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  1. Joeboo

    College Football 2014-15

    LOL @ stealing soda in a ketchup cup at Burger King
  2. Joeboo

    Parent Thread

    That's basically the point we are at. Kids been saying "mama" for over a month now(probably since 10 months), but that's the only thing he really says with a purpose, he cries mama when he's mad, or when she's coming in the door from work. Everything else is just babble/mimicking noises that...
  3. Joeboo

    Dark Souls 2

    360 controller > all Playstation controllers have always felt too small to me, like they're made for kid-sized hands. Then again, I also liked the original(HUGE) Xbox controllers, before these smaller ones came out. To get back on topic though, I'm damn glad you guys told me about the...
  4. Joeboo

    Dark Souls 2

    Christ, people, spend $15 on the gamepad that is basically designed for windows games. $15 = end of all problems and bitching Xbox 360 Controller Wired Black | eBay I've now played both dark souls, every Assassins Creed game, and every Batman Arkham game with a 360 controller, and never...
  5. Joeboo

    The Fast Food Thread

    Best mustard on Earth: If you don't live near Missouri, get it online here: Boulevard Pale Ale Mustard 9.5 oz | The Kansas City BBQ Store I go through a jar of it about every other week, I put it on everything. Coldcut sandwiches, brats, hot dogs, hamburgers, dip pretzels in it, etc.
  6. Joeboo

    Parent Thread

    Our kiddo can only use the type of straws that come on like water bottles, the big thick rubber ones. Mainly because his first instinct is to bite the hell out of them while he also tries to drink from them. Regular plastic disposable straws just don't work at all, he just obliterates the end...
  7. Joeboo

    Las Vegas

    Best buffets IMHO are Ballagio, Wynn, & Rio in that order. Make sure to hit up the chocolate/dessert shop in the Bellagio too, the one with the big chocolate waterfall. Everything they have is incredible. You could technically eat breakfast there some morning, they serve awesome crepes...
  8. Joeboo

    Home buying thread

    Hell, my wife works for a major bank and we didn't finance our house through them. They were too slow and their rates sucked once they did finally get back to us.
  9. Joeboo

    Parent Thread

    It's fascinating how differently girls and boys develop. My son is almost a year old(birthday is next week), isn't talking at all other than "ma-ma"(just babbles nonsense otherwise) but has 8 teeth already(and 1 more working it's way in) and has been eating the same dinners as us for a good...
  10. Joeboo

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    In no way am I trying to make an assumption about your wife, but in my personal experience about the only women I've known that like to talk about their boobs, or others boobs are fat chicks that have huge cans because they are also fat, so thats about their only redeeming physical quality.
  11. Joeboo

    The Fast Food Thread

    So Papa John's has a frito chili pizza at the moment. I fucking LOVED frito burritos from Taco Bell back in the day. So I ordered one up, and I'm fairly disappointed. Not really sure what I expected but its basically just a hamburger pizza, with some chili sauce in place of pizza sauce, and...
  12. Joeboo

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hey now, you led us to the edge of the cliff. I just provided the little nudge over it
  13. Joeboo

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    rivalthecreator comments on Reddit, What's the grossest/nastiest thing that's happened to you in a sexual encounter? I'll go first...
  14. Joeboo

    Dark Souls 2

    Damn, I must be blind then. I ran back to the champions tablet several times and never noticed a path through the mountains. Thanks guys.
  15. Joeboo

    Dark Souls 2

    Do I need to get the falling reduction ring to be drop down the hole back in town? Otherwise, I don't remember seeing another possible route.
  16. Joeboo

    Dark Souls 2

    I think I went the wrong way. After downing the giant and Pursuer dude, I flew via the bird over to the new area and now I'm stuck at those 3 sentinel dudes(the one on the ledge and then the other 2 attack) I've died to the simultaneous 2 like 20 times. I try to avoid looking at any spoilers...
  17. Joeboo

    Las Vegas

    I didn't have any luck drinking at sports books when I was in Vegas for a college football weekend. We ended up at the Caesar's sports book, I threw down $250 on my team right before their game started, and got a voucher for 1 free drink. That was it. When a waitress came by our only option...
  18. Joeboo

    The Fast Food Thread

    They throw butter on the burger and melt it, hence their "home of the butterburger"
  19. Joeboo

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Was decent 15 years ago, probably a solid 6/7 or so. Kinda had a Tori Amos-like vibe, she was a waify redhead. Fat cow now. Shocking
  20. Joeboo

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Funny part was, this was like 15 years ago when we were in our early 20s. I hadn't seen her in at least a decade, but about 5 or 6 years ago when I first got on Facebook, she found me almost immediately through some mutual friends and was wanting to hook up. I blocked her ASAP.
  21. Joeboo

