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Holy fuckin' WOW. I thought that you all had reached the apex of assheadedness, but here we are. It's a simple definition. Just because the bread is still joined doesn't mean that it doesn't meet the criteria. Fuck!!

A bunch of whining ass pussy getting "rustled". What kind of faggot shit is this?

...a fucking picture, of something, anything FFS.

I would love to practice my deepthroating technique daily, but I just can't find the time or someone to practice with.

What's the difference between a rooster and a faggot? The rooster says cock-a-doodle-do, and the faggot says, Any cock'll do. Hahaha, that's funny!

Thanks for asking. Life's good. But, no cock lately, she would most certainly not approve.

No, I don't get a chance to suck cock often. I'm too afraid of catching a disease. Condoms aren't quite what I want when blowing someone. And yes, I fantasize about showing and/or sharing a blowjob with the wife probably daily. It's most of my masturbation fantasies. I got hard just now thinking...

I can live with that. I enjoy sucking dick, so there's no argument.

I told my wife early on in our relationship that if I could suck my own dick, we'd never have met. Of course she doesn't know that I actually like to suck cock.

A hard dick isn't fleshy. Some people, myself included love the feeling of having a nice warm cock in your mouth very enjoyable. I also love the eruption and taste of the salty-sweet jizz coating my mouth and tongue.

I agree, sucking your own dick wouldn't be any less gay than having any cock in your mouth. Some friends had the conversation about sucking your own dick, it's gay/it's not gay, whatever. Then the convo went beyond, would you come in your own mouth, would you then spit or swallow? It's already...

Don't really favor a veiny cock, I like the imagery of subtle veins. Tasty thickness is good too. I have had a couple of encounters in some seedy places, but prefer to know who I blow.

Speaking of dick sucking... The gayest experience I had was sucking off two guys in the park. Many years ago... I mean, I realize having a cock in your mouth is gay by any definition, but blowing a couple of strangers at the same time is on such another level.

Nah, fam. I'm not about the spotlight, but I appreciate the sentiment.

I agree, boring as fuck. It's not cute, it's not sexy, just sad.

That would be a good way to get their missing protein that only animal products can supply.

Just a little fun among "friends", thanks for joining. You can thank @Izo for starting it. I know that I appreciate the good times.

I kind of get off on that fantasy. But, you're right, it wouldn't really be forced.