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  1. Phazael

    Master of Orion

    Jesus Tad, I would have figured that the whole Malaysian airlines fiasco might have tempered your zealotry a bit, but I guess not. Have fun getting out microed by Koreans and stutter pausing your way through single player, I guess. Only an ADD person finds that more enjoyable than considering...
  2. Phazael

    Lucifer

    Yeah guilty pleasure for sure, being bolstered by the main ?protagonist's acting. I am enjoying it a lot for what it is.
  3. Phazael

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    I have to hand it to you guys. You are putting an amazing amount of effort into making this thread even worse than it was when it was just Lyrical masturbating to Batman for 30 pages. I still think the movie is going to be worse than this thread, though.
  4. Phazael

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Years of being a shut in and living like a mushroom will result in soft skin.
  5. Phazael

    Master of Orion

    That tactic only works at lower difficulties and even then the Darlocks have to not exist. Besides, taking telepathic and making empty ships large enough to qualify for the mind control takeover was a far bigger exploit in the early game. Anyhow, my point stands. RTS battles are a mistake...
  6. Phazael

    Master of Orion

    Moo2 already did that per population shit in the planetary display. I know this because I actually played a game of it this weekend. It also had custom races, custom designed ships, no star lanes, and actual working AI. Things even that abortion Moo3 had. Did you even play Moo2?
  7. Phazael

    Master of Orion

    1) Auto on inconsequential fights that one side is sure to win? Of course. Balanced fights where tactics matter? Not a chance. No one is arguing that, Sir Strawman. 2) How about every game in the series (including that abortion Moo3) used turn based only because that is how 4x plays...
  8. Phazael

    Master of Orion

    So basically, pause every other second because the allied AI is retarded kind of like Baldur's Gate or PoE? Yeah, no thanks. I will just keep playing Moo2, instead.
  9. Phazael

    Master of Orion

    If the timed turn shit is for MP only, fine. If they let the Russian MP desires for this title pollute the single player experience, then we can add this to the long list of Putin's war crimes. And seriously, fuck the RTS in battles too. You basically kill anything resembling a swarm fleet...
  10. Phazael

    Master of Orion

    Any degree of RTS will put this into sub MOO3 shit levels. This is not a genre for RTS elements. It is 4x and people love it because you don't have to be a Korean mainlining redbull to micromanage your army, like StarCraft. Also, fuck MP emphasis (aka we are too lazy to program a good AI...
  11. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Ok, putting hyperbole aside for a moment, how much leeway is granted on enforcement of these things in Canada? Can their equivalent of the executive choose not to aggressively pursue the enforcement of certain laws, like how Obama dialed back the pot law enforcement?
  12. Phazael

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    FW, you know better than anyone that women are never happy with the hand they are dealt. My wife has giant tits and bitches about them constantly, meanwhile her friend who has Mist like Skeeter bite tits complains just as much. And yet another friend with average sized funbags also complains...
  13. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Your relationship with your mother must be a lot different than mine, Alex.
  14. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Will the courts of Cuckada even care at this point? The fact that some dude almost went to jail for mildly disagreeing on twitter with some psycho cunt he didn't even fuck suggests this is not the case.
  15. Phazael

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Better than being bitch tits Bob. Trust me, as a fat man I had to work hard to make sure I marred someone with a bigger rack than myself. Also, Mist clearly just loves being miserable and bitching about it, hence her complete disregard for the numerous well intentioned suggestions he/she/it...
  16. Phazael

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    On the one hand, everything Hodj said up to his Rickshawing was demonstrably correct. On the other hand, I think the cheap shot he took at Tarrant was a bridge too far. This especially true when you consider how many ways one can make fun of Tarrant without citing his current life situation...
  17. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Maybe she can get one of those Mexicans she is getting drilled by to pick up the house for her.
  18. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Should we quote the last 900 pages of this thread? Women are merciless and malicious during breakups. If she had time to plan, it means she has a head start in a situation where the deck was already going to be stacked in her favor. Also, what Hoss said.
  19. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    ^This. Pretty much the sole reason I frequent this thread is to make me appreciate my wife more. I cannot even imagine how tough Tarrant has it right now. Then you have assholes like wormie who just trash everything because they want to stick their dick in the newer younger model, too...
  20. Phazael

    Deadpool (2016)