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    WRAP THAT SHIT UP MAN for fucks sake. Do you want it to burn when you pee? I knew a girl once (friend of an ex) who couldn't have kids, so instead, her way of "trapping" herself a man was to give him herpes like she already had. She felt like if she gave the dude the same STD as herself...
  22. Joeboo

    Dark Souls 2

    I love these games, but man am I terrible at them. I guess I don't really mind the eventual non-respawning enemies, because eventually I get to the point that after wiping to a boss 20+ times, my run-back is easy with zero mobs in the way. Played this about 6-7 hours over the weekend, I think...
  23. Joeboo

    Dark Souls 2

    And it seems that general movement speed is a sliding scale based on encumbrance, with no certain cutoffs that I can tell. I did some testing and I ran at different speeds at every 10% of encumbrance, and the changes may be with every single %, I just didn't have an exact enough testing method...
  24. Joeboo

    Dark Souls 2

    My only gripe about the game is the weapon durability being incredibly low. I hate having to keep 2 or 3 weapons upgraded. I like to focus on and master using 1 weapon at a time :/
  25. Joeboo

    Home Workout Equipment

    Craigslist is full of people that buy expensive workout equipment and never use it, and then sell it for cheap. Keep an eye on your local page for a while, you're bound to find all sorts of stuff. And with dumbells, it's not like you have to worry about them not working like you would with...
  26. Joeboo

    Torrents

    I had one, sorry about that. I got your PM on Friday while at work, and I didn't want to load up IPT on my work PC, then I forgot about it. Just sent you an invite.
  27. Joeboo

    Dark Souls 2

    Using a keyboard + mouse for Dark Souls is roughly the equivalent of trying to play Starcraft with a light gun. Why would you not use the control scheme that is many times easier and more efficient?
  28. Joeboo

    Dark Souls 2

    Its absolutely fine, I don't know what people are bitching about. Plug in XBOX 360 controller, right trigger is strong attack, right shoulder weak attack. Left trigger shield bash/parry, left shoulder block. So your left fingers do shield maneuvers, right fingers do attacks. Then the buttons...
  29. Joeboo

    The Fast Food Thread

    Culvers makes everything fresh when you order it, even in the drive-thru, so it takes a little while to get your food, they're a little slow. The only shitty part of this is if you order food + ice cream, they make your ice cream ASAP, and give it to you while you sit in your car and have to...
  30. Joeboo

    Desktop Computers

    You won't find any projectors(or at least affordable ones) that have a higher resolution than 1080p. Sony has a 4K projector that is about $20,000. If you are going to be gaming at 1080p, there is absolutely no need to spend 3 grand on a PC. In the build that Abefroman listed above, you're...
  31. Joeboo

    Smartphones

    Speaking of huge phones, I was looking around the Sprint store the other day, and I had no idea that such a thing existed, but here is the Samsung Galaxy Mega: I think they may have gone overboard with this one
  32. Joeboo

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well, he's a bigger man than me. I don't have any ex-wives, but I have plenty of ex-girlfriends from long-term relationships (3+ years) and there isn't a damn one of them that I would want to discuss in detail who they were boning right after we broke up. Fuck all of that.
  33. Joeboo

    Smartphones

    If Google's Nexus phones hasn't stopped Samsung and Apple from price gouging, this one won't either. I doubt it even gets as much publicity/notice as the Nexus phones. For these phones to really make an impact, it's going to require the majority of people to be on service plans that don't...
  34. Joeboo

    Home buying thread

    That's just crazy, I honestly don't see how hardly anyone affords to live there. Homes around here sell for about $100 a square foot on average(some areas might be double at most, some areas are as low as $50 per sq ft). I know wages and salaries are higher in the bay area, but the average...
  35. Joeboo

    Torrents

    Having a seedbox definitely helps that process. I did the same thing, I snagged the initial upload of GoT when it posted Sunday night, and then snagged the 720p rip about 10-15 minutes later when it showed up. I was at 10:1 ratio on both before midnight, but I do use whatbox as a seedbox...
  36. Joeboo

    Torrents

    I've been lucky, I've given out around 15 invites so far, and only 2 of them have shitty ratios(I'm looking at you, Noodleface and Grumblethorn)
  37. Joeboo

    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    fuck yes he was, who else can pull off smoking a cig and chugging a beer in the lockerroom at halftime?
  38. Joeboo

    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    It's mainly because the Chiefs let several free agents walk, including our pro-bowl left tackle, and basically signed no one new in free agency. The goddamn draft better be stellar for the Chiefs or they're staring at a 6-10/7-9 type season
  39. Joeboo

    The Fast Food Thread

    I mentioned them in my breakdown as Hardees. I forget that Hardees is called Carls Jr in some areas. It's weird.
  40. Joeboo

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    No free hands to drink? No worries