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My PC is returning an incredibly slow speed test. I am connected via Wi-Fi (ethernet not possible in my house right now due to setup. This will likely not change). However, if I speed test with other devices like my phone, also on wifi, I am returning the expected wifi speed. What causes this?

AAPL SPLIT $200 and TSLA split $500 by EOD Monday?

Now we ride to Valhalla.

I agree. But when it comes to the stupid stock this has been an incorrect statement 100% of the time so...just roll with it.

I am up almost ~17% since my purchase of it at ~$1920. I have been 100% wrong about it on every single decision I made. I still think the company has a nonsensical valuation. Nonetheless, it prints consistently. Even if it does so for no reason.

Jokes you on. I hold both!

Since this is a lol yolo fun investment for me I am not overly concerned. But I will be unbelievably shocked if the price doesn't continue to go up after the splits. This is the true effect of the Robinhood and investing with your thumbs generation.

I told you the Robinhood WSB devious plan all revolves around the idea that they can sell a stock at the current sucked price, keep the split difference and keep you holding the bag with a stock that returns to post-split price instantly and you're boned. Loss porn will be fantastic.

I'm all about that hot outfit and girls with giant mouths.

Well as long as I end up with my 15 shares and not the 3 I bought but a decrease in price by a factor of 5 I don't particularly care what the mechanism is.

From TD Ameritrade. So if you bought before the split you get the shares whatever, but if you bought pre-split you don't "get" the split you auto purchase through reconciliation the difference... Interesting.

Araysar's post above you, "If you buy AAPL or TSLA shares after the record dates but before Aug. 31, you will purchase shares at the presplit price. Following the split, you will receive the additional shares resulting from the stock split."

I was reading WSB discord last night for lulz and the plan for a lot of them seems to revolve around selling between record date and before split date. The idea is they are selling you 1 at the pre-split price, getting the difference in split shares and you get stuck holding the bag with your...

@Sanrith Descartes Please tell me if I am a retard with poor reading comprehension. I understand that holder of record get the split here but there are articles from CNN finance and Barrons both saying the exact opposite. If I am indeed a retard I'll take my ~$1000 bucks now...

This brawl angers me. So mnay decks seemingly designed to just waste your time.

Crazy seems to imply you ghosted her Sir.

God damn I love Hoyt Axton.

Blazin kept the Overstock loot for himself.