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I one shot tiche with my 2hand unga bunga, which is the also the 1st time I fought her at all. Then playing through with DMGS and she kept cleaning my clock

I wonder if you can order them with different breast sizes like the OG Tifa. Not wondering for any particular reason...

For me, dragon type enemies have always been the easier of the Elden Ring bosses. I one shot Fortissax the first play through and only took a couple runs for Plucidisax.

There's an easier way to cheese him. There's a wall you can run up and he will attempt to follow you up. He'll then eventually fall and take full damage and die.

according to the wiki her only fans made 1 million on the 1st day alone. Moral of the story, there's plenty of degenerates out there.

Someone did a "speed run" of all bosses, which means anything with a health bar at the bottom. The total count is 165. Took him 9 hours. The only thing I didn't like is he took advantage of glitching to get his weapon of choice and +10 it right away, and glitched out some bosses in the...

Zog hasn't posted since this morning, he's probably near exhaustion from furiously masturbating all day

My ranking is Newman's Own > Home Run > Screamin', though I usually get screamin/Home run since newmans rarely go on sale.

Those were on sale for me last week, buy two for x$ off

Hindenburg just announced they're short TWTR

Jboots got nerfed almost every patch

If mimic is dying to soon, try dragon knight kristoff. Doesn't do as much damage but much tankier

Yep

I was pure caster up until I got the DMGS, but finished mostly using DMGS supported by greatblade phalanx

So far I've beaten the game with Str Colossal weapon unga bunga, power stance bleed twinblade, DMGS, and Shield/Poke. Unless someone can throw out a cool looking build I think its time to shelve this one until the next DLC.

That's every melee build though

Killed Malenia, Placidusax, and all other optional bosses and Elden beast with this build. Only thing I did different was switch to the Mohg spear. Its a little slower but staggers all the bosses even while doing the light attack behind shield pokes. It's not as boring as people think because...

Have to give props to that guy, most people pussy out videoing explosions at the first flash. He held steady through 3. Also, the aftermath of that explosion, over 170 dead

True, which means people still trying to time it are now flirting with missing the market going back up. Anyone who went to cash in January is up around 20%, the average bear market was -37%. So how much more are those in cash willing to risk to try to capture a few more % gains?

Someone posted a stat that the average of the 19 bear markets was 290 days which would mean this continues to October

Million dollar question is when are you going to buy back in? What's your plan?

wtf I love fact checkers now

I'll start crunching the numbers. I also take a shit before mowing for maxing weight reducing efficiency.

I was merely correlating that if the 40v with 2 batteries could do it, the 80v with two batteries could do it