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  1. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The endgame purpose is to procreate. In the short term it's to make small talk and see if you can catch a nut off the person. It's called an ice breaker. and the only correct answer is "I like both kinds of music. Country AND Western"
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    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    I assume that's the dude who trademarked all the other possible names? LOL. Legendary, even if he is a redskins fan.
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    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    You don't even have to press play. Just the still image screams faggot. I was interested for a hot minute when I thought it was John McAfee back from the dead.
  4. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's a hostile, sexist work environment. They're saying you're cute when you smile. Smile more for the women in charge and I'm sure you'll get promotions and raises.
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    Finding a body

    I worked with one of those search teams BrotherWu mentioned once. I volunteered to spend a saturday beating the brush through a national forest. I learned a few things. 1. There are cadaver dogs, live find dogs, and a third kind that I can't remember right now. The dogs cannot be cross...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I need a further breakdown on that 3% to see how many think they know what it is, but are wrong. Lotta people think it represents a crying emoticon.
  7. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Wow, x files seems older than 30.
  8. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    I watched the cowboys schedule release video. Now I have aids. Please pray for my recovery.
  9. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Yeah well, aparently he agrees with you. He thought she was funny, strange or random. If he thought she was pretty he would have posted her in the PGT.
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    The D&D thread

    That's the difference between winners and losers. You're trying to get things done IN the abyss. I'm trying to get things done FOR the abyss. That's why you got rookie numbers that need to be pumped up.
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    It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

    I've seen a couple dozen episodes (enough to know it's funny), but I never actually tried to watch the series. So I'm in season 1 working my way through now. It's been a little disappointing but I know all series need time to hit their stride so I aint worried. I think Devito will be showing...
  12. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    "Oh damn, sorry boss. I can't do sunday on such short notice. Already have plans. Bought the tickets and everything. " And if he wants to push it, have him reimburse you $1k for the taylor swift tickets you'll have to give away or something.