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  1. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Matt Ryan doing a nice Romo impression to let the Eagles back in.
  2. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    If you want to count the AFC and NFC South games, sure I guess...?
  3. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    No one was hopping on the Eagles bandwagon. Don't mistake people coming to watch a good dumpster fire with actual support.
  4. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Unless Atlanta magically got better on D, I think the Eagles might struggle to match their 5 wins from last season. Pre-Season is over.
  5. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Ask and ye shall receive. ... and the AFC South Shitshow continues.
  6. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Yeah Kelly calling a naked bootleg with glass jaw Sam this early in the season must mean he wants the Sanchez era to begin asap.
  7. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    @ Daz- You did watch that game last night, right? The Cowboys did all they could to lose that game, but failed comedian Eli Manning was having none of that shit.
  8. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    As bad as Dallas looked last night, at least they have a defense. Eagles will crap out in the Wildcard round, if they even make it in with the free 6ish wins they get from NYG, Deadskins, and the NFC South. On the other side, is it my imagination or is Atlanta's secondary a lot better this year?
  9. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    If all the Iggles wanted to do was run check downs and miss out routes, they could have kept Foles.
  10. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    That college style O is great for beating shitty teams, but not for competent ones. Side note: Sure seems like PI is getting called a lot less so far. I am fine with trading more physical play for the ball in exchange for the defenseless receiver rules. Flacco and Wilson will have to learn...
  11. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I didn't say it was ideal. Ideal would be to drop or reschedule classes to avoid this woman. Wormie has basically said that he knows the logic and can't control himself anyhow, so my suggestion is more about him deliberately sabotaging himself from being able to take Keg's dudebro suggestion...
  12. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The simplest way to end any temptation without causing problems would be to put off plans for a semester. Since you seem unwilling to do that, do something that will require her and your wife to interact, like studying at your home when the wife is around. Having your wife know who she is...
  13. Phazael

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    The fall of civilization was also pretty gradual in the universe, also. Not an overnight nuke fest, plus Australia was one of the last civilized areas to fall apart.
  14. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Frenzied is spot on. You have a perfect marriage, why would you trash that to bang some random 20 something you have little to no history with? Go rub one out or something. Taking a leap into the crazy zone is not worth ruining something like you describe, unless there is more that you are...
  15. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Boomer actually won some playoff games, though. More like Kyle Orton.....
  16. Phazael

    Suicide Squad (2016)

    Even a blind squirrel gets an acorn every once in a while, I guess.
  17. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Mist, there is the military and then there are the Marines (and special forces). I know from personal experience their are women who can shoot and do the demanding shit required by those groups, but the moment they start pushing outliers through to meet a political quota we put the other...
  18. Phazael

    Blunt Talk starring Patrick Stewart on Starz

    I like the butler guy and his boss. Richard Lewis is solid, too. The other characters are kind of weak, though. The show is hilarious on a lot of levels, though. Hopefully it centers on Blunt and they smooth some of the rough edges out over this first season, because I think I really like...
  19. Phazael

    The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

    He was messy when the Report first started, too. If they give him a year, he will find his stride like he did on CC.
  20. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    NFC- North- Packers, because the Vikings are not ready yet and the other two teams are dumpster fires East- Cowboys, because Bradford is made of glass and Chip's offense will be as lame as last year when defenses start giving a shit. West- Seahawks, because not having to try against San Fran...
  21. Phazael

    Mad Max

    That game already exists. Its called Elite Beat Agents. I do like this game, but it has its flaws. Open world post apoc games are hard to come by and this game nails the movie universe. Repetitiveness and mushy driving controls land it in B- territory for me.
  22. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Hopefully this teaches him to never suck Sark's dick again.
  23. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Yeah even if you are innocent of wrong doing you should at least have the good sense not to be seen schmoozing with the judge who let your golden goose off the hook, especially less than a week after the verdict. Brady may well wiggle out of this, but everyone outside of Pats Homers is going to...
  24. Phazael

    The Pinball Thread

    I have played most of the ones on Pinball Arcade in real life at various points. If I had the space for it, I would probably go out and get a Centaur, Tommy, or STNG table. But alas, I have to live with emulation.
  25. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Yeah, rookie move on his part. The fact that he does not have an established disciplinary arbiter lined up on retainer, given the large amounts of general fuckery that go on in the NFL off the field, is borderline negligent on his part. The NFL played the wrong angle here, though. The right...
  26. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    At this point, the NFL has to pursue this to the bitter end. They picked this hill to die on for this issue. Basically, if they don't, then its a green light to cheat in any way you think you can get away with from here on out. Imagine Jerrah and the Deadskins going back and sueing over all...
  27. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Serious suggestion: Take a break from this and any other online activity and just take some me time this weekend to sort your thoughts out. A couple days free from annoyance and distraction will do wonders for your clarity of thought.
  28. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    How goes operation Ripcord, Tarrant? You settle in on what you intend to do?
  29. Phazael

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    PS- I am sure Tarrant's marital issues are not helping his clarity of thought, either.
  30. Phazael

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Having never wandered into that thread prior to last night (was curious what got P ganked), I can safely say that thread is mostly Troll attention whoring, while some other people with real issues are trying to work things out. Picasso got RRPed for pointing that out to Tarrant, albeit in a...
  31. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Bucs are actually a fun and scrappy team. Always have been. I liked them even when they were part of the NFC north and we had to play them. I can get following them for the same reason I adopted the Chargers as my local team to watch.
  32. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Nobody brings the retard game like Column. But I have to admit with GBs lack of conditioning getting our entire WR corps and O-Line on IR, this is Dallas's season to lose. Which of course means they will go 8-8......
  33. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Like it or not, we draw those hard lines in several places in society. Driving age, drinking age, voting age, and so on. In the pre- information age it was not as big of a deal because it was not as obvious that kids were banging, but in the era of dick picks and sexting nothing ever gets kept...
  34. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Ask Bears fans.
  35. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    When the zombie apocalypse happens and ammo starts running low, Jarts are a good fallback weapon. I am amazed no one got killed when we played that shit back when I was a kid.
  36. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I am C) all the above and still think the generalization is accurate.
  37. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well, in my experience, age 30 is the turning point for both men and women. If women are going to shed the crazy (and men the stupid), that's generally when it happens and they get their shit together. Might be different with the Millennialls and their fucked up values system, though.
  38. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Can't speak for others, but I had no problem with you wanting to pull the rip cord based on the vague cancel shit. That is usually a red flag that indicates lying or crazy. Neither of those is good, obviously. Considering she is apparently willing to cry faux rape to get her way, its probably...
  39. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This times 1000. Might be time to change your dating pool to something older, more stable, and more sane, as well. Right on the money for cutting that shit loose.