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My wife likes to leave odd utensils and bowls from things she snacks on all over the fucking place and it drives me insane. So I started just running the dishwasher every morning and doing a general pickup and its been pretty cathartic for my OCD. I still have no fucking clue how she burns...

I think you would be shocked at how progressive and equal my marriage is, we just don't pretend that we are somehow immune to basic biology and millions of years of inherited evolutionary behavior. I am guilty of plenty of male bullshit that my wife lets slide, because its not important and I...

Stereotypes and generalizations are popular because they are generally true. I agree they are not the end of assessing the individual, but they are a good starting point. I am curious to hear your theory on the origins of Noodle's argument with the Mrs, and possible solutions. Or do you just...

From an evolutionary standpoint, women are more material and insecure, so they see all resources as theirs and that kind of bitching is just a re-affirming of that control. Some women are more conscious of it than others, but a traditional woman from the kind of background Mrs Noodle is from...

Married to a Latino woman? Yeah, I am with Noodle on this. He needs to pick his battles and not even engage on stupid shit. Chances are she is feeling shitty about herself and looking for a fight so she can project the blame on him. My wife does this shit occasionally, but she usually...

Seriously, why the hell did this get Rickshawed?

Some of that comes with age, but its nice when you don't have to do the whole princess dance and just be actually helpful in a relationship. Way back when I was dating, the whole bullshit gesture thing is what I hated the most. Nowadays, when I get my wife flowers it fucking means something...

If there is a black dildo in her collection, that's a pretty solid indicator that the pussy has some wear on it. If its bigger than her arm and is stored with a jar of lube, that snapper probably has almost zero tread on it.

Yeah that's what I meant by a humblebrag. Thing is I actually agree with a lot of what he is saying, when he is not regurgitating puritanical bullshit about sex, but a guy who has banged only ten women or less thinking he is good in bed.... based on what evidence exactly? Feedback from the...

See, here is where you kind of take a turn for the puritan (and also sneak in a humble brag). I would contend that building a marriage with sex as one of its primary pillars is doomed to failure, no matter HOW many dicks she rode. I actually think Khane has the right idea here, at the basic...

Agree for the most part, but I think I have a hard time accepting #1 as an absolute. Statistics are there, though. I think the sex partners thing comes down to the kind of people involved. Smart, rational, confident people who do not put sex near the top of their priority lists probably will...

I bet the whole banging other chicks after she had kids had zero to do with her checking out on the relationship..... This is going to come off as harsh, but she probably was dead inside and too nice to say anything until your shift change made her resentment of the thing something she could no...

That disjointed notation wounds my soul. I hope that's a troll job, but its likely not. Oblig Vanessa related pic:

Maybe, maybe not. Favre threw picks all over the fucking place and, durability and superbowl rings aside (he actually has more appearances and more playoff wins) is worse than Rogers in every statistical measurable way. But he was a shit ton more fun to watch, because he could just randomly...

Literally anyone. Biggest issue in NFL coaching is the old boys network. Its how Darth Bills assistants keep getting work, despite floundering outside his influence. It pains me to say it, but more teams need to do what the Eagles did and roll the dice on younger guys, like Peterson. This...

Reid is notoriously good in the regular season and always shits the bed in the post season. He also is a lot like McCarthy in that he has been the beneficiary of good rosters over the years (McFatty at the QB spot, Reid has had entire quality rosters). In that shithouse division, there is zero...

Well, as the first person to talk about the Zebras working for NE, that game was actually not at all bad.... by Foxboro standards. Honestly, I thought he was down by contact when he went down and surprised that the fumble was not reversed, so I had zero issue with that play. The real problem...

I'm old school in a Packer fan so my hate goes back to 4th and 28th and the whole throwing ice balls at Santa Claus thing. Philly fans were douchebags before Patriots fans even existed. Nothing personal, but old hate wins over new hate every day of the week in sports fandom.

Only time Ive been more of a pats fan was 2015.

He might have a better Defense, but I think the Deadskins recievers are superior to the Vikings.

I agree completely about the Eagles being as bad as the Vikes in that regard, though their division was more competitive. That's why I expected the game to be closer. I just did not think the Vikes would have a total meltdown on both sides of the ball. I figured their offense would struggle...

Yeah, only the likes of Eli Manning can outplay the Evil Empire. That's the side effect of always having home field in the playoffs. By the time a team capable of maybe beating them gets to them, they have been pounded by either the Steelers or Ravens (or both). And the NFC is a revolving...

I honestly expected this game to be close. The Vikes did not have a lot of quality wins and their offense has been sporadic down the stretch. With the benefit of hindsight, I think they had an easy walk into the first round bye that made them seem a lot better than they actually are. If...

Sweet, they are talking Bradford playing before this is over. We might get the Jeff Fisher Triforce of QBs. It will be the only playoff game to end in a tie!

Yeah as someone who sat throught things like that, the blowouts do less lasting damage to a team than blowing it on the doorstep. The Falcons were a ghost of themselves this year. The Packers are still reeling from shitting the bed in Seattle in 2015. The Roidhawks have not been the same...

That stretching sound you just heard was the Eagles laying the pipe up the poop chute of the Vikes D.

First game against the Saints was when the Saints were a complete shitshow and the playoff win took a Buttfumble level defensive brainfart to win, but that was a solid game. Atlanta is a team I hesitate to use as a benchmark for anything, since they come out flat for a lot of games and Ryan is...

Yeah this is well on the way to being as bad as when the Giants clobbered them in the NFC Championship a few years back. Kind of shocked by it, but then again the thought occurs that the entire NFC North was an epic shitshow after the dude speared Rogers collar bone and the Vikes got to pad...

Yeah as insufferable as Pats fans are, they never threw iceballs at Santa Clause or any of the numerous other felonious antics that the Eagles have done over the years. The best part about this SB for NE is that they won't be the most unlikable team in it, for a change.

Does anyone outside of their respective homers think either of these Fischer tainted retreads have any chance against the Pats in the SB? This game already getting sloppy.

Vikes could only manage 16 points against a Huntley led Packer Defense at home and needed the worst defensive play of the decade to squeak past the Saints at home. Their homefield advantage is basically non existent and they are going to get bodied against the Evil Empire in two weeks, unless...

Packers had the Bears and Vikes in the Lombardi era and the Vikes and Bears in the Favre era. They had a Favre led Vikings during the Rodgers run, but until this year it has been almost as easy as the AFCEast. Steelers had the Jim Brown era Browns back in the day and the multiple SB winning...

Depends largely on how long they think Darth Bill will keep coaching. If he is looking for the door, go for the records you can get. Brady is largely irrelevant. Pretty sure they could lure a refurb QB wanting a ring and win as long as the cold efficiency of Bellicheck is calling the shots...

This. Whoever suggested that the Jags D might be a paper tiger was probably right. They buckled in crunch time. While the refs hurt them a little, it was not more than any actual elite D could overcome. When it came down to it, a top tier D should be able to hold a Gronk-less Pats in those...

Fixed that for you. But the Brady era has as much to do with his talent as it does with their horrifically inept division that gift wraps them a half dozen wins and home field every year. Still its one thing to have the path and another to get it done. Whatever you think of Darth Bellicheat...

Jags hosed themselves. If the Vikes win later, I will actually swallow my vomit and root for the Pats in the SB.

That was the best play Gillmore made all game.

Blake Bortles perfect playoff record is on the line!

3rd and 22 for Bortles? Yeah this is over.