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I was replying with the poster's comment verbatim.

No, you must not have read the part where I said that I don't want any of the gay relationship BS. I only like to suck dick. My relationship is with women. I love women and straight sex with them. But, there's much to be said about a good "jizz chugging session".

It's your fault, because it's your thread.

And in the blue dress in the other post?

Cute

I don't get it, chick with dick or hermaphrodite? I'm good if it works, and have always thought about a good looking tranny.

Someone mentioned you, I guess.

Are you a dude?

I'm not willing to commute. You'd have to live close.

If it looks, tastes, and works the same as a human, how would I know? Why would I care?

You're probably right.

Humans only...

I don't know. Is he clean?

No, after I shoot my load, the feeling is gone. Sometimes I sample the pre-come. It's not submission. I'm sucking the dick, I'm in control. I can take it slow and make you wait to blow, or fast to leave you with no choice but to blast. I am definitely not bi. I do not want a relationship with...

I don't do it very often. It's been years. I had a friend I'd blow regularly. Sometimes, his jizz was funky. I didn't ask him what he ate, I would almost always let him cum in my mouth. Sometimes, I would let him give me a facial and then use his cock as a squeegee to push it in my mouth. I...

To suck is to live, I love it. I do not want any of the other stuff.

No, you're only gay if you give

No, I prefer pussy. Sucking cock is so good, though.

Sucking dick is one of the best experiences...

Then you're not bi. What? You like to be buttfucked, kiss dudes, butfuck guys? I'm more singular on the male side, cock in my mouth is my kicks.

I like to suck cock. No fag stuff, kissing, butt fucking and such. Let me suck your dick, cum and leave. I love women and pussy, but sucking cock is awesome.

Thank you Izo for making me a legend

Last time was about 6 years ago, I wish it was more. But, I don't want a disease.

Probably

Sucked a dick yesterday, but ran out of time to make him come. The cock was great, had a great time, but bummed no nut juice in my mouth.

Who is that on the right? She is bonerific.

Dudes, ear and eyebrow hair is better than the alternatives, bald or dead. Pluck, don't pluck, you decide.

Ok

I'm going to need updates. Oh, yeah assholes who just do asshole shit because they're assholes. Sorry about all the assholes...

Megan wouldn't even be the hottest at the nearest Walmart. Gal isn't the hottest in Hollywood, either.

Pretty girl thread with no face, how can you tell if she's even pretty? Also, ugly girls in the PGT. I realize beauty is subjective, but some ugly faces show up regularly. Fuck that...

Holy fucking hell, I just popped a massive boner.

I get it @Rude, it's gay. But what I don't get is why?

What the fuck is even this thread? All y'all just licking each other's buttholes reminiscing about the time such and such did such and such. Oh, Megan Fox is a dog.

What is this faggotry?

This thread is Crazy Sexual Experiences. So, I'm going to pull out and wait for everyone to share.

But...

You guys are fun. I can keep this up all day.