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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    But I bet he could balance a binary search tree
  2. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well that's good at least. As long as she isn't bitter My brother in law and his girlfriend went to counseling at the best of his girlfriend because their relationship was on the rocks and she was certain it was all his fault. The counselor basically said 100% of the issues were the girlfriends...
  3. Noodleface

    SNES classic up for pre order at best buy

    It's the right thing to do man I only wanted them for gifts but Nintendo can eat a shit
  4. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Picasso have you fucked the marriage counselor yet
  5. Noodleface

    SNES classic up for pre order at best buy

    Hahahahahahahahahaha
  6. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I'll admit the movie was "It"
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Ate chicken winge, went home to watch a movie. Towards end I started getting knife stabby feelings in stomach and started cold sweats. Started becoming delirious. Said to my wife "I'm not feeling good" and as I finished the sentence I projectile vomited. I then projectile vomited and had mass...
  8. Noodleface

    SNES classic up for pre order at best buy

    I use a retropie so not too heartbroken, but I did want to snag one for a gift for my dad
  9. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You fucking idiot I said jerk off
  10. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Speaking of jerking me off, lurking come on over
  11. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Probably man I keep the highway moving myself though
  12. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I probably won't use the ball ring. My ballsack is strangely massive and I'd be nervous blocking bloodflow there
  13. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    God damnit!!!!
  14. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Thanks dude I'll check it out
  15. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    How they season/cost them, how they fry them, how fresh the oil/chicken is I'd bet a lot of places use frozen chicken wings
  16. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Yeah I got it from my favorite wing spot and now I can't go back. I know people will say wings are wings, but I loved that place
  17. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    No I remember naxx. There's not much thinking on the fly in that fight, except for moving from the pillars (they expel in a cross). Everything else is predictable The soaking to wipes is a bit infuriating because they went seriously overboard with that in the entire raid
  18. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Well that's great but I got food poisoning last year for the first time in my life and thought I was going to die
  19. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Somewhere in H KJ progression I gave up on the mythic raid dream this expansion, so H KJ is basically our end goal. I know many mythic guilds knocked him out after a couple weeks, but to us the dude was hard. Shit like soaks was mind numbingly infuriating. I don't remember any raid boss in...
  20. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Take what phazeal says with a grain of salt. He still calls kids fuck trophies and often speaks in absolutes
  21. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Khane only dates women that know what their pussy is worth. "sandwich artists"
  22. Noodleface

    Furor's 14 Days rant & First Look at WoW

    I can understand not feeling the pull but not sure I get the game being lifeless. I love this game even if some of the decisions the company makes is pants on head retarded.
  23. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife is Irish. She has terrible self esteem
  24. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Man if you didn't have thottbot open permanently when you played maybe you should be the one leaving. It was my homepage
  25. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Gonna pet battle you Actually nevermind I'd never win
  26. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    It had to be
  27. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hoss I'm gonna need a link
  28. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    McCheese I understand you like to skirt the boundaries of absurd but I truly hope you don't do that. Leaving a pizza to thaw for a couple hours will put it into a temperature range and time window that promotes serious bacteria growth. While the ingredients are all precooked, you're asking for...
  29. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Primarily I've done very low level programming (UEFI / BIOS). We don't use any advanced technology. Some of my code was in assembly
  30. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    About a 10% swing
  31. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    My warlock is only 862ish so I'm still doing ilvl catch up too. There's kind of a void here where you can gear up in LFR but really you need normal tos
  32. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well, we have two difficult kids so there's probably an emotional disconnect. At the end of the day we're honestly wiped out. We have to sleep weird opposite hours because #2 just doesn't want to sleep yet. Physical intimacy is just not a priority - but the boner wants what the boner wants. I...
  33. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    That's wight I forgot about that
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I thought the wights in season 1 we're beyond the wall. Wasn't it a scouting group that came upon them? The one dude ran and got executed for it
  35. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We only have sex if we can use the placenta in the bathtub
  36. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This is how I can tell you don't have kids
  37. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I usually get the mozz sticks and buffalo chicken pieces and they're both very good for fast food.
  38. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I really enjoy getting a piece of gear and having to change 15 other pieces to align my stats
  39. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't think it's that. I mean... She did have a baby in our bathroom so she probably suffered some PTSD from that or something.
  40. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I can't get a clear answer but she tells me I'm a good husband for understanding. Of course, I don't understand. As for question two it plagues my thoughts