision but i'm stuck working before they make those last minute sits/starts.
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    Ip Man 3 - Ft. Mike Tyson

    It's (Y)Ip Man, not IP man. It's his name. Bruce Lee's teacher. The first two movies were both awesome, i'm expecting no less from this one. Actually, i've liked every movie i've watched with Donnie Yen in it.
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    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    Barnidge vs Pitt (assuming McCown plays) or Olsen vs Ten? I'm leaning towards Barnidge assuming McCown plays since I think Cleveland might beat em up (or at least put up 21+).
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    He's better than any QB the Dolphins have had in the past... ever.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Beating them to the locker room?
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    MMA Thread

    So it'd be no problem if some dude whooped Rousey's ass like she was Christy Mack? I'm pretty sure everyone would be screaming to hang the guy.
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    The Ridiculous 6 - This could turn it around for Adam Sandler

    THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE LAST STRAW! THOSE FUCKING FEATHERS ON THAT TEEPEE ARE IN THE WRONG GOD-DAMNED PLACE!
  10. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    I used 3 pages of masteries, with a 4th that I used for very very minimal picks/situations. 3 mastery pages I had were AD/AP/Tank (usually for tanky supports or nasus top). New masteries are garbage IMO. Also, fuckload of retards/trolls in the last week or so is making me not want to play at...
  11. zombiewizardhawk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    I'd still hit it, I just wouldn't make eye contact.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I'm pretty sure they were going so hard this year knowing full well that it was their last shot at raking in tons of free money (which i'm sure they have).
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Cowboys fans be mad, tho. I'm just glad that safety managed to hit Murray because i'd have lost fantasy if he stayed up and got a TD there.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Lolz, gets called out on his claims about nobody caring when it relates to other players, resorts to name calling when they refute his claims. #justcowboysfansthings
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    I thought we concluded that Aamina == Tanoomba?
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    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    My rbs for this week are Shane Vereen and Johnathon Stewart (CJ2k on bye week)... nobody in my league will make a reasonable RB trade with me lol.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    But.... heKNOWSit was you even though it wasanonymous.... cause reasons (inb4 he's a Dolphins fan)
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    Former coworker contacted me, think I might be getting scammed.

    Replace heroin with meth and both assumptions would be valid.
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    Former coworker contacted me, think I might be getting scammed.

    Your mom is my J49, that's how.
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    Former coworker contacted me, think I might be getting scammed.

    Fucking terrible troll thread. At least J49 tried to keep his shit in the realm of believability for the most part.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    District attorneys are the ones who handle divorce cases? Serious question cause I don't know but that doesn't really seem right to me... Like, you think the FBI is gonna come track everyone down to find out what we know about J49 and his alleged hoorventures?
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    Former coworker contacted me, think I might be getting scammed.

    Lol, giving out bjs cause she didn't want to cheat... #justgirlthings
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    Former coworker contacted me, think I might be getting scammed.

    Eiffel Tower or just a tag out?
  24. zombiewizardhawk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    If someone tells J49's wife, they need to find a way to work a blowjob video with her into the deal to post it here... That's the perfect next step in the ascension of this saga.
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    Former coworker contacted me, think I might be getting scammed.

    I don't know what's worse... that you actually weren't sure if you should give her money OR if you actually believe she got raped and is pregnant with a rape-baby...
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    Former coworker contacted me, think I might be getting scammed.

    ... Then again..... Hey a_skeleton_02 bro, it's ZombieWizardhawk. We post on the forums together, right? So... i'm gonna be blunt... I got mugged the other day while trying to buy some meth and now I can't pay for my tooth infection medicine... Any chance you could loan me $75 so I can...
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Why exactly would rerolled get shut down, again?
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Damnit, I wanted to play Barnidge instead of Olsen this week in my fantasy lineup... oh well, Olsen it is.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    The Packers offensive shit-show is what lost me fantasy. I decided to play Adams thinking he should be able to get at least 5 points...
  31. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Hey, sounds just like League... You know, the game this thread is about that you came in to trying to claim that Dota had a more "well done" monetization? THEY BOTH SELL YOU COSMETIC SHIT.
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    Twitch purchased by Amazon

    I hope they die horrible, miserable deaths and are replaced by companies that actually provide quality internet...
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Oh god, please forgive me for only posting outside of screenshots and the gaming sections sparsely. Would you feel better if I posted in this thread 17 times a day 5 days a week? That would take me off of bandwagon status?
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    They'd still embarrass your team next time they played.
  35. zombiewizardhawk

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Yeah I did the master pack and I can easily see myself getting my $135 (fuck you, taxes) out of the game. Playing an assassin at the moment, got up to level 18 today. Only gripe I have so far is all the pvp scrubs who sit in zones 5 levels below them camping or sitting in packs of 8 on respawn...
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    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    I'm guessing pvp is the endgame, not sure how the pve endgame will be (probably not great). This is mostly just based on a few videos i've watched on youtube in the past few days trying to decide if I want to snag a founder pack or not.
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    League Of Legends

    Yeah, $4.99 for a shoulder piece you can't even see on your character in game or $23.99 for a full set that you can't tell you have on is so much better than the League skins... Literally the only thing I ever bought or would consider buying in Dota 2 is/was the Compendium.
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    The Matrix (1999)

    Yeah! Why didn't they make a massive solar panel that covered the entire surface area of the Earth to soak up all that sunlight that was coming through THE SKY THAT WAS BLACKENED AND DIDN'T ALLOW SUNLIGHT TO HIT THE EARTH ANY MORE.
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    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Yeah i'm probably gonna snag one of the founders packs and get in on some beta action.