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1. Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson. 2. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled. 3. A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around. 4. Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars. 5. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A...

My goal for 2021 was to lose 10 pounds. Only have 14 to go. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce, and cheese. FINE, it was a pizza ... OK, I ate a pizza! Are you happy now? How to prepare Tofu: a. Throw it in the trash...

Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases told the President: "This morning, 3 Brazilians were killed by Covid-19." Trump's face went egg-shell white with shock. The blood drained from his face and to everyone’s amazement he collapsed on the...