    Colossus was basically playing the part of Captain America here, the moral compass straight man. He was the weakest link by design. Angel Dust was probably the least well executed part of the movie, but she was a last minute budget rewrite and there to give the viewer some action at the end...
  21. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sure you realize this, but it bears repeating. This is part of the whole "appear sane" routine, as well. Actually wanting to be happy and in a healthy relationship was not enough for her to conquer her crazy. But you can bet your ass that fucking you over as hard as possible for a bunch of...
  22. Phazael

    Deadpool (2016)

    Might be too old, but Clancy Brown would crush it as Cable. Also, I agree that this movie is the same breath of fresh air and awesome that Fury Road was.
  23. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well you have to pick your compromise. My wife is chunky, but she is not a hagbeast. Looks are going to go, so I went for the brains and attitude instead. If looks land at the top of your priority list, you probably are not going to make it in a LTR anyhow. I am not saying marry Shelly, I am...
  24. Phazael

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Its like Michael Moore and Trex had a 40 year old baby.
  25. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Elope and blow the money on the reception party. That's what my wife and I did and we saved everyone a lot of hassle and money. Plus, our receptions (had one in CA and one in WI) were a lot more memorable than any of the poofta weddings I have been/sung at over the years. No one remembers the...
  26. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    a_skeleton_03 is the same guy who snagged nudies off of his wife's friend's HD because he felt entitled to do so (/implication.jpg) and traded Vicodin for nudes from the Meagan Fox of Ohio. I am not terribly worried about any relationship advice he might have because I am fairly certain he has...
  27. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Funny you say this. I was the SK main puller and side tank while leading mybguild in EQ. My now wife ran the healers and managed our phone contacts (pre VoIP), but we didnt so much as flirt for the first five years in the guild until a mutual friend basically shoved us together. These...
  28. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well, my wife is into Disney, which I am not since I am straight, over 14, and have a penis. I am also into WW2 type shit she has zero interest in, as well as Souls games and fighting games. So we do have a couple of things we are into on our own. As for time apart, well work tends to do that...
  29. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Your wives all suck I guess. My wife is playing FO4 survival side by side with me (two TVs in our BR plus one for TV) and is making me go to the gaming con on Valentines day weekend. She won't play the broke dick hard games, but she like playing group StarCraft and numerous competitive board...
  30. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The cutting point seems to be kids. Now, my wife and I are unusual in that we are best friends and do all the same hobbies. We are constantly looking for people to board game with and so on, but the married ones drift off and then vanish entirely the moment it is time to crank out a fuck trophy.
  31. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    The 2k Ravens was an amazing D, but they also faced arguably one of the weakest schedules of any SB team in the modern era. They also did not stay relevant past a year or two the way the Steel Curtain (and Purple People Eaters) did. Seattle might make it into that category, but its hard to...
  32. Phazael

    Bloodborne

    Yeah 2h Axe until you get Ludwigs pretty much is EZ mode for this game, in general.
  33. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Those two statements do not compute together. You may actually believe all that, but given your self admitted track record I think you actually got put in the friend zone and do not realize it. And now that you are single again, she can milk you for money by paying attention to you again...
  34. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    There have actually been a lot of amazing Ds that did not make the post season, due to the extreme ineptitude of their offense. In the modern era, the Texans and Rams spring immediately to mind, with great years at D but with anemic offences that could not even put up the ten to 14 points...
  35. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    All said and done, this was an interesting season. Lots of major injuries, but the usual suspects still mostly crawled into the playoffs. I think the inside rush and rattled nerves (first SB) factored into the unexpected Panther performance issues, but I was glad to see either team win...
  36. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Are you dense enough to think I am a Denver fan? Wait, nm. Its Uber. For the record, while I would not mind either team winning one, I like NC getting one because it spreads the love around, which is what makes the NFL unique among American sports.
  37. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    LOL at Brady getting booed at the MVP rollout.
  38. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think we narrowed down Eomer's problem right here... well one of the main ones anyhow. Plus dude... Really? You don't rebound from one crater by going back to someone who already friendzoned your ass once. You need to start fresh.
  39. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Why would he settle for anything less, guilty or innocent, especially up in Feels Land Canada? Even a half assedly executed false sexual assault claim can permafuck your life. I know I wouldn't take ANY chances in the USA and the burden of proof is greater down here.