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Welp congrats Evil Empire. Falcons clearly did not want to win this game, despite the 4 TDs you spotted them.

Where were you the other 58 minutes of this game?

Obvious pick is obvious. That bullshit play needs to be called next year by the refs. I say this as a Packer fan whose team abuses the shit out of "rub routes" a ton.

Darth Bill's deal with Satan is still intact against teams not named Giants, I see.

Nice to see the Pats still running picks every other play. Course this late in the SB almost nothing will get called, either direction.

I can't believe the Falcons are going to piss this one away. Pats fans are going to be even more insufferable than when Wilson threw that pick two years ago.

Nice choke hold. Too bad the face mask did not get called.

Credit Darth Bill, though. He went into 4 down mode early enough for it to make a difference. Falcons need to get a killer instinct though and stop doing the obvious 1st down toss bullshit. If they lose this game it will be due to their offensive play calling in the second half. That and...

Pats tightened up the run D and the Falcons have been slow to adjust. That fumble was inexcusable, though. That blitz should have been picked up.

Pats self destructing now. Course, they go to the SB so much that this is just another game to them, compared to other teams. If this were Seattle, punches would be being thrown by now.

Shanahan will need at least four years just to unfuck all the damage they have done to themselves in the last two. Niners have problems that even Darth Bill cannot solves. As for the game, hats off to the Falcons they are the real deal this year. I seriously did not think they were this good...

Adam Driver Snickers commercial might be the best one so far.

If the pats worked the line as had as they worked the refs they might not be down two scores right now. This is what happens when you spend all year playing the AFC East and South.

I didn't like BB enough to play the DLC, so I have no idea about Ludwig the boss. What I was saying is that in vanilla the game became a total face roll after you got the Ludwig sword, which is a claim I stand by. I did like the gothic horror feel of the game, I just did not care for the...

While I dont like BB on the same level as any of the souls games, its still an amazing game in its own right and has a much different look and feel to it thats worth experiencing. If you don't care for slow methodical combat and prefer furious twitch combat, you will like BB a lot more. But BB...

Not that it matters, but I did say half a week, so I guess the retarded thing is your reading comprehension? I understand, though, since you were probably in a hurry to get to the part of the post involving you giving Brady a happy ending.

I was a relentless a_skeleton_03 basher on the prior boards. Taking on this responsibility gets him some slack. He is not imposing his political views on the board or letting two attention whores take giant shits all over the place. A minor lapse in judgement from time to time is not a big...

Abstaining. No way Moon Bat should have ever lost. The dude is the New England Asterisks of Asshattery.

Abstaining. No way Moon Bat should have ever lost. The dude is the New England Asterisks of Asshattery.

Grinding down the field is different than parking the ball one square out with two guards and then spending the entire half raping someone's roster. I respect the cage grind and its the main way ball control teams win (Dwarves, Ogres, Nurgle, some Zon builds), but if you want to keep new people...

Mace is interesting and great for clearing trash, but it never did it for me against boss monsters, so I stopped using it pretty much after the pirate city part of the game. The two handed clubs, while requiring really precise timing, are fun as hell though.

Rewriting the history books is step to in the Orwellian playbook of how to take over a culture. IF you think this shit isn't harmful, remember most dipshits think they know everything about the battle of Thermopylae from watching 300.

I think the Pats will likely win (though I am rooting for ATL), but its not going to be easy. I expect this game to be a great deal like their first SB appearance under Brady, actually. ATL did get inside rush on the Packers, but that was only after we lost two starters on the line. The Pats...

So I think what we have learned here is that Uber is the sort of cunt who will make multiple avatar gets and Burnem is the kind of cunt who requires a notary present to hold to his bets. Everyone is a loser here, including us for witnessing this shitshow.

PS- You're both terrible people, but Uber is mostly correct.

At least the NFC North typically has two playoff teams every year and not always the same two. Sanchez era Jets were the last team to ever even challenge the Pats for the division. And the Fins got in this year for the same reason NE coasted to the SB; they got to play the AFC South and the...

I don't think a team has ever had an easier path to the SB in the salary cap era than New England. At least they might have to work a little to win another ring. Not really Darth Bill's fault that the entire rest of the AFC sucks balls, though. On the Packers front, Ted needs to go. This...

The pats D thrives on taking the main weapon away and Atlanta really doesn't have one. If Atlanta plays as well on D as they did today they should be a tough game for the Asterisks, certainly tougher than anything in the AFC has given them. Both teams are mostly healthy, too. But I don't rule...

Agree, but the problems with this team this year involve the secondary and a general allergy to free agency. We were lucky to get this far after hamstringing our own roster this bad. If we had any other QB we would have been a sub 500 team.

Packers fans tend to be more realistic about our team and (in my personal experience) Falcons fans tend to be a bit classier than most, probably a conscious effort to be a better fan base after the Vick dog stuff and the Glanville years.

Well at least McFatass is on pace to beat old Marty's record for losing conference championship games. He's already lost three of them.

People will call for Capers head again after this, but the fact is even when healthy our secondary has zero talent beyond Clinton-Dix and you can't stop a top tier offense like Atlanta without actual talent in the backfield. The moment the offense sputters we get spanked and can't come back...

That's why we should have kept Khun another year. Dude knew how to pick up a blitz, catch a pass, and had one fumble his entire career. Ripkowski, not so much.... Grats SB Falcons. The air finally came out of the balloon for us.

Cad vs. LulzSect Not even a contest. Tolan vs. Tanoomba Seems like a major showdown, but I guarantee that Tolan is not on as many ignore lists as Moonbat. Woolygimp vs. Screamfeeder Wooly could be alive and shitposting ten times as much as he did and still not catch Bottomfeeder. olscratch...

This looks familiar.

If the Packers had not gotten hit with the flu this close to the game, I would have at best given them a 50/50 shot at this game. The only playoff team the Falcons have beaten in the last couple months were the Seahawks who suck balls on the road and were beat to shit. Most of their win...

@MethHawk- Pats cheat more, they are just better at it like everything else for the most part. But like I said earlier, the cover-up is what gets you busted and Carrol admitted to doing it immediately. They will get a slap on the wrist, at best.

Packers got hit with it too. Assuming Falcons are not a mirage (they had an easier schedule than the Pats), that probably seals the win for them. Rodgers has never played well while ill. Word is he and several of the receivers came down with that bug.

Cad vs. popsicledeath Neither is an asshat, so I flipped a coin. LulzSect vs. Hoss Lulsect is going to go deep in this until he hits a real contender. Gravel vs. Tolan Like this is even a real contest. tanoomba vs. Big Flex Just crown Moonbat already Tuco vs. Wollygimp No contest...

@Gankak It was five guys over a two year period, and Sheman weaseled out of it on a technicality. The bulk of the other four guys had their suspensions spread out over the season (except Barbre who got cut before he could serve the suspension). I won't say its a Seahawk problem, but it is...