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  1. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 3

    When this game came out poise was garbage, not sure if they ever fixed it. Your goal when playing should be to dodge attacks rather than block them. It'll work on a few bosses to block, but the majority you'll need to dodge. Since it's your first playthrough it's easy to get caught up in...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's only been a day man. Let it simmer when his wife tells her friends
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Man now I feel sad
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    Dark Souls 3

    That shield is just super heavy, I couldn't use it until late in the game
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    Dark Souls 3

    Here you go Equipment Load | Dark Souls 3 Wiki
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    Dark Souls 3

    Is your playstyle just sword/shield? 76% weight is too high and you'll have what's known as a fat roll - essentially the shittiest dodge you can get. I forget the weight breakpoints but I went for the lowest one so that I had fast rolls. It's something to do with the amount of iframes you can...
  7. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I can't really understand separate finances. Everyone I know In RL that does that is having issues
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    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Still got it for $40 through prime so I can't complain
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    There's something going on We have a few people that dc going downstairs during demonic Inquisition or jumping into the center during maiden. I got dced hitting a wall the other night
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I don't really care what people play to be honest , plus you're the dude that couldn't pick a class haha
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Picasso another serious question,how is the sex life
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm the breadwinner and honestly I feel slighted when I need to do daily chores like dishes. If my wife were working (and making half what I make) I'd probably feel less that way.
  13. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh damn, rip
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Picasso I vaguely remember your wife being a nurse?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Are you my wife? It's all starting to make sense
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well maybe you'll luck out at the therapist will be on your side But. Woman...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    True. Also squirting is or isn't piss
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    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    To me 13 and all variants plus 15 are the equally worst, with 8 slightly better
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Man that doesn't sound healthy. It's like my wife reading about pregnancy shit while she's pregnant, it makes her a hypochondriac. But for your wife it's podcasts about the patriarchy
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    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    That's how I'm feeling Let me hop in my dumb car and auto drive for 5 minutes brb
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Mccheese I'm not even sure you're playing the same game as us. As far as I can tell you only do pet battles
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Anyone know how long the event takes to complete? We're doing a guild run Thursday
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh no
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    "patriarchy" is dangerous but when she says "rape culture " it's time to hit the road
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Off topic since I'm waiting for my copy to arrive tomorrow. I decided to play ff15 again. This game is absolute dog shit. How did people even like this?
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Even the trash before and after broodlord was pretty awful Let's not forget trying to kill those naxx gargoyles in severely undergeared raids right at release too
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I enjoy TOS at least. It's more fun than nighthold trash
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    So about those warglaives you can transmute from the new BT.....
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    The real problem for me is I don't enjoy watching M+. I can watch mythic raid streams and at least enjoy them. When those streamers hit dungeons I shut it down. Why? I've done those dungeons hundreds of times. A 10 is a 19 just with less damage. Same could be said about raiding I guess
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    World 3rd guild on mythic avatar had 842 pulls Need I say more?
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    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    Thanks guys I'll check them out
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    If the poster above you died, what would you say in their RIP thread?

    Hey dude it's 20 minute now like a regular human
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    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Ordered this through Amazon today because I forgot it came out. Also no one local has the steelbook
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    If the poster above you died, what would you say in their RIP thread?

    I think this dude posted about dark souls once
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    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    So I bought shovel Knight last year but finally got a steam link and this thing was made for this game. Absolutely love this game. Anything similar I should look at? (Retro platformer/metroidvania)
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    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Fucked no, in fact it may be changed. It was some dumb shit where if you opened a chest early on you missed on a certain item(s). Zodiac spear ??
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    No one really knows but I'd bet a boss is worth more than a broken shore treasure
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    This is the direction of the game I'd rather watch the old raid competitions they had