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This whole thread just seems like worfing with extra steps.

Well that's weird. According to the Marqui de Sade, buttfucking someone on a full stomach is better precisely because it's fuller. It's been a while since I read it, but I think he said ideally you want to be pushing a turd back up in there.

Just got off the phone with tech support. Got a computer that's not outputting any video. So he wants to check the power supply. OK, fine. It's one of the supplies they ship, it's supposed to be 24 V so I measure it and it's like 23.8 V. He goes, oh that's not good, it's supposed to be 24V...

That sounds like private rooms intended for fucking. I bet there's a lot of fucking going on in there.

That's actually worse than what I have here, which is NO wifi in that building at all. At least I know to just take a magazine. You have to deal with the hope and frustration.

what the fuck? You have to rent a karaoke room? I thought the whole point of it was to inflict your godawful singing voice on a bunch of strangers. That must be a san fran thing. I've never even heard of paying for karaoke around here other than maybe a cover charge or drink minimum.

What I would do is I would start trying random things. Ramp it up until she shows you her limits. Watch porn and do whatever they do. Butt stuff. Nipple clamps. Another woman. Electricity. Wait, electricity might be dangerous so don't do that unless you're willing to learn about it...

Did you sniff her pussy?

I thought the difference was that they're analog while all the current things are digital. Some people claim that no matter how high the bitrate they can hear the digitization. So Vinyl or casset are the only options and vinyl lasts longer. For me a bitrate of 8 is probably fine for music.

Yes I do fuck ass on occasion. Was that supposed to be a dig? Would you like a do-over?

You only say that because you want to eat his ass. Do you just assume anyone who turns you on has fucked a dog?

I've never had trouble shaking loose particles from a spoon evenly across my food. Maybe just practice.

The company pays for it so the other crew has a right to it too. I just have to keep ordering it. And I'm not here so unless I lock it up or take it home there's no way to stop them.

2 rustles. #1 since I started losing weight I'm way more sensitive to jalapenos. Sucks because I really like how they taste. This might be a case of 'correlation does not equal causation', all I know is that my asshole is currently on fire because of this. #2 people who use something up...

I got hit bad when I was a kid by something that nested in the ground. I was mowing and apparently the noise from the engine pissed them off. I took off running for the house swatting at them. Me and my dog sat there and battled the ones that had followed. We didn't even try to count the...