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  1. Phazael

    2021 AssHat Voting Round 5

    There you go Steve. I campaigned for you so you don't have to.
  2. Phazael

    2021 AssHat Voting Round 5

    Vanessa vs. Ossoi - Just crown him now, since you held voting open long enough extra to get Xeq dethroned. This tournament is over. Manessa might want to chemically castrate your kids while reading them bible verses in drag, but that still falls a distant second to snorting coke off a dick to...
  3. Phazael

    RL Picture Thread

    This is true. And why bullying is important. You either correct your fuckups or learn to live with them. Lack of bullying results in faggots who blame everyone but themselves for their failures. I am old enough I am not getting skinny at this point (and frankly I would rather go out before...
  4. Phazael

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    If you give Darth Bellecheat time to prepare, he can take any mediocre crew and turn them into a championship defense, especially if he is winning the time of possession battle. This has always been the case, and frankly the biggest strength of the Pats over the waning years of their zenith...
  5. Phazael

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)

    Guessing Captain Marvel is probably on that list.....
  6. Phazael

    2021 AssHat Voting Round 4

    Campaigning in the voting thread is a no no. Don't let Gav advance again via you getting DQed.
  7. Phazael

    2021 AssHat Voting Round 4

    So is LD extending this round so he can add some more mail in ballots or what?
  8. Phazael

    2021 AssHat Voting Round 4

    So you are the Marty Schottenheimer of Asshats.
  9. Phazael

    2021 AssHat Voting Round 4

    Tarisk vs. Vanessa Steve for the win. No further explanation needed. Gavinmad vs. Ossoi - As much fun as it would be to advance Male Mist, Ossoi and his degeneracy win this handily. Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Sanrith Descartes - I would actually have to care about harrowbot to pick him over the...
  10. Phazael

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Checks out. Racine is faggot central in Wisconsin.
  11. Phazael

    Cowboy Bebop

    Toys in the Attic is the episode that took me the longest to come around on, but its a genius midpoint of the series. The issue is all of the Vicious episodes that flush out the main story are so good its easy to forget a lot of the little hidden gems in the series.
  12. Phazael

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Trick question. That only happens to his wife's boyfrend.
  13. Phazael

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    40whiners have a good game plan. Si ilar to the GB plan vs AZ.
  14. Phazael

    2021 AssHat Voting Round 3

    Outside of his politics, LD is good peeps. Besides, our boy Adolf was also a fascist, so if LD likes Hitler, he can't be all bad. amirite?
  15. Phazael

    2021 AssHat Voting Round 3

    Tarisk vs. Muurloen - No contest who is the more determined troll here. Vanessa vs. lurkingdirk- LD might be a lefty, but he is not completely batshit and he does not ruin entire threads. Steve for the win. Gavinmad vs. Lightning Lord Rule- Meh, Gavin because he will white knight LLR if LLR...
  16. Phazael

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    I do think the cowboys will suffer through two McMuffin Brainfarts down the stretch, but they do have the easiest path to a top seed if GB loses to the Rams (very real possibility). This could be one of those years where it comes down to third tie breakers for seeding. Cowboys will absolutely...
  17. Phazael

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    McCarthy is your coach. You need to temper expectations. You also got curb stomped by Teddy Bridgewater who McDoofus has actually faced before multiple times.
  18. Phazael

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    I honestly think that this would be the ideal outcome to start the ball rolling. The more tyrannical the fed the greater the push back has been and this would be an unprecedented move move to get involved in a local issue essentially. This is particularly true when people start putting...
  19. Phazael

    Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy GOTG from Square Enix

    Yeah it is, as a story telling experience type game, a near perfectly crafted game. Combat could be a little cleaner and there are some egregious difficulty spikes at points, but it never stole from the story and dialog. Solid 9/10 for me and I am hoping the long term sales can generate a...
  20. Phazael

    Ghostbusters : Afterlife

    I think all of these types of movies from this group have essentially suffered from the lack of Harold Ramis. Dude was actually a really good comedy writer and director, often contributing to the same projects he acted in in those capacities. And 30 years without a GB movie is entirely because...
  21. Phazael

    What has been your most liked / shared / viral post?

