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wow, I had only seen one or two of those Zimmer posts. Those are fucking amazing.

Hey guys, let"s clear this up now ... Kate"s a skank-whore, trailer-trash, cross-eyed bimbo out for teh quick intarweb buck. Her foot AIN"T the reason most guys wouldn"t fugg her. Kapeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh ? ... Bonzai

Now they can, but maybe not 10 or 15 years ago they couldn"t. Or maybe them fuckers got really chewed up by the John Deere? Who knows As far as how it affects my opinion of her, it doesn"t really. Maybe a bit, but I would certainly still bag it if I were to run into her next time I am in...

lol, that last one does it. She officially has a hoof.

This thread, along with any PM"s should instantly be enshrined in the Retard Rickshaw Hall of Fame. Comely young lass, lol. I don"t care if Millie is a guy, girl, or both, it"s funny as hell that someone is so blatantly trying to pick someone up on a message board, and they picked this one to...

I wonder how often he has to shave to prevent itching? These things keep me up at night

Benz"s suck ass and regularily get their asses handed to them by cars 1/2-1/4 their price. They are luxury cars, not sports cars. Also, Mercedes has a seriously hard time developing a decent powerful engine w/o supercharging or turbo charging. That"s great, I want my 100K+ car to sound like shit.

omg let"s go rollin in my five point oh

Seriously, go to download.com, find irfanview, learn how to use it, and never post 800K screens again.

*sniff* this is the first time that I have "owned" somebody, and not once but twice apparently! This means so much to me. I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

When did all this "hit it" shit start anyway? I have never heard it used in that context before, although it"s pretty obvious what it means. I guess I can"t keep up with you kids anymore :/

AHAHAHAHAH wtf? Fuck I am bored, wish hockey was an hour earlier, nice way to ruin a nice Saturday night :/

Sweet jebus, I found some more half nekkid pics in that directory! Apparently this chick has misbehaved :/

everyone owns Drakky and his pancake nipps

I honestly don"t think he was trolling. In his little mind, he was "owning" us with his threats and name calling. I don"t think he has the intelligence to troll.

Hah, the real Auspex is going to read this thread and get an instant migraine. Poor guy.

Yea, here we go: So, uh, what?

Actually, previously you claimed that Auspex moved with you from your hood in Detroit (or Chicago or wherever) because it was too expensive in Detroit or something. That you had grown up together or something. Lemme go dig that up!

Oh, and wow, he owns a "94 Vette? Any asshole who works for McDonalds can afford that!

lol, nice response plan 9. And seriously, if you are talking from a performance standpoint, Mercedes are more or less utter shit. It"s hard for a car to go fast when it weighs 5k lbs. Mercedes and Cadillac (or however you spell it) are two of only a few companies that actually have the talent...

Quite possibly the dumbest thing I have ever seen. So, if you can kick your own ass, well, isn"t that a paradox? Regardless, I would love to see you try.

lol, that seriously your car? Is that a Mclaren?

I don"t think that most people care about whether or not you really own a Corvette. That"s the part you don"t get. In fact, most people probably think it"s pretentious to go around bragging about how awesome your car is. You could even take it further and say that you are obviously trying to...