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    The Current State of Vodka (or if you prefer all vodka comes from three distilleries)

    Don't forget the food! Alright alright, you guys can have citizenship and the right to vote and all that if the General Tso's keeps coming
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    The Current State of Vodka (or if you prefer all vodka comes from three distilleries)

    I think it's due to region. They mostly came off the boat on the west coast while blacks were east coast so they just kinda ended up doing the shit work of the area.
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    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Well fuck, that's an ad campaign that practically writes itself.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    You badmouth The Goonies again. I dare you.
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    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Our options were serial killers, alcohol consumption, or sticking with dairy. We stuck with dairy.
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    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Why you gotta be all like that. I liked you bro, I got a good deal. These plates? I was going to show them a good time. I was going to wine and and dine them. I was going to treat them like a lady. But now because you don't know how to act they get dry humped in the yard.
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    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    I actually have the guy's plates. He forgot to take them off. Oh the things I'm going to do to these plates of his.
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    League Of Legends

    Almost the entire cast is absolutely fine to pick in solo queue at any rating. Morde specifically was really popular in 2011 but his shield generation got monkied with and the quality of Mordekaiser has always been determined by what condition his shield generation is at. By the time it was...
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    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Alright, so like I said yesterday I bought a used car. Today I transferred the title, got it registered, got it insured, threw my plates on, tossed the registration into the glove box, and am good to go. Bam!
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    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    I bought a car today. The guy had the title. He filled it out, signed it, and I exchanged dollars for it after inspecting the car and driving it around. It's in my driveway right now. I'll go to the DMV and transfer the title into my name tomorrow.
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    League Of Legends

    wingsofdeathx, a moderately popular high rated streamer, used to take Urgot top lane prior to the character getting dumpstered. I played it some and thought it was pretty decent. You wait for the melee dude to walk up and try and last hit and you drop a Corrosive Charge on them and mash Q...
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    League Of Legends

    She's pretty decent on Dominion.
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    The Fighting Game Community Thread

    If both players want to split the pot I don't give a fuck. That is often a rational economic decision. Agreeing to split the pot and then doing whatever at character select is not alright. That is one gigantic Fuck You to everyone who worked to put that tournament together, the sponsors and...
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    Alright, explain to me how you see that picture of Nas and Kelis. Are they perpetuating racism and/or legitimazing the word "American Inventor?" Khalid says that the very use of racial slurs perpetuates racism. I disagree.
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    The behavior, yes. Embracing a derogatory word and making it your own is empowering. It's a way of confronting it and diminishing its power.
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    Tuco said that acts of racism, even if they have a reason, perpetuates racism. That's not good enough for me. It's not even close. The reason is everything. You aren't the boss of humor, you aren't the boss of irony, you aren't the boss of lamp shading, and you aren't the boss of racist pieces...
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    League Of Legends

    With Wriggles Lantern being in the piss poor condition it is just delete the thing and have Machete build into Tiamat. It's a way better AD jungle item.
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    I will not accept that idea that jokes themselves perpetuate racism.
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    League Of Legends

    I've decided that I hate all of the jungle items on Shaco. Wriggles is too much gold, he doesn't have proper synergy with Elder Lizard, AP Shaco hasn't been viable forever and he's got almost no spellvamp synergy, and Golem is likewise bleh. I've been tinkering with doing the ADC gimmick of...
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    Got what I wanted.
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    There are no great conversations about the word "American Inventor."
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    The Fighting Game Community Thread

    Yeah, exactly. I've got zero problems with splitting but deciding to empty your ass over the sponsors, spectators, viewers at home, and organizers/volunteers because you are mad about a switched bracket that is likely the fault of a single person that then got switched back is bullshit.
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    League Of Legends

    The biggest difference between old Yi and new Yi is that no one played old Yi. I've yet to see one do anything other than what he always did. I could see him being annoying in Dominion though.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Oh sweet heavens.
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    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Yeah, I also feel that the police officer is just brushing you off.
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    He didn't even get a ticket. He got a warning. Cop issues warning, man legally carries firearm, news at 11.
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    Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa, Johnny Knoxville does Borat basically

    I really, really laughed at the Toddlers in Tiara's shit. Having a cross dressing 8 year old boy grind to Cherry Pie while an old man makes it rain is absurdist gold. But the old man, fat suit, old woman suit etc. pranks were always my least favorite parts of the films. I'll probably stick...
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    League Of Legends

    Before Reddit got on board he was averaging around 75 viewers, mostly SA people who knew him from DotA. I wouldn't really call that an audience. He probably doesn't even get the 75 anymore.
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    League Of Legends

    Spending IP on rune pages is an error. They go on sale from time to time and even when they aren't they aren't that expensive.
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    League Of Legends

    Yeah. In the dead of winter I used to watch the recording from the night before (only the ones he lost) while I did P90X. He's good motivation. Fuck, just tracking down that video again means I have to go bike a few miles. It's the deal I made with myself. You can only watch shit like that...
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    League Of Legends

    I checked out his bought Diamond 5, KT Gullin, on Lolking and everyone on both teams is provisional, bronze, silver, or gold. He ran that account in to the motherfuckingground.
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    League Of Legends

    I ended up watching this guy stream during last winter and thought he made a perfect Donny Don't so I made a rough highlight reel of one of his games. It started as an inside joke but Reddit picked it up and ran it into the ground and I stopped watching. The master of video production I am not...
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    League Of Legends

    The core problem I have with League of Legends is that it does not do enough to facilitate and provide incentives for 5v5 organized play. I want people of all skill levels having reasons to make or join teams and right now all of the extra effort and organization required to do so is not rewarded.
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    League Of Legends

    Yeah, I just noticed that and also regarded it as a strange sort of positive. Rune Prison being 20 mana cheaper at all levels is also nice. And he's still the ranged AP that gets +murder out of building a Frozen Heart.
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    League Of Legends

    League is definitely a game that nerfs based on popularity but this patch is really, really light. The Zac change is small and is aimed at making Elastic Slingshot less valuable when maxed, the Elise changes should finally have her in a non-frustrating place, Thresh is going to still be great...
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    League Of Legends

    He's needed a revamp since his release but given how disliked he is there isn't any drive to go and do it. He's had four complete cycles of being hated, getting nerfed into the ground, being regarded as terrible, and rocketing right back to hated again. I don't think he's in good shape at all...
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    League Of Legends

    I was going to decay tomorrow so I played a ranked game today. Our forth pick calls ADC and it goes first pick Thresh, Trist, Fiddle (me), and Twitch with Lee Sin last pick top. Twitch ends up middle vs Orianna. I get not even a single auto attack for blue buff. Most of my team is plat 3 or plat...
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    League Of Legends

    Got a stick of gum, kid? I'll show you how to chew it.