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Ireland has a long history of FUCKING up our wide receiver position. Some things of note, Drafting Tedd Stonehands Ginns Jr., Getting rid of Wes Welker, Getting rid of Brandon Marshall, picking up Chad Johnson. Can't wait to see how big he fucks up this year.

When you see someones butthole with F written on one cheek and H written on the other, you lose all respect you had for them.

Beats me, but it's not like your face wasn't plastered across the forum multiple times by your own doing.

You're amazed that someone can work, go to school, and maintain a friendship with one person? Really?

Uh oh, looks like I've got the Aychamo stalk on me. Pretty soon this fuckers going to be sitting outside jerking off in my bushes to me.

Before the Cataclysm (of his cock and balls).

And you've put far more time in to being a dude, some shit's irreversible bro.

Whoops, you seem to be losthere you go

Sad but true long is such a great player when he can stay healthy and that shit just seems to not happen anymore, however that's far from the big concern with Miami. If Tannehill has no one to throw the ball too he's going to get sacked no matter who's on the line, if there's no RB to take the...

Just because your life is boring and meaningless doesn't mean everyone's is kid.

Maybe, when your father owns the company no one really questions why you're at the job site.

I fucked your mothers jimmies.

http://www.twitch.tv/artosis Artosis streaming WoL campaign on brutal. Pretty lols

Yup, being a chef takes long hours and dealing with the fact that you're an asshole and everyone around you is an asshole, that's just how it is.

in all seriousness however I did work at a nice restaurant, shit sucked ass. but if I had to pick a role, it would be cook > server any day of the week.

Well at least we know for sure you're a woman. You take shit way too seriously!

:> Man, I hope you're cute.

Your experience looks like you watched an episode of one of Gordon Ramsey's shows and are trying to pawn everything off as that. Sorry but the real world doesn't work that way, not all establishments are run the same way. I'm talking about a local fine dining restaurant that was started by...

She actually liked to be referred t as 'mama'.

Not sure why you assume it was a Denny's I worked at. It was a place in my town called the Blue Moon Grill, owner/head chef after graduating from culinary school worked as the head chef at a fine dining restaurant in the area. Finally decided to start his own company. I worked as a dishwasher...

I've been called random and strange before.

God damnit you're not posting funny, strange, or random shit. Stop it.

Microing and scouting aren't something that you'd expect from a bronze league terran.

For a doctor, you're not very smart. Here's a definition for you Dr.DeadWife: in?ti?mate 1 ( n t -m t). adj. 1. Marked by close acquaintance, association, or familiarity.

and the bitch plays LoL. I worked as a cook that had a line that consisted of me and two other dudes, we'd consitently have a full room for lunch on the weekdays and packed at night thurs-sun. I guess it would be considered difficult for a woman, but any sane man knows that cookie is the fucking...

Well now that's just childish.

Medusa gets destroyed by PL late as her ulti doesn't one shot illusions, then she goes oom instantly. DS wall does give juxtapose illusions as well as SD, enchantress, chen, etc.

MCW channeling his inner Scoop Jardine. Sprint down the court and throw a bullshit not-needed 3 pointer to lose the game. This team is trash and if that kind thinks he can do anything in the NBA except sit the bench and be eventually cut. He's fucking insane.

If you're going pug against pug, just pick Tiny. He can crush a PL with equal farm (as long as he has Aghs).

Good lord Syracuse was overrated this year.

http://www.merlinidota.com/catalog/heroes/ Merlini Catalog is live, a couple guys from his stream went back and over viewed every video in the past 5 months and added time stamps for which hero was played. Can click the hero portrait and it will bring you to all the games he's played as that...

Yeah man, she got me this bitchin Mickey mouse hat and bought me dinner at adventure island. Can't believe she did all that stuff.

Reading back through this thread is actually pretty crazy (the Ravv one). I've known Lori for about 6-7 years pretty intimately (purely friendship) and this shit isn't even remotely close to something I'd expect out of her. Met her through joining FoH, met her in real life and hung out for a...

Beats his wife, injured in training camp. Same shit different season.