I just have to say this, fuck you.
LIFE IS THE LONGEST THING YOU"LL EVER DO.
People are retarded, simply retarded, for using this dumb fucking phrase consisting of pure idiocy.
Holy shit, did your company remove the "Delete" key next to "Page Up" and "Page Down" on your keyboards?
E-mail from ex, "Hi soandso, this is a bunch of non-work related BS..."[DELETE KEY PRESSED]
Holy fucking christ you are a dumb fuck.