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did lasik turn you gay, supertouch?

guess I'm behind the times, why does that guy type like a faggot and/or bad?

they will. see: Devastator

no counter offer from Ruben "Bob foster" Loaiza?

If you're trying to sabotage the prison, why would you prevent them from turning?

Return of the Lolncos

might as well just keep drawing holding penalties indefinitely

what a joke of a penalty

laughed at the one zombie going all cube mode through the fence

Yeah, probably. Also, depends on the box. I've been with some chicks that just didn't smell, no matter what. On the flip side, some girls could wake from a cryogenic freeze and still peel paint.

Interesting point. Care to weigh in supertouch?

Better hope no one reports this, you racist trannyraper!

you sound like a violent person, supertouch. do you beat your boyfriend?

fair enough, pretty sure I haven't fucked any nerds before. If I did, I declare rape.

what? no it isn't. you made a regrettable decision (banging some dude) and decided to date him, but plenty of silly bitches make the same mistake and cry rape instead of blowing trannies.

I mean I guess even if it's just fatty sweat from the daily struggle to breath, the panties technically aren't dry

they both raped each other simultaneously

whores

You have to be retarded to go for Little Caesar's over basically anything. If you eat it after 5 minutes of it coming out of the oven it tastes like cardboard covered in ketchup. If you eat it within 5 minutes, it tastes like hot cardboard covered in ketchup.

Papa Murphy's is the greasiest fucking pizza I've ever had. I felt healthier drenching every slice of a Papa John's pizza in garlic butter.

does the Seminoles shirt get you the discount?

and panties everywhere dried up in unison

bro got raped

Daryl didn't seem very sick. Maybe mentally for banging the dyke that for some reason keeps making a fucking effort to look awful after the apocalypse, but not physically.

I got a handy against my will from some butterface I tried hooking my old roommate up with once. I was passed out drunk as fuck, woke up to her going to town with 5 other people sleeping around us. My lawyer friends told me this is sexual battery. Wasn't a big deal, not sure what all these...

correct answer

how do you pronounce gif?

fucking bitches man

you're just saying that because she could pass for a post op

sup folder

don't look at me, I gave you a net a long time ago

don't give that nerd any +nets

lol

so we're referring to Frankenstein's monster as Frankenstein again?

Hahahaha fuck you Romo

need some jersey burnings

what a weird clap

Finally, fuck

It'd be nice if he'd toss a few things to Welker, fucking my fantasy score right now.