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Joe Dirt was comedy gold. Mostly because I thought it would be horrendous when I was forced to sit through it, and it turned out to actually be funny.

I actually thought I had accidentally skipped an episode of Akame when I first turned it on. Then I realized I hadn't and wondered wtf had happened. I even went back and watched the last 5 minutes of the previous episode to see if I had missed something.

That's right, you better not look away.

Shut up and take what's coming to you

Why is it OK for women to stare-rape me? Happens all the time bros.

I prefer salary because I work probably 35 hours a week but get paid for 40. Salary can work both ways. Though it often ends up as working extra time rather than less time if your company are slave drivers or you just aren't nearly as efficient as you should be.

What? You use the word "god" to make it seem like you think it's amazing, followed by the word "smegma" which makes it seem like you think it's horrifying. Which is it?

Yea but they're getting paid to bitch and moan. Not like these stupid women. No wonder there's a gender salary gap. Bitches be stupid.

I bet every other person at that office thinks she's the stupid one. In fact, everyone probably thinks the entirety of the office outside of themselves has severe learning disabilities.

It's definitely more about the setting than the characters. I can see why people might have a problem watching it (like you). I really enjoyed it though.

I said if you have no debt. Mortgage and student loans are debt bro. The point of the mr money moustache approach is to erase all debt, and never have debt again.

God bless you joeboo

Learn how to travel hack and credit card churn/manufacture spending. He shouldn't ever have to pay for a vacation again (outside of minimal fees for airlines and hotels) if he does it right. If you have no debt $34k is actually a lot of money to spend in a year if you think about it.

What's the stripper version of Eskimo brothers?

There are certain things I will eat and certain things I won't eat at a strip club

Then he just needs to drink the hydrogen peroxide. Just press some garlic into it to help it go down smoother.

Except that you're literally throwing money away based on risk. Putting the money into paying off the loan early is guaranteed to save you X amount of money. Investing that money is not even close to guaranteed to earn you X%.

Oh I'll boil her down alright

Yeah, bored housewives need to feel like they have something to add to a conversation other than "the kids made a mess with the playdough again and I spent 2 hours trying to get it out of allison's hair"

Or the other way around. Bad day at work she wants some tender care and affection. Good day at work she's elated and energetic and full of adrenaline.

You sound like a woman. Just tell her instead of acting vindictive and saying stupid shit like "you should just know". Sounds like you also don't make any moves, just expect her to start on you. Yea, you sound a lot like a woman.

You know why I don't vote (in non-local elections)? Because I never have a dog in that race.

Went there too. Also just got back from Hopworks.

So Portland Oregon is a pretty awesome beer city. Food is about as expensive as NYC but beer is dirt cheap, and awesome. Gone to Deschutes, Bridgeport, Cascade and one other I can't remember the name of so far. Apex or something?

You'd save even more if you brewed yourself and kegged using a corny keg yourself.

I don't follow you.

I've never heard of this before. Ever. For a few reasons. 1) Most states have ridiculous deposit laws for kegs. CT for example has something like a $35 deposit, so if you don't return the keg, goodbye deposit 2) I don't think there are any breweries that would ever fill a barrel of any size...

To be fair I've dated a few Vegans and exactly 0% of them were hairy. One had a tidy little landing strip, the other two were completely shaven. All three had dynamite bodies. So I'm not really knocking the establishment. Just giving Fifey a hard time. Of course they were East Coast...

Well if she doesn't she has absolutely nothing going for her.

You want me to go to a Vegan strip club? They only hire Vegan strippers? Go ride a bike.

Flying out to Portland tonight. Maybe I'll get a breakfast pizza while I'm there.

Yes, and make sure you doxx her in the assets. Regularly.

I'm alright with you not believing me. Really I am.

It wasn't a big deal, I was one of the weaker guys at that gym. It was also 10 years ago, long before smartphones were a thing.

Come visit me. Come ask the friends I lifted with how much they've seen me put up. In the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter. That was young, strapping 22 year old Khane. Hurt, defeated, soft 32 year old Khane can't do that anymore. And if I tried to get back to that kind of weight I'd...

This is the first time I've ever done this. The kits I bought certainly cannot be re-used because you pretty much can't remove them without ripping them.

The heavier plastic because it will be cheaper. Cost is the only reason.

If I get a heavier guage plastic roll instead of the window kits will the tape you linked be sturdy enough to hold it in place? I'm debating doing that instead of buying these cheap, thin kits. I don't give a shit if I can't see out the windows in the winter. I don't get home until after dark...

Is Eidal challenging Ossoi? "Bro, trainers are fuckin stupid. Every trainer I ever see has people doing the dumbest shit." "Ok, so what do you suggest?" "Have you tried picking up heavy shit? Just pick up heavy shit bro."

Mr. Money Moustache isn't actually retired. He's "semi retired". He has a home building business. Which is probably what everyone would do in his shoes. He no longer NEEDS income from employment so he can essentially give the middle finger to doing anything except for what he really enjoys and...