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It's a trap, right?

I don't get it... Did you leave the crock pot cooking for eight hours, or leave the meat sitting out at room temperature for eight hours?

I'm not going to take advice from someone with a minimal degree in a field. A Bachelor's degree is rudimentary knowledge in whatever subject. Advanced degrees require much more study and provide a much deeper understanding of the topic. You are not going to convince me that AOC is a great mind...

Having a particular degree (bachelor) doesn't make you an expert. Are you for real? I know such and such because I read a book. That's some flawed logic.

Oh no, of course not. And another damn thing that gets me rustled. I hate the fucking ass shaking, stupid twerking bullshit. When the fucking fuck did that get to be a thing that's attractive. An otherwise gorgeous girl with a fine body starts that nonsense, and I scroll as quickly as possible...

It happens a lot in the Backside thread... When these women are showing off their ass, but have to put their fingers where the cheeks meet the leg. It is not sexy. Is the butt too saggy to just let us see it. It certainly does not add to the allure. What the fuck are you trying to hide?

Idiots, it's fucking makeup to hide her old ass face. Bitch was never attractive to me. Pic not related...

I have the weirdest boner...

Pregnant chicks are freaking hot. Pic not related, mostly.

Give me the one in back over that fat pig every time.

Why am I watching it again, still expecting a dick?

pic not related, oblig Is she old enough to have her ass eaten?

Fuck that sexy as hell when the girls do it. Pic unrelated, oblig.

Is this a parody? Everyone knows that the witnesses and testimony is gathered in the House. The Senate just goes over what the House sends. Pic unrelated, sort of:

Seriously, some stranger dies and people are weepy. People die every day. Flags will be flying half mast for some dude who was good at a child's game.

You're right, I apologize. You see, I'm a lurker and don't really care if you get butthurt about me not posting a pic. I do it just to get jackasses like you to react. But, you asked for it...

I have the weirdest boner...

Holy crap, that took waaayyy longer to figure out than it should have...

I love eating a sweaty butthole.

I just have one thing to say to the asshat who couldn't even get a unanimous decision in the first round against some no name asshole... Fuck off @Brando!

Fuck the unanimous decision

No shutout for @Brando, does the pain ever go away?

I don't actually give a shit enough to research it, but one vote would have made sense if I had voted.

Which one of you assclowns actually voted for me? I didn't even vote for myself. Now that I'm out of the race, I'd like to say something to my former opponent. Fuck off, @Brando .

Seriously dude, piss off. I'm not quite old enough to be a Boomer. Parents were boomers, you can lick my sack.

Another thing, I have no idea what worfed or picarded, or half the shit means. I think haram means fat... What the fuck?

And, I'm the best asshat ever.

But, I hope that someone wins.

I won't be voting.

Like all elections, I choose not to participate.

Fuck off, @Brando

@Brando vs @wellijustdontknow, I never had a chance. But I would like to say to my most worthy opponent, Fuck off, Brando.

Fuck off, Brando.

He's a prick.

Fuck all y'all. I don't even want the trophy. I know that I am the biggest asshat ever. Btw, fuck you brando.

Wellijustdontknow

Fuck al y'all motherfuckers! Mt rant was far and away the best motherfucker. You motherfuckers sucking each other's motherfucking cocks, and I ain't even getting my taint stroked. Fuck you, you motherfucking motherfuckers you!

Y'alls some judgy motherfuckers, have you seen the shit on this forum. I make a joke and your panties knot up. Pics or gtfo, too.

I have the weirdest boner!