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It's amazing, I can actually sense the soy oozing out of your pores with this post.

So gunning down commies AND no Lions football? That really is something to be thankful for.

Are they assuming people want to actually watch this trainwreck, or are they assuming people will be too busy eating and they're just getting this trash out of the way before Sunday?

Yeah I remember that but I assume that would only apply to herbivores. Raptors were one of the breeding species but near as I can tell none actually got off the island. Then again the lysine contingency means that Isla Sorna never would have worked either, so I guess even Crichton abandoned it.

Rexxy is also like 30+ years old and has been through some serious shit. Wouldn't be surprised if she just keeled over from all the stress.

So did Dr Wu remove the lysine contingency from the new batch of dinosaurs?

He was playing Deadpool in Blade 3 too.

Seems like Garrett is being thrown under the bus so that someone doesn't have to admit Jones is a bust.

Sounds like it's dead if it went that long without a fix, and now Update 28 is right around the corner too. I might give Heartland another go after the update.

The stage is wooden planks covered with foam and canvas. It's not as bad as landing on concrete but it is by no means comfortable.

There's a truckload of circumstantial evidence for Singed turning Vander into Warwick, but for me the most sneakily compelling one is that he isn't present in Jinx's hallucinations, and she hasn't built an effigy of him like she did for Mylo and Clagger. If she doesn't feel guilty for causing...

He's still on his rookie contract and he's not the worst thing about the team. If you compared his offensive line to a turnstile you'd be insulting the turnstile, the Bucs just sent 3 on 4th and 16 and still sacked him.

I take it you haven't watched Electro-Gonorrhea, the Noisy Killer.

Do you take these motherfuckers for inviolate gospel or something? Everyone in the actual thread for the new Ghostbusters movie enjoyed it.

Very real chance Lebron is only fined, whereas there's zero question that Stewart is getting suspended for multiple games.

Every parent got thrown a curveball with the lockdowns. Your daughter is a 9? year old girl, don't refer to her as fucking idiot even in the privacy of these forums. Especially when it sounds like it's your shitty school district/state that you should be angry at and not her.

Dude I realize maybe you're having a frustrating day or something, but don't make me white knight your daughter.

Honestly seems like a trap to see which parents are just flat out doing homework for their kids. What fourth grader knows how to convert that question into (X/5)+(X-45)+X=193?

They're just trying to make it sound sensational, ruling out a splenic injury is probably standard any time a pro athlete gets knocked out of a game on an abdominal hit. These people are worth millions of dollars and you're running them through diagnostic machines anyway. As for the injury, I...

This isn't bad enough for a separate video but he should have some pretty entertaining commentary.

He's probably also dreaming of a future where he doesn't have to worry about some random leftist trophy hunter walking up and putting one in the back of his head, or opening up on his family. I'm a pretty heartless dude and even I would probably choose that over trying to be a right-wing mascot.

I mean it's one thing for the Chargers to get the lead back and it's another thing entirely for your wet fart of a last drive to end on a 4th and 32 where you throw an incomplete checkdown 25 yards short of the line to gain. Can't wait for the Urinatingtree vid on this one, he's by far my...

3rd and 29, Chargers gonna lose anyway.

rofl.

Chargers are the NFL leader in losses after having been up by 17 points in the 4th quarter.

lol @ Stewart getting ejected for being the victim of a dirty hit. Hope Lebron at least misses a game for that shit.

Chimps drove an SUV through a christmas parade in wisconsin

Prater missing so many kicks today, although I'm not sure that last one was entirely his fault.

McCoy gonna Cousins. I'm having fun running this gag into the ground.

Mahomes gonna Cousins. (although that was 110% on Kelce)

Tyreek Hill would have needed a rocket booster up his ass to catch that pass, intentional grounding no question. McFatty was right.

Dak gonna Cousins

lol @ flagging the guy who got thrown to the ground by his facemask for taunting and not flagging the other guy. *edit* Mahomes gonna Mahomes

You could have ended the sentence without adding 'after the bye week'

Hard to recover from refball like that PI call.

Refs still looking to assfuck the Bears.

Tannehill gonna Cousins.

Refs gonna Cousins.

Cousins gonna Cousins. Tannehill gonna Cousins.

Play til you hear a whistle.