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I watched the pilot last year when it first aired and it seemed decent enough. I had forgotten about it until I saw this thread so I guess I'll watch it and report back.

One of your fake stories involved trading a woman a blow job in exchange for paying for her abortion. You even bragged that she started crying because she didn't want to do it and that was the best part for you. I mean. I know it's a fake story, like every one of your other stories...but...

I wish my guild switched from 3 nights, 3 hours each night to 2 nights, 4-5 hours each night. I hate having to commit 3 full nights. It doesn't matter if it's 2 hours or 5 hours, I still can't plan anything else for that night.

Every once in a while he lightly chokes his wife. And then they have sex.

That would have opposite of the desired effect.

So this Brawler's Guild is pretty fun. Never played MoP and didn't do it at all in WoD but it's kinda cool.

Affliction Locks were already doing pretty decent damage at high gear levels pre-patch. I can only imagine what they're capable of now. And their AE is probably the best in the game.

I can't remember if it's 7.2 (which I think is Tomb of Sargeras?) or next week when Nighthold opens. Unless next week is 7.2 and Tomb of Sargeras is 7.2.5 or something. Argus is 7.3 right? They definitely stated they are planning it though.

I thought they said you need to get/buy an item to upgrade your legendaries? They won't automatically be 940 after NH opens (even new drops).

Yea, the MM hunter I group with regularly is doing like 200k less dps on movement intensive fights than he did before the patch. It's pretty big

So before the patch I was able to put artifact power into my Guardian Artifact weapon which is currently maxed at 54 points. Today I cannot. It says "That item cannot be modified" Did they change their minds about adding new artifact abilities in the future? Do I now need to bank all these...

Well shit... wish I had thought of that.

So you guys take the sleeves of crackers out of their boxes and then throw the boxes away or something?

Definitely a trade-off. I was just surprised a druid was even able to get that high at all in resto spec. Though a druid can still heal fairly well because they are mostly HOT based.

Speaking of that. I didn't think it was possible for druid healers to pull Paladin/Disc Priest dps numbers but I was in a carry group with a resto druid with feral affinity last week who was hitting 400k+ with lust consistently. He was wearing a faulty countermeasure and shock baton and had the...

It wasn't immediately. It's been 6 months. So basically forever

What are you talking about? It's time to eat, drink and be merry.

You can get lucky and get an item to Titanforge to the maximum ilvl (895 currently) even on some of the easiest content in the game like an Heroic dungeon. That's what people are complaining about and it's true, that can happen. But the odds are astronomical that an item with a base ilvl of 835...

I don't know what Noodle was eating if he thought it was dry and powdery. But it certainly wasn't Ricotta. Speaking of food. I've gained 10 lbs since my girlfriend told me she loved me. Bring on the lazy train boys. My work is done!

This isn't a thing. The people who put more effort into the game and play at a higher level have much better gear.

I never said I was a pussy slayer. Butthole slayer status is confirmed though. I'm a pillar in the butt community.

But what about Mascarpone?

The only thing I'm a crusader for is anal. And I'm definitely not a contrarian.

You're the one who mentioned it. I just let you know you shouldn't make fun of your own.

Damnit Soy!

"I eat chickens like you for breakfast"

Right. Casual guild. So we agree? So why do you say silly shit like "Timmy McDickface" and "Timmy McCasual". Are you a self loather?

Dude, you have a family. You get to play like 8 hours a week. You ARE timmy mccasual. And why the hell aren't you joining carry groups? You know if you and everyone else in the guild did that and got their weekly +12 chest you guys would be way farther ahead than you are right now? It's not...

I'm the timmy mcdickface of memes

Wait... when did I talk to your son?

No noodle. You are the person you're bitching about. You are the person me and my group carry through M+ every week. Except the people in my guild and myself? We don't actually bitch and moan about "timmy casual" or "shitty pugs, I refuse to do them". I played the fucking game without that...

Yea but that has nothing to do with M+. That's the entirety of the game as it stands right now. You can get an 895 six feather killing the same shit you killed the second you stepped into the Broken Isles. M+ is fantastic. It removed the stupid daily cockblock for advancement and allows us to...

Hrmmm... Billions became almost unwatchable for me by the end of season 1 as well. Never saw Gotham but I did like True Blood for the first season and a half or so. I'll stick with Magicians to at least episode 8 I suppose.

Another food derail! Where's costanza?

When was the last time you logged in? You guys know that 99% of the Hyjal guild is what the rest of us would call Timmy McDicksucker right?

I think one of the worst things a man can ever do to himself is lie about liking something his woman made. "What's for dinner honey?" "Oh that thing you like!" "... Fuck ..."

Why does this bother people? There are a lot of shitty mechanics Blizzard has added over the years, and many were added/expanded in this expansion. 1) Garrisons (Don't you love being required to send a group of followers to do shit for you that you have no control over that is also required for...

That's how Blizzard nerfed Druids. Lower legendary drop chance.

Mrs. G confirmed Erronius alt.

Speaking of Richard Ayoade he was a "team captain" on a 1 series panel "quiz" show that has all of its episodes up on Youtube called "Was it Something I Said". Lots of names from the series you've all already mentioned here and is hosted by David Mitchell. First episode is a little slower than...