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  1. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Just looked it up Yeah .. that's something you don't just think of on the spot
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    Torrents

    Yeah there's an extractor plugin, but it sucks. I downloaded a custom extractor and it's better but not 100%. Gonna find one that works or make a script myself.
  3. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I asked my wife what's up. She said 'maybe all those months I was waiting for you to take charge and fuck the shit out of me' well alright alright. The problem was I was turned down a lot. So it was almost like a wall was up that took some serious work to break through. After my depressing post...
  4. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I can see that happening one day. It's something I've really thought about. I still find programming really fun so I'm not ready to give it up, however I've been mentoring a lot of people and I started to realize that a lot of times the role of a senior/principal isn't always to be a code...
  5. Noodleface

    Computer Issues

    It'll bug you forever until you do it right
  6. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    The best delivery of Reese's possible
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    Torrents

    Anyone have issues with Deluge not auto unpacking rars? It seems it's 50/50 on whether or not it'll do it
  8. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't think she has it in her to cheat but please insert several pages of evidence
  9. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Got more spicy bk nugs and goddamn that crack head dude put 20 in the bag. I think at this point I am obligated to suck his dick
  10. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She's into that stuff. She thought that's what porn was. Btw this did have a hilarious plot
  11. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Actually funnily enough I wanted to break the ice with a funny themed porno... The legend of Zildo It was funny until his majestic cock came out
  12. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sex has been pretty wild. Figured she'd be down for porn, so we watched her very first porno ever. Never seen someone so physically repulsed in all my life
  13. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Exactly, you wouldn't hire that dude. But maybe you'd hire him if he memorized how to do tower of Hanoi
  14. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Ask me to explain my previous work experience in depth
  15. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Hint: I don't, I think they're all fucking stupid
  16. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I would just walk out
  17. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    We have code blocks here I think? Just got off the phone with dell. No tech phone screen, just come In and meet the team. I think they're thirsty
  18. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I just remembered my (not) favorite interview question Write down your most impressive Linux command
  19. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Not even a tree traversal or reverse a linked list? If someone threw me something like a towers of hanoi I'd be a little offended. "I've worked for 7 years and you want me to solve a dumbass puzzle.."
  20. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    BTW Apologize but pretty sure I brought this topic up 2 years ago... and a year before that
  21. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    It's strange too that some companies will send in interviewers that aren't working on the tech you're applying for. I saw this at Akamai where one of my interviewers was on a different team and blasted my C knowledge. Something about how a for loop flattens out and what the values of some read...
  22. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

  23. Noodleface

    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice (From Software)

    DS2 had some glaring issues that once you saw them you can't unsee. For instance, why does every mob have Lazer accurate overhead weapon tracking. They all turn on a dime
  24. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I understand what you're saying but htat's just not realistic. Imagine how insulting it would be to an interview someone and you ask them a question and they say "please see my github." I mean, it's perfectly valid to say "I can't do that off the top of my head, but on X project on my github I...
  25. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Can't install ANYTHING on government machines. Not even custom color schemes, unless you make it.
  26. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You're right, I should still count what you and I did.. short as it was
  27. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife got HPV presumably from me, a man who hadn't had sex in years by the time we met, so she was my only recent partner.
  28. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    IDE???? I use VIM When I wrote UEFI we used Eclipse/Eclipse-variants
  29. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Ah but see Deathwing you have a different experience. Most interviews I've been on are whiteboard only, no computer, no google. It's tough to pull that out of your ass.
  30. Noodleface

    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice (From Software)

    Myself it's 3 = BB > 1 > .... > 2
  31. Noodleface

    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice (From Software)

    I found the bloodborne bosses relatively easier. Exceptio. Was Gehrmann for me. For some reason it took me F O R E V E R
  32. Noodleface

    Twitch.tv

    Tough to feel bad for a guy making $500k a month
  33. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    Of course, always min-max.
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    Desktop Computers

    Personally I aim for anything 60+ fps with the highest settings I can have. 144hz is great, but I don't like lowering my quality to get there.
  35. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I understand vectors, I meant advanced data structures/types. Queues, stacks, linked lists - I know how they work, but if you asked me to implement one I'd have to dig deep and probably fuck something up. Thhey're moving pretty aggressive which is nice - I officially put in for it last night at...
  36. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Data structures like linked lists and stuff like hashmaps are.a bit outside my wheelhouse so worth focusing
  37. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    That's a good idea, I'll check that out later. Last time I interviewed here they called me out on the assembly language reference on my resume and made me step through code with them (the actual guy leading this team)
  38. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    So their codebase is C++ firmware that runs baseboard management for Intel servers. For me I'm a c/c++ guy with a lot of UEFI/Firmware/BIOS experience in the Intel and arm space. Lot of Intel tool debugging on my resume, I can't remember the names now. I'm not really looking is the thing, I...
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    Parent Thread

    Thankfully neither of my boys wanted pacifiers despite us providing them. Oldest.sucks his two middle fingers like a metal head and the youngest doesn't do anything. Might be serial killer