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Jesus Christ, this is why everyone needs a good friend with nothing to lose. Anything like that ever happened to my sister or my friend's family, and I'd completely dismantle everyone involved. So glad to hear that it seems to be working itself out.

Grats. Still a long ways off but 7* Wilhelm is gamebreaking.

Sounds like she's back to where she was in the original. God tier if you're a conflag ninja, otherwise gtfo.

You'll never catch me betting against Conor in the octagon, but you'll also never catch me not hoping he gets his face caved in.

Out of curiosity I used the 90% ticket on the Tidus banner, got a blue mog which is what I expected. Seems likely a 70% ticket would be the same, if GL ever gets those.

In all fairness, I was wrong. I have 6 95+ dragonites and a 100% dratini.

6 hour lures? motherfucker there aren't even 6 pokestops in my goddamn town, when do you think the last time someone actually used a lure around here was?

So are there still any fishing websites/programs that show spawns in your area? That was the only thing that made small town play even remotely tolerable.

Fuck you, I was about to post that. Oh well, here's this one.

most of my dragonites are breath/claw, think one was wing/pulse for defending.

I quit playing before Draco Meteor was added to the game. I know it's a funky tutor move in real pokemon, so I assume from your gloating tone that you have to do something special to get it in Go?

That's actually a really good question, I've never used a 10 or a 30 on a moogle banner.

I have a legacy clefable. Is pound/moonblast still op? Gonna guess not kek

Yeah dragon tail and outrage didn't even exist when I played last. Guess I should dust off my 5 95+ dragonites and see whats up

Sounds like they revamped combat quite a bit, cause during gen 1 the difference between best and worst moves was ultimately kinda negligible

Oh yeah at the time I assumed legendaries would never actually come out. How the fuck is Jolteon better than Ampharos unless they redid the conversion formula? Jolteon has tons of speed and fast pokemon get buttfucked in the conversion to Go.

Did they change the formula conversions? Back when I calc a bunch of future gens Ampharos was one of the strongest electric types in the game due to its super low speed.

Except Ampharos doesn't have STAB with dragon moves unless mega-evolved. Is STAB no longer the most important thing in the game?

See when I quit I had a 100% perfect move machamp that still struggled to take down an even level snorlax.

Is Machamp no longer trash tier or something?

I quit shortly after they changed it so you couldn't play from rooted phones. I assumed people would work around that before long, but I didn't care enough to keep playing in the meantime.

4* ticket is only a 5% chance of a rainbow. But the 10% rainbow tickets are generally a joke, there's a reason we called them 90% disappointment tickets on JP.

Understatement of the century right here. Jake isn't just pretty bad, he's one of the worst rainbows ever, if not the worst. If you had to pay to be able to NOT pull on this banner, it would be a worthwhile investment.

Well that was part of the problem, Chysamere wouldn't stfu about Tokyo so I started spoofing around a bit to see what other places were like and once I got a taste of it I couldn't stomach going back to my 1500 pop town. But even if you aren't playing in a pokemecca like Central Park, any...

Try spoofing to Central Park, Santa Monica Pier, or basically anywhere in Tokyo. It's a completely different game.

Too bad the game is basically unplayable for me without spoofing to a more populated area.

lol @ folka being shit tier like ayaka

Glands in my neck aren't swollen, it's a muscle apparently. wtf

That's a profound insult to cartoons for pre-teens.

Sorry I meant that was my plan B, I wasn't advocating for it. If you have a formal diagnosis look into getting a prescription for Lamictal, has had a lot of good results treating Bi-Polar Disorder.

Not waiting around for death.

Do what I do. Check out of life, sleep 12-16 hours a day, make enraged semi-coherent posts on the internet, and just generally wait around for death.

glauca

He'd have to be wrestling AJ Styles, not Undertaker.

I find your response humorous considering you're a retarded faggot.

I know you didn't ask, but the source is High Temperature, from The Life Erotic. Paul Black is basically the Guillermo del Toro of porn.

Realize im a bit late here, but the correct answer was shoot Kathleen twice and then pistol whip her corpse a few times for good measure.

Here I was coming to bitch about having to wait until Monday to deal with these grotesquely swollen lymph nodes in my neck because I don't want to go to the ER, and see some dude talking about missing digits. dafuq

The only 'source' for his identity at this point is some random german paper who themselves did not cite any sources for their claims. And even if it doesn't turn out to be a sand wakandan THIS TIME, what does that make the score now, native germans 2, dune dindus 400?

Lowering the rating on cappers might be the first thing that the fucktards who generate the unit ratings for the GL wiki have ever gotten right. Like Sinzar hinted at, you never have room for 2 chainers + a capper in 10 mans except when you need to start dps stacking for certain phases. You...