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Since starting to play early in the year, this is by far the worst, most boring meta I've seen yet. Tired of seeing control deck after control deck. So boring, so slow to play. 15 of lands out in no time, perpetually doing this or that, 3/4 decks based on Field of the Dead in one capacity or...

Oh my god. This card is annoying. I just built a quick deck around it and immediately won two games where people were playing slow burn decks and I milled them super fast. And no Gaea's blessing anymore. I'm sure this gets shit on by a lot of things, but amusing jank.

The only thing I find annoying about them to any extent is when some women have one that for lack of a better way to describe it, is too short in length and you bottom out. I do not have some porn star size dick (like six something inches) but I’ve dated women who couldn’t be pounded in doggy...

I’d say that’s generally true. I think I actually want a wrist release for target shooting also. I like my Stan but it’s kinda a hassle when you’re walking around at range where you go from target to target and you have to keep track of it. I know I could tether it somehow but meh. I’m not a...

I only find this movie amusing in concept because I knew someone 20 years ago who had that same exact haircut with grey hair and kinda looks like him. Fucking old twat I used to play racquetball with in 1999-2000ish. Guy was like 65 and a total weirdo but he was good and could play circles...

I watched this last night. It was a lot of fun, I recommend it. You think it’s predictable in spots then they throw in some twists. It’s got some good dark humor.

Wow that seems really good.

Netflix really is full of shit these days. I don’t even know what the fuck 75 percent of it is. 200 different series no one has heard of, B-level movies, garbage that looks straight to video, etc etc. Very few “classic” movies available for streaming as what it used to be like in my mind.

So, I was with some friends last night and browsing through Netflix and we saw this and not knowing anything about it, turned it on. Holy shit. I just wanted to reply to this thread because this movie is so viscerally bad. We actually had a good time watching it just to make fun of it. This...

The thing that still weirds me out is so frequently getting three of the same cards in the original draw or during a mulligan. There’s no way that’s at all natural. Just use a totally randomized shuffle already and stop using whatever weird seed they are.

My Hoyt Carbon Matrix G3. I haven’t taken it out in many months. 😬 I’ve barely shot it with the Lite King Pin or the drop away rest. Isn’t even dialed in yet. I really need to take the time to go out with it more.

Thinking about getting a 2020 Outback with the new turbo they’re coming out with. It was a choice between the OB or a Tacoma as my “utility vehicle” and the OB fits the bill more for me. Not to mention 3500lb towing capacity so I could get a trailer for anything bigger. I’m in the Bay Area...

Not gonna argue that, but I found there was something enjoyable or funny even in those parts (i.e. scenes like him talking to the little girl.)

This movie was excellent. How you can say this is bad in the face of all the faggoty neverending superhero movies the American populace consumes? This was stylish, fun, the cinematography was great, the mixture of fact and fiction were great, the ending was hilarious. Sure a lot of it didn't...

I first read this as “bingo iv my thicc hamp” and I was like wtf does that mean, then I’m like ohhhh, “mythic champ” and not Cockney slang.

The funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. This morning I had three lands out, two Risen Reefs in hand, a mirror image, and a murder. Guy thought erasures my hand and immediately conceded at lightning speed. Like, I don’t even know how he hit the button so fast. 😂

Nobody wants to play against a gigantic lemur-sloth that can grab airplanes out of the sky. 😬

Honestly I'm becoming very unmotivated to play anymore due to a constant stream of fucktards playing so goddamn slow. Like every other fucking game some dipshit is taking 1-2 minutes to play their hands even when 1 or 2 lands are out. It's making it really boring and frustrating. I've only...

Why are mono blue players so goddamn retarded. No group (aside from red/blue) is so goddamn slow. Play your fucking cards already, this isn't rocket science. I figured I'd try ranked again and I'm immediately annoyed by so many slow players and roping for no obvious reason. I just had a...

