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Again, to be fair, I don't post about all the times nothing happens (you know, 90% of the time), or the times I make the smart choice, which admittedly is only about half the time. You have to take chances sometimes!

So, the shorter form is this. A few weeks ago I went out with a couple of friends and was drinking fairly heavily. I was introduced to a girl and her husband, and they ended up hanging out with us. The next day, the girl added me on Facebook. Cut to an Oktoberfest party a few weeks ago...

I slept with a girl on the 1st, it was a whole big ordeal, and started some drama. It was my fault for being dumb, and knew coming and posting it was just going to instigate mockery and insults, and I was feeling shitty enough without it. Fuck it, I've got to run and fix a printer issue...

I like to think that the fact I stopped posting killed the thread, but then again, I'm a huge narcissist.

I went through pillows for 2 years, tried like 12 different pillows that all had me waking up stiff and sore. I'm exclusively a side sleeper. Finally found this thing- Amazon.com - Organic Buckwheat Pillow - Japanese Size (14) - Hypoallergenic Pillows They have a full size version as...

In AZ there is a child support doc where you put the man's income, and the ladies income, and then select amount of time with kids (there are only 3 options there by the way, more time with mother, more time with father, and essentially equal). Since we have essentially equal selected, child...

sorry I'm out of town right now, and I've been drinking most of the night, wine with friends, and I'm typing this on my cell phone. So cut me some slack for the probably shitty text response here. okay so yeah, the agreement that we had, what's on the books with the court and everything, is...

Had a little encounter with the ex wife tonight. She stopped by to drop off some swim stuff for the kids she borrowed, and I let her know I had transferred all of next months expenses and child support into her account today. She told me she was talking with a friend, and its crazy how much he...

I was fine. Not that I disagree entirely, but yeah, some of us are fine. I would still offer to take him out somewhere, definitely one on one. If he says no though, drop it.

Why not go to a dollar store and buy a pile of pregnancy strips for $5? Those things are pretty much spot on. Have her pee on a pile of them if she likes. That should clear up any maybe's.

P.s. The rich out of state girl I've been talking to daily since 4th of July suddenly dropped off the face of the earth Tuesday. I sent a text Tues, and Wed with no response, which was weird. I decided I should probably just wait and not appear desperate or needy? Well, after nothing from...

I'm shocked at the reactions here. I really am, even finding the right words is difficult. I'm just really bad at judging how our community is going to react to things I guess. I post that I met a single mom who's a freak in the sack and get 4 or 5 pages about how I need to not get attached...

I completely agree with you, I'm just very limited in options. I'm in a weird spot. The town I live in is basically all retiree's and losers. Thats my honest evaluation of it. There is an elite circle of people here who are the doctors and lawyers or own all of the business, but we are...

A.) You don't know my friends, most of them are pity cases. When you are in your 30's or 40's and live with your parents and have a part time minimum wage job (or no job), you are a pity case in my book. I'm fairly certain none of them see me as a condescending asshole when I invite them out...

See, that's kind of the mentality I'm talking about. If you are going out in the first place, we can assume you like the people you are going out with, otherwise why are you going out? So, lets assume at this point you are going out with friends. Lets then assume you do this maybe once a...

It seems like I can break down everyone I know into three main types of people when it comes to finances. Poor people who will always be poor because they spend ever cent as soon as they get it on whatever. People doing fairly well who will never be rich because they don't mind spending...

Yup, I have no comment on fiction or denim. Nothing new or exciting in my life. Went on my big trip, had no luck with woman the entire time. Came back and went drinking with some friends last week, and 2 not very attractive ladies hung on me all night. At 3 a.m. I went home with one of...

Yup. Gross.

Back from my 2 week traveling vacation. Not a single hook up. Depressing. Also, catching up on this thread was equally uneventful.

Yeah, getting a vasectomy was the equivalent of donating blood. Seriously, man up.

You say that like it's a bad thing. *heads out the door to get a Black Flag tattoo*

It's not like he's wrong. She probably is fucking amazing and great. He's going to marry her and it's going to be awesome. And then, after a few years, or 10, or 20, it's going to be not as awesome. Eventually it will be more bad than good. That's the way this thing works.

Since it's such a "not a big deal" event, why not have a symbolic wedding. No legal documents.

It's funny because last night she posted on Facebook "There's plenty of fish in the sea... I must be using the wrong hooks!" And I really wanted to type "Maybe try a net, your hooks are sharp as shit." but I didn't. You know, out of a healthy fear.

Hey, people start wondering if I've been killed if I don't alert you guys. :P

Well Master, if you ever need a break, I'm available to fill in for you. Literally.

Thanks for your concern Noodle, I started to hop in yesterday but didn't want to derail the problems with conceiving conversation. Nothing crazy exciting. We had a bunch of sex. Nothing weird, it was super good. She's a fucking athlete though, its weird holding a girl and she's just solid...

What Khane said.

When did I say I didn't want to attract crazy? Let me be perfectly clear, I'd like to have casual sex with semi wild girls. I'd like a girl who mid fuck pulls me out of her pussy and starts sucking my dick, because she just had to taste us. I'd like a girl who tries to deep throat me, and...

Down to 187, still have a belly and man boobs, but I'm working on it ever so slowly. I started at 218 on Jan 1st, so I'm 31 pounds down, almost exclusively from dropping soda and watching meal size. And yeah, I know I open myself up for criticism when I'm this honest, but I'll still defend...

All correct, and yeah, I understand I'm a big dopey kid in a man's body. Most people assume I'm maybe mid twenties or so. Every time I talk to someone on the phone and then meet them in real life they are surprised, as apparently I sound like a respectable adult man on the phone, and then a...

I agree with everything you say there sir.

Yeah, I've Skyped with her for a few hours at this point, and I'm spending the weekend with her, we'll see what happens. Like you said, her crazy isn't obvious, so it is a lot easier to be comfortable there. And yeah, here's me right now at work with a hat on. Nothing crazy about it...

Ouch guys. Ouch.

Well holy shit, that went well. Talked to her on Facebook, she basically apologised, said she knows she's intense and just kind of assumed I could handle it. Said she noticed I was tense as hell this morning and figured she had "thrown me off", whatever that means. I said great, thanks for...

This is the like the third girl since I cut my hair, and the first two were fine (although number 2 was the make out no sex girl - who I'm seeing again this weekend. I like her, she seems fine.) and the other was just casual sex a few times and then she got back with an x, but it was pretty...

Of all my fucking stories here, this is the first time I'm actually nervous about the girl being an insane person. Fuck, fucking, fuck.

Advice time. So, last night I had a friend who is a photographer call me and ask if I wanted to help with a Boudoir shoot. Since this would mean getting to hang out with naked girls, I was fully on board. I went to the shoot and all was well. There was some drinking involved as well...

Fuck Ravvenn, Marry Millie, Kill Furor Me - Hitler - Me

I'm not in love. Just got out of the shower and headed to another girls house for a nightcap. I'm planning on seeing the good girl again, but a friend just introduced me to a bad one, and I'm going to see her first. I'm not going to say a lot of what you guys are saying is wrong, because as...