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Quantum Potato.

Retarded in its literal definition is the funniest version of it.

Say that to my face, faggot.

Yeah, I have two cats and an Asian girlfriend with long black hair. My house is mostly white tile. It's a nightmare keeping it clean looking.

That's an excellent find. Thank you, Picasso.

My shark drops the dirt right out of a bottom flap into the trash can. It's pretty easy to not get any dust anywhere.

We're going to need far more intensive therapy, Doc.

Agreed. I thought they sucked. I was really looking forward to them too.

Every single post you've made since being shawed for suggesting Mist be raped has been full of butthurt or trying to push the boundaries by making every unfunny "get raped" variation you can think of. Don't be surprised when mods(on good or bad days) treat you like a shitposter. 99% of this...

There's two good Asian markets near me. I'm always the only cracker there when I go, so I know it's legit.

I agree with you, P. Do like I do and avoid the Depression thread. The thread isn't just about depression. It gives it to you as well.

God dammit, P.

Is that thing an infrared cooker? I've never used one.

It's Brad McQuaid fan-fic. Gods of Gaming II.

The PS4 version being 60fps makes it much more palatable to me. I still have some time to decide while I play through Sons of the Patriots.

If you drink it slowly enough, no need to worry about rupture.

Skanda is still in denial of this genre-defining masterpiece. I've got my PC ready!

Yes, it's also in my Top 3. They arereallydifferent games, though.

So my brother is trying to tell me that this new "expansion" will fix all the shit that sucked. I left right after the first expansion. I wasn't even level 30. Is this worth going back to?

Is this 60fps on PS4?

I've put in around 100 hours into this game so far and I think I might rank this as the best game I've ever played(at least in the top 3). I'm continually impressed with how much stuff there is to do, constantly finding new/hidden quests and the lore connecting all kinds of things. The attention...

I already said I would release him on 9/23. He needs one day to communicate with us, before we can never speak again.

PS4 or PC?

Yeah, I'm a relatively recent convert to the thighs. So cheap and way better tasting than breasts.

I know how to cook turkey just fine. It doesn't make it any less boring.

It's what people say when they don't want to admit their loved one is also a junkie pos.

This was on the KiA subreddit. I laughed: "Based on Anita Sarkeesian's most recent video release, we can now calculate the Feminist Frequency: 31.71 nHz (nanohertz), colloquially known as "once per year."

Broquet

I'm such a slacker. I never beat MGS4, so I fired up my PS3 this week. Will do a speedy run through MGS4 before picking up V. I don't know why I couldn't get through 4 previously, as the prior games are among my all time favorites.

I look forward to the stuffing a lot more.

We already went over this. Corporate strategist for a mega evil insurance company is the red flag. God dammit, Khane!

If it's a baby, can't you just go fuck in another room?

Turkey is shit and the leftovers are good because you usually mix the turkey in with other stuff, to make up for its shitness. Ok, maybe a bit of hyperbole, but it's just a giant chicken that isn't even as tasty as an already-boring chicken. We'll probably be at my mom's this year and I'm...

I think I'm over turkey on thanksgiving. It's just not very good. Why can't pizza be the official Thanksgiving food?

Like the whole bird? Sounds gross.

chaos, stop while you still have your sanity!

There's this dude on my Facebook who is in a cornhole league. I've never played the game, yet I have a deep-seated hatred for it because of all the annoying shitposts this guy makes about cornhole.

Sounds broken.

Nice ejaculation-shaming, Mist!