    My only contribution to the meme-verse. Got me a ton of warnings on FB right before I bailed on that platform heh.
  22. Phazael

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Gender Dysphoria, the actually scientifically studied variety, occurs in basically a statistically non existent percentage of the population. There are literally orders of magnitude more trannies out there than actual people with Gender Dysphoria. Its a combination of a fad and mental illness...
  23. Phazael

    AssHat of the Year 2021

  24. Phazael

    AssHat of the Year 2021

    Campaigning for other people is kind of a grey are in this thread, but its about time this public service announcement was put out again.
  25. Phazael

    AssHat of the Year 2021

    Slow your roll there Steve. This is just the nomination thread. You all the other threads and plenty of time to lobby for votes.
  26. Phazael

    AssHat of the Year 2021

    Attention whoring is not really a talent. Neither is cuttlefishing carpet munchers with surprise penis. Your sperg outs do make things a tad more interesting in the Rickshaw and religious thread, so there is that. I would take ten of you over one Xeq, but I wouldn't leave either of you...
  27. Phazael

    AssHat of the Year 2021

    The problem with your RomCom fanfic is that Xeq exists. No way he is not going for the hat trick.
  28. Phazael

    AssHat of the Year 2021

    @Xequecal - Dude is the all time champ and you may as well crown him now. @Kirun - Relentless blackpilling and edgelording is a new twist on the usual asshat MO. @Denamian - Because he is a Chargers Fan.
  29. Phazael

    Fell Seal: Arbiters Mark

    Yeah I did the gun thing, but I found a well decked out Vamp with blood axes landing right in their backfield would sperg out the AI into doing a lot of stupid shit. Plus if you can alpha the healers out of the gate, most of the more annoying fights become super trivialized. Gunbats are a lot...
  30. Phazael

    Fell Seal: Arbiters Mark

    If you play without an AE snuffatron Lich, the arena fights and optional dungeon are fairly challenging. Once you have leveled up the map rape Lich and his buffbot or a pair of them with doublecast and the lifepoint conversion to MP thing, you can autopilot the majority of the rest of the game...
  31. Phazael

    Fell Seal: Arbiters Mark

    You will want just a standard mix early on, like most of these games. Plague Doctors are surprisingly good early, because they are more survivable than other casters and the fire and forget nature of their magic gunners also shine early. Everything OP pretty much centers around two builds...
  32. Phazael

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Probably. I am the boozing fatty around here. Well, one of many anyhow.
  33. Phazael

    Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy GOTG from Square Enix

    I actually prefer the Gamora VA to the movie actress in a lot of ways. The VA for Drax is growing on me over the course of the game as well. Once you can process that this is not the MCU GoTG, its a lot less jarring with the voice performances for most. The banter is probably the best part of...
  34. Phazael

    Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy GOTG from Square Enix

    The story and banter remains consistently good all through the game (I am nearly done), but the other things you brought up are real issues in the game. The combat is sparse and it gets very zergy and twitchy late game, with the exception of the chapter 15 end boss which lets just say is...
  35. Phazael

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Packers have had prime time star QBs before. Lynn Dickie was infamous for being ridiculously good on Monday Night which is how we kept getting booked on that night, despite struggling to break 500 back then. Some guys love the attention and that definitely applies to Rodgers. Its the easy...
  36. Phazael

    Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy GOTG from Square Enix

    My one complaint in the game is the twitch factor, combined with the shitty lock system. Some of the fights where there are a million guys shooting at you at once and you need to focus on one while giving team orders are clumsy as fuck to do. I believe GF Reviews coined the term Diarrhea...