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I'm making those beans! Edit: Those beans you have Garlic and Garlic Powder, do I need to use both or did you add both for a specific reason?

I love those emailed receipts for work expenses, other than that I don't need more shit in my email.

After yearning to be able to draw my entire life I've learned just recently I can replicate some things, not perfect mind you but enough for me to keep trying. While looking for things to draw I found this guy's stuff, some of his mashups are great but I love the action hero Calvin and Hobbes...

It looked like a pool of water to me in that first shot, now I'm disappointed. Still cool, but not freak me out and cool at the same time.

When I had the issue I did some research and found it's quite a widespread thing. Some PC's just won't detect any inputs even though the game picks up the controller and switches the controls for you by default, and of course there wasn't one reply from Ubisoft on the issue.

You guys better fucking repent with that CiCi's statement, their Alfredo pizza is amazing. Especially for the price.

Sweet baby sky wizard! I must make those ribs.

I've been using my old PC to stream to for awhile now, it's great for games with 360 controls built in. However, all Ubisoft games can eat a giant dick for the controls not working AT ALL even though the game is supposed to be compatible with them. I am looking forward to that $50.00 Steam...

Anyone accepting hand jo's as currency for PS4s? You have until Spring of 2016 to decide.

Can we get a picture of said Certificate?

I made some badass fried potatoes and onions this past weekend and didn't even cut off a finger. Queue the music.... -Google said no to this video?

Isn't the fucking Czech stop down there? They have the best fucking Kolaches EVER, try the brisket one. Jesus fuck I'd bang Bisi for one right about now.

Please be good.

Well, what caused me to remove my finger was moving the onion back into cutting position with the knife halfway through the onion. First time using a knife that sharp and almost no pressure put it through the rest of the onion and my finger. Fuck that knife.

I was all our of superglue! Going to the hand surgeon today to see if I require a graft.

knife is ridiculous sharp and I was distracted. Learned my lesson for sure. Worst part is not being able to game or anything while having a few days off.

So, I cut off 1/4 of my finger last night chopping onions with one of those new ultra sharp, carbon steal knives. Blood sprayed a good 30ft away from the cutting board. How much street cred have I lost? Part of finger, not too gross.

Yeah I love watching a Max and 1 engi hold down an entire room, god mode indeed.

Gringos peace treaty acceptance speech. "Si"

1. Naw, you deploy once then you push ahead on foot, this keeps a front line battle going and changes where and how fights happen as well as keeps super outfits from bringing 96+ to your fight when it was balanced and you were losing. 2. I was trying to max out medic but kept getting destroyed...

Performance is much better, however, I can no longer stomach the gameplay. 1. Re-deployside kills any enjoyable fights. 2. 90% of the population runs HA which makes playing any other class a nightmare. 3. Fights at the same bases all. day. long. (bases are to easy to defend or...

Rendered duck fat magma

Baja blast is my go to Dew of choice. Did anyone else get to try the sour grape Pepsi's they did two Halloweens in a row? That shit was fucking awesome, wish they would bring it back.

Fucking pepper hipster.

Occasional my ass, the one in West Plano is loaded to the fucking rafters with fine ass womens. I'm sad you're not experiencing this.

40 fucking players? Really? This shit needs to be Planetside 2 sized. Count me out since they've fucked up every BF game since BF2 (Not counting Bad Company 2).

Only good thing about Raising Cane's is that if FC Dallas scores in the 90+ mins it's BOGO free.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Did anyone else get an email from Steam today saying FarCry 4 was -135% off and that the game would cost negative amounts of money? I'm hoping they realized I'm poor and are trying to pay me to play their game.

Haha, Vienna Sausages always remind me of a co-worker whom got his asswhipped back in the day. Guy passed out in a chair at a party, so this guy decided to take a slimy Vienna Sausage, unzip his pants, stand in front of the guy and rub it across his face then toss it really quick. Well the...

No, I got completely fucked both times I tried to go. When the plane landed the jackass pilots pulled to close to the building and they couldn't align the plane bridge, so we had to wait for 30 mins for them to come move us. Then is started pouring and the throwers got pulled inside til it...

Hey Tarrant, I was re-watching Man vs Food before deciding which lucy to get and I noticed Brasa. Is that place still open and is it worth going to?

No worries, maybe next time! Fuck yea, both of those places are right by the airport. I'll be heading straight there once I get off the plane, lol. I might the breakfast place or one of the other places before I depart Monday. Edit: Those first two better not be gay clubs. They sound...

Holy shit, that's the Juicy Lucy area!? I must go to there. My hotel is in Woodbury, but the customer is in Stillwater. It showed like 15 mins away on google maps. Tarrant, would you like to grab a burger or something at any of those places you mentioned, rerolled style?

I'm going to Minneapolis for 1 day to fix a machine on Sunday, is there anywhere that I must eat on the east side? I'll be in the woodbury/stillwater area.

I'm in training so they told me to spend two days cutting whatever the fuck I want out of reject scraps. We have sheets and sheets and sheets of rejected material. Here's a few of the things I've cut so far. The companion cube doesn't look great because I haven't ran it through the belt...

Fucking around with the plasma cutter today at the work today, thought I'd share. Sucks I couldn't find a fucking Vanu logo in black and white.

Whichever of you fuckers mentioned Del Taco, fuck you. My broke ass can't even afford that deliciousness. You will rue this day, RUE IT!

God dammit Draegan, for some reason I pictured you looking like one of those super metal heads. Rocking Jesus hair with a massive beard and extended goatee, filled to the brim with spliffs. Instead you look like a total bro, I am disappoint.