Maybe in my head, but I like to think I’m good at pattern recognition. Anyone else think the shuffler ratios are totally different since m20 launched? First of all I consistently get 3-4 lands almost every draw which didn’t used to happen. Secondly, I keep getting over and over again 3-4 of...

I generally just play unranked for fun usually with bullshit jank decks, so I quit pretty fast if I see certain cards come out. I.e. ashiok, big teferi and I have nothing to deal with it, bolas, if someone gets out two steamkin, etc. Less annoying to quit and find a game that won’t be so slow...

The hexproof leyline is pretty hilarious along with the exile cards one. I’ve had a couple of red and dimir decks concede quickly if not just fizzle out with those. It was hilarious because I got both out on one game against a guy playing a deck with stitcher’s supplier to mill himself and...

I was there months after the hurricane and it was fine...aside from some rubble piles around you’d never know there was any catastrophe. Tons of restaurants, bars, etc, open all over the place. Two years later I’m sure it’s fine.

I first experienced that months back and was like wtf. The deck is really easy to make but it’s not even good by jank standards really. I probably tried 15 times and maybe got the combo out 3 times.

Whut. Doesn’t work 50 percent of the time? I’m no hardcore stoner but I keep a freezer bag full of edible gummies as a coworker gets them by the hundreds for free. A 5-10mg gummy takes me 30-45 minutes to kick in, and after you’ve done it before you pretty much know exactly how you’re going...

I copied the Dimir Control deck Merchant was using on a video for Singleton. I won two games and just felt bad for myself and the other person. It was painfully slow to get win cons out and I was just cancelling and destroying everything the other person was doing for like 30+ minutes each...

The baby bonding thing is quite similar to what they do for short term disability. While you’re on baby bonding you lose all access to your work phone / laptop / and you can’t even use your key card to get in the building(s.). Same thing for people on STD, which is only 3 contiguous days off...

My company has six months fully paid for women, 2 for men. 18 months though, damn! Only caveat is for both men and women you’re forced to use your remaining sick time, but it caps less than 100 hours anyway so no big deal.

It wasn’t like that every week. Sometimes it was once a week or rarely more. But point taken.

So, update to meeting the family: they were super warm and inviting. Things were, as they would be in any situation, slightly awkward and nerve wracking at first, but that went away pretty quick. Parents were cool, grandpa was cool, met some friends I hadn’t met before, and some cousins (or...

Dark Sun was awesome on PC. Buggy as shit as I recall, but loads of fun. I don’t think I ever came close to finishing either one of them. Great music / animation / voices for the time it came out.

Jesus. I wonder whatever happened to that dude.

We had a meeting with corporate security recently on (common sense stupid shit) you shouldn’t do. These are all retired police, state troopers, FBI, etc, and they investigate everything from employee threats, to drug use at work, to people lying about their time. They said they’ve fired or...

How fucktarded is Ashiok for being -1 for fucking four cards mill AND fucking exile. 20 cards milled and exiled for 3 mana barely getting into the game. It should be either -2, or either mill OR exile. Not both. What were they thinking with some of this shit.

Runaway Steam-Kin is bullshit.

I was just telling my coworker today who got me playing this game that I’m kinda bored of this current state of affairs. I’m hoping the next set that comes out makes things a bit more interesting. I find all the planeswalkers obnoxious. Also I’m tired of seeing RDW perpetually.

I read about it a bit. It happens very frequently when I’m about to win, and other people on the forum are having the same problem. Apparently, when someone concedes it can cause everyone to disconnect, but they said on the forum they usually still get the win for it. I guess since I reconnect...

I keep getting disconnected (you’ve lost connection) when shit explores very frequently. Really obnoxious. I bring in a jadelight ranger or even worse use command the dreadhorde to bring back a lot of shit with actions to perform and there’s like a 50 percent chance it causes lost connection...

Merchant on YouTube did one of those in a recent video. I love janky shit like that. If you look at his latest videos you’ll find it.