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I don't approve of being tagged into this thread and I don't know why you thought this was relevant to my interests. But it was funny.

Bout 10 years. I've netflixxed and chilled so it can't have been too long ago. But it was before tinder. I used eharmoney and plenty of fish. And you can bet I wasn't letting some bitch from the internet know where I lived.

So that means he'll have to be signed by one of our oppoents? I hope it's the Washington "football" squad. But he won't just be singed ...

For science!

all yall motherfuckers in here acting like anyone could be as good a batman as adam west. Forget the dark emo shit. Lets take another crack at corny.

Where? Is it anywhere other than quibi?

Nice. First pic I thought she was hiding a fat belly. But second pic shows enough to show she's not a whale. Let's see her ass now.

10 minutes of music and bullshit isn't too much to ask. absofuckinglutely. The girl shouldn't even want to go to your house so early in the relationship. She doesn't know what kind of psycho you are.

Hey another girl. Welcome. Please head over to the FOH naughty bits thread and post your tits at your earliest convenience. Thanks!

Jesus Christ dude, you let her know where you live? Fucking Crazy girls 101. Don't let them know where you live. Rent a hotel room, especially for the first time. Your options are limited now. I'm afraid you're going to have to keep fucking this perfect specimen for a while until she gets...

I had to check to see if the post you quoted was from this century.

Didn't the exam ask if you're black? Not possible to be racist if you answered that one correctly.

My company used to have to dial 9 to get out. There are lots of Indians working here and the country code for India is 011. There were so many people calling 911 and hanging up that we had to change the outside line number to 8. We lost that battle with the porn thing. If you support porn...

It's kinda awesome to just piss and let your dick flop around like a firehose.

Netflix beat them to it by a lot and they had technology that allowed them to predict demand and store movies at strategic locations to get them out faster. The whole thing was netflix's idea. When blockbuster finally got into it, the website was garbage and delivery slow. Not only that, it...

I was hoping it was a sequel to the last airbender not the blue alien porn. Oh well. The first one was so bad #2 couldn't possibly be worse. Bring it on.

The same sketch? He's already immune from that one. Or did he rape baby dolls multiple times? Look, as a former baby myself, I am qualified to forgive him for that, and I hereby do. Ad hominem e pluribis unim sic semper tyranus. I have spoken.

Life in Prison. No doubt about it. But I do hope it's minimum security.

The bodily fluids fall where they may. I don't aim in the shower.

Literal shower thought. Why do people leave a toothbrush in a communal shower? Like for real there were 2 toothbrushes in the shower just now. One was on the ground. Like am I supposed to NOT pee in the shower just because there's toothbrushes on the ground? I wanted to believe that some...

He looks like he's about to ask if you've seen his stapler.

Company we're working for is supposed to pay for our time in quarantine when returning from overseas. They tried to weasel their way out by claiming the CDC never said we had to self quarantine when coming home. The current CDC website doesn't say anything about that. Apparently